Mephesto: Oh, my god! She's loose! Kevin, what have I done?! We've got to stop her before she destroys the entire town! Kevin (deep, distorted voice): Are you okay, dude? Mephesto: What? Kevin (Stan's voice): Are you okay, dude? Stan: Dude, answer me! (Kyle suddenly jerks to attention and screams.) Kyle: Whoa! What the [bleep] happened?! Stan: I don't know, dude. You just kind of zoned out there, for a minute. Kyle: Really? Man, I had the weirdest nightmare! Kenny: {What about?} Kyle: I drempt that crazy scientist at the Genetical Engineering Ranch cut off my mom's head and sewed it to a bunch of dead bodies. Stan (pausing): Yeah, that makes sense. Come on, we better get ready. I think the rain's stopping. Kyle: Hey, great! We're going to get to go trick-or-treating, after all! Stan: Yeah. (Later, the guys are walking down a street. They run into Wendy and Bebe.) Wendy (in a Xena costume): Hi, Stan. Stan: Hi, Wendy. Damn, you sure look hot in all that leather! Wendy: Really, Stan? Stan: Yeah! That costume rocks! Bebe (in a Gabrielle costume): What do you think about my costume, Kyle? Kyle: It's okay. Bebe (pausing): Is that all?! Just okay?! (Kyle waits a few seconds, then shrugs. Bebe frowns at him, then hits him with her staff.) Kyle: Ow! Hey! (Suddenly, a loud roar sounds and Mephestein comes out from behind a house.) Stan: Holy crap! Kyle: Dude! It's the thing from my dream...but it's got Cartman's head!!!
TO BE CONTINUED... ( yeah, really. )
[ All I had time to write, today. ]