Well it's going to run and run! I already have another two parts after this finished so it's kind of an epic! ------------------------------------------------------------------------
KYLE: I reckon it's time I started to explain this...
BEBE: Yeah, so do I, I'm missing out on a perfectly good shower!
KYLE: You know I watched Psycho last night?
STAN: Apparently you watched Psycho last night!
KYLE: Well it's about this woman who stays over at a motel, Bates Motel and takes a shower and is murdered by the owner, Norman Bates who is always dressing up as his mom and looking out of the window. Anyway he has a peephole from the living room into Room 1 so he can tell when the guests go into the shower. So when I heard Bebe had gone into the shower I freaked out.
STAN: Coincidence.
KYLE: The name of this motel is Gates Motel, and with the old woman I saw looking out of the window...
WENDY: This is freaking me out.
KYLE (voice starting to sound female): C'mon Stan, it's more than a coincidence.
STAN: Quit it with the accent dude, you're freaking me out!
KYLE (voice sounds like an old woman): What accent?
WENDY: Kyle! Stop that, you sound like a freaky old woman!
KYLE: Wendy, you're just getting scared and imagining things, there's nothing wrong with my voice!
STAN: Yes there is dude, you sound like my Grandad mixed with your mum!
KYLE: Holy <bleep>!
STAN: This is really screwed up!
KYLE: I'm going to bed, must be something to do with the air up here or something.
STAN: I'm going too. Night Wendy.
WENDY: Night Stan.
(Kyle and San walk out of Room1)
CARTMAN: And what were you two doing in Wendy and Bebe's room? Mr Garrison wouldn't like that!
STAN: Kyle thought that Bebe was going to be murdered by Mr Gates!
CARTMAN (laughs really loud): You thought what? Hahahahaha! I think it's time we called the men in white coats again!
KYLE (voice is still like an old woman): It's not funny Cartman!
CARTMAN: Wo Kyle! Your voice has gone really weird too, you sound like Celine Dion after she's been inhaling an awful lot of helium!
KYLE: Screw you!
CARTMAN: Kyle's an old woman, Kyle's an old woman!
KYLE: I'm going to bed!
CARTMAN: Yeah, you do that, be careful you don't get up too quickly in the morning and get arthuritis!
STAN: Cartman, you don't get arthritis if you get up too quickly!
CARTMAN: Screw you hippy!
(Morning and all the group are huddling around the bus)
STAN: You voice is still really weird Kyle, you ought to get that seen to!
CARTMAN: If you ask me he ought to be put down before he gets so old he loses control of his bladder and stuff.
STAN: Cartman, you are the only person in the world who thinks we shouldn't put you down and the only reason we don't is that they don't make coffins wider than they are tall!
CARTMAN: For the last time, I'm not fat I'm <very long bleep> big boned!
MR GARRISON: Eric, that is the worst example of bad language I've heard since that Lewinsky woman claimed to have sex with the President, now go and stand over the other side of the car park.
DRIVER: It seems that we're going to be in this area for quite a while. The coach engine is completely dead.
CARTMAN: Like Kyle in about half-an-hour then!
KYLE: Shut up Cartman! At least my mom isn't my Dad!
CARTMAN: Screw you guys I'm going-
MR GARRISON: Absolutely nowhere, now go and stand over there. Right then children thanks to this blasted driver and his dratted coach, we are not going anywhere.
STAN: Why can't we just phone the breakdown people?
MR GARRISON: Do you see any telephone cables Stanley?
CARTMAN: This is so-oo gay! How can you have a motel without a phone?
MR GARRISON: I am getting really fed up with Eric aren't you Mr Hat?
MR HAT: Yes Mr Garrison, I think we ought to give him a weeks detention!
MR GARRISON: Well Mr Hat, that sounds like a good idea.
CARTMAN: Goddamn it!
STAN: Cartman, maybe you should stop asking so many stupid questions.
MR GARRISON: Remember, there are no stupid questions, only stupid people!
(Evening) (Class walk back into the lobby)
MR GARRISON: Mr Gates?
MR GATES: Yes sir?
MR GARRISON: I'd like another room for the night.
MR GATES: A room?
MR GARRISON: No, a tin of sherbet flavour pickled raspberries you fanoogat! Of course I want a room!
MR GATES: Just the one room?
MR GARRISON: Haven't we had this conversation before?
MR GATES: This sounds like all my conversations.
KENNY: He must have a great sex life.
MR GARRISON: I'll have the same ten rooms please.
MR GATES: I'll put it on your tab.
MR GARRISON: Right children, go back to your rooms!
(All the kids apart from Cartman leave the lobby. Cartman is in a trance staring at a box in the living room, a box of Cheesy Poofs)
And you Eric!
CARTMAN (dazed): Ye-Yeah I wa-want the Cheesy Poof-Poofs!
(Middle of the night)
KENNY: Will you quit with the whining?
CARTMAN: But I want the Cheesy Poofs!
KENNY: Just shut up!
(Kenny doses off)
CARTMAN: I want the whole box not one stinking packet! Cheesy Poofs, Cheesy Poofs! Cheesy Poofs!
(Cartman leaves in search of Cheesy Poofs)
(Room 1)
BEBE: I love staying up till late and telling each other horror stories!
WENDY: Yeah me too but like I've been telling them all and I can't think of any more! I'm going to have a shower and then go to bed.
BEBE: Are you sure it's a good idea using the shower?
WENDY: Kyle was just freaking out, anyway, he can't see me, the picture is on the wall!
BEBE: Alright then. But be careful Wendy!
(Lobby)
CARTMAN Cheesy Poofs! Cheesy Poofs!
Cartman grabs the box and suddenly there's a big lightning flash and the camera pans in on Cartman's eyes and you can see the reflection of the old woman at the window in his pupils. He drops the box and in the gloom you can see the outline of a frilly skirt. The figure walks over to the side of the room where there is a picture on the wall. The figure takes the picture off the wall and looks through, the picture on the other side has also got a hole in it. The figure watches Wendy get in the shower and Bebe put her light out.
(Room 3)
The bathroom door is creaked open and there is a big rustle as the shower curtain is ripped off.
(The picture is now a cartoon copy of the Psycho shower scene with the same stabs of violin music.)
(Next shot is of the motel from a distance and you hear a scream) ------------------------------------------------------------------------
It's get more and more tension...
Is it still good?
<pray that it's not boring everyone!>