Okay this is my first fanfic. I'm only 11y/o so here go's!
--Classroom-- ( Monday, right after weekend )
Kyle:- how was your weekend Stan?
Stan:-I went on a hot date with Wendy!
(kids crowd Stan)
Kyle- did you kiss her?
Cartman- is that why you were late home? your mom called us all!
Kenny- mph mph mpph mpph mpph mph mph mpph? (Did you make love down by the fire?)
Stan-No! we just...talked
( kids move away, disgusted )
Cartman- you...TALKED!!
Stan- yea, we talked about WW2, death ( looks at Kenny ), big Gay Al ( looks at Mr.. Garrison ).
scamps-laugh at Mr.. Garrison
Garrison- What? stop laughing yOU LITTLE...
(bell rings, words cant be heard over bell)
Garrison- Okay, well that was good!
Mr.. Hat- You showed them!
Garrison- Today we're going to learn about pot-bellied elephants...
--Bus stop-- Kyle- What happened?
Stan-nothing... we talked
Kenny-mph mph mph m mppppm? (Did you use a condom?)
Stan-NOTHING HAPPENED. I'm going home!
Cartman- dont forget to pick up some more rubbers for tonight!
Stan-Go get him Sparky
(Sparky tries to hump Cartman!)
Cartman- Son of a bitch!
--Stans house-- (Stan sobs in corner)
Grandpa-Whats wrong Stan?
Stan-I like Wendy, but all she ever wants to do is talk talk talk talk talk...!
Grandpa-oh I see, well treat them mean,keep em keen!
(Stan still crys)
Grandpa- Terrance and Philip is on, come watch it with me
( Turn tele on)
Terrance-Fart!
Philip- HA HA You farted!
( Stan cheers up, the door bell goes, Grandpa opens door, Kyle's mom enters)
Mrs. Brofloski- Whats that! Terrance and Philip! HUH!
(Mrs. Brofloski turns TV off)
(Stan crys again!)
--The next day, Playground--
( Scamps stand in line )
(Wendy walks on screen)
Wendy- Hi Stan!
(Stan turns to face opposite direction)
Stan- hi
Wendy- whats the matter Stan?
Stan- We never make love down by the fire!
Wendy- But Stan I didn't know you wanted to!
(Stan turns to face Wendy)
Stan- then can we...
Wendy-Sure!
(Stan faints)
--the next day, Bus stop--
Stan-... and we used a dildo and everything!
Kenny- mph mph mph mpppph mppppph mp mpppppph mph (did you use Kyle's brother or Cartmans cat?)
(Kyle and Cartman fight Kenny, and his head rolls into Jimbos gun shop)
Jimbo-Its coming right for us!
(BANG!)
FIN
I hope you liked it, it was my first and I am only 11 y/o so...