FANFIC Bill Gates... Part 3

Jun 5, 1999, 11:54 AM ET1 post by 1 posteralt.tv.southpark
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terence martinalt.tv.southpark

[chef's house]

Stan: ...and we were just watching Terrance and Phillip and then Cartman changed the channel with his flab... Cartman: AY! Stan: ...and then the power went off and we got a torch off Cartman's mom and came here. Chef: You did the right thing children. Now we'll take my car and go visit that crazy cracker up on the hill

[in chef's car]

Cartman: hey chef, there's a note on the back seat. Chef: what does it say children?

[Stan snatches the note off Cartman]

Cartman: AY! I was reading that, you buttlicker! Stan: It says 'Dear Chef, thank you for the night of good lovin, maybe we can...

[chef turns round and takes the note from Stan's hand]

Chef: Children... that's just my order for a chinese takeaway Kyle: <believing it> Oh. Stan: dude, you had sex with... Chef: <worried> Uh... Oh look children, Terrance and Phillip are over there! Kids: <excited> where?!?!

[Their faces are glued to the windows trying to see. There is a long silence]

Stan: dude Chef, terrance and phillip aren't there. Chef: oh, well it must have been a squirrel. Oh look <relieved> here we are.

[Outside South Park Genetical Engineering ranch]

Chef: Goddamn, this place gives me the hooboo-jeebies. Stan: I'm scared dude. Chef: Just stay close, where's that torch?

[Cartman switches the torch on]

[Mephesto is standing right in front of them]

Mephesto: Can I help you? Everyone else: AAAAHHHH!!! Chef: Damn, you should get some lighting for this place Mephesto: This facility is adequetely lighted everying night of the year, it's just today i had to reroute some power for my secr.... I've already said too much. Why don't you come in.