OK, I'm writing a script for the Burger King Killed Kenny short. It's funny, and here it is:
Scene opens at Burger King
Cartman: Ooh, I'm really hungry. I wonder what I should get.
Kyle: How about you get everything, fatass!
Cartman: Keww idea Kyle!
Stan: I'll get a Cheeseburger and a Coke and a Apple Pie.
Kyle: Me too!
Kenny: Mfhmmhmfhmmhmfmmmfff! (I'll have some chicken nuggets and a coke and some fries and a apple pie!)
Cashier: Hello, may I help you?
Stan: Yeah, we'd like to order some food.
Cashier: What food specifically?
Stan: Well, we'd like 2 Cheeseburgers, 1 Chicken Nuggets, 1 of everything, a large fries, and 4 Apple Pies.
Cashier: OK, that'll be $50.
The kids stare at Pip, who is farther back in the line.
Stan: Pip, that 50 dollars you always have might come in handy right now. If you give it to us, we'll get you a Starvin' Marvin.
Pip: Yes! I'll pay 50 dollars for whatever you got!
The kids go back in the front of the line
Cashier: Thank you for coming to Burger King.
The Cashier gives the kids their food
The kids sit down
Everyone starts eating
Cartman throws food around
Cartman: Hey Kenny, you gonna eat your Apple Pie?
Kenny puts his hand over his apple pie
Stan, Kyle, and Cartman finish and look at Kenny
Kenny starts to eat his fries
Kenny eats one fry and it gets stuck in his throat
Kyle: OH MY GOD! BURGER KING KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARDS!
Cartman takes Kenny's Apple Pie
Hope you liked my story, and thanks to the people who made the plot for this story up.
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