. . . John Travolta kidnaps Dustin Hoffman and seizes the elementary school while the cast of "It's Like, You Know . . . " watches from the confort of their own home.
Hoffman: This is terrible, really, really, terrible, really.
Travolta: Summer lovin', it was a BLAST . . . Hoffman: Mr. Travolta, I believe you're trying to seduce me.
Travolta: Up your nose with a rubber hose! [Travolts shoves a fire hose up Kenny's nose; the water pressure causes Kenny's head to blow up.] Stan: Oh, my God, he's the fortieth person to kill Kenny! Kyle: The Bastard! Cartman: AY! Nobody kills poor people but ME! Travolta: Up your hose with a rubber hose! [Travolta uses the hose to blast Cartman into a wall behind Cartman.] Kyle: Oh my God, he killed Cartman! [Several beats, then:] All: Celebrate good times, COME ON!
Kyle: Wasn't this like the time on "It's Like, You Know" when the gang are watching a car chase on TV? Stan: Yeah; Jennifer Grey was waiting for a commercial break 'cause she wanted the gang to see her new ad. Kenny: Hope it was for a halfway decent plastic surgeon to get her nose back to the way it was when she was in "Dirty Dancing".
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