How to deal with IP-nannies like "IPlawyer"

in 'How to Legally Approach the Detestful AOLer Everyone's Having Problems With,' "IPlawyer" wrote in article # ...

...and a lot of bull.

Just stay the hell away from the Internet if you don't like offensive remarks.

No remark is off-topic anywhere due to the way Christians have abused Usenet, posting their subhuman idiocy in every god damned newsgroup imaginable.

If you don't want to be offended, Christians, then don't log on. You already own the cable and broadcast TV channels, radio, newspaper, and the federal government. ff you don't like free expression, move your ass to communist China or Cuba or why not try a few months in Iraq?

Look, Christians, you leave us no place else to express our anger and hatred other than Usenet. Now you want to take that away too? Are the streets not dangerous enough as it is?

AOL rules South Park was a pleasant diversion And the next holocost will be orchestrated by the Christian counterculture. What they did to the native Americans they will do to you.

Fuck off, IPnannies.

#1--I am NOT a Christian #2--You contradict yourself by proposing that people who dont like offensive material should stay away from the internet, while at the same time, you bash Christians (for who only knows what idiotic reason) for corrupting the internet and making it such a freeflowing place where offensive material can exist. #3--Your entire post only makes yourself sound ignorant and illogical by trying to protect someone, who is defaming Jews, by yourself defaming Christians. #4--There was no religious dilemma hidden within my suggestion, merely an actual, legal solution to a parasitic problem that threatened to ruin a newsgroup dedicated to those who love Southpark, and wish to communicate such. I do not disagree that people should be able to say whatever they want--but a newsgroup is not a streetcorner. If someone wants to discuss offensive material, put up a website, or go spew your detestable attributes in a hate-newsgroup.

IPlawyer

This whole thing reminds me of an ollllld Anthrax b- side...

"I don't say this to hurt you\ I don't say this for spite\ You got the choice, don't buy it, don't read it\ And don't tell me your opinion's right."

Having been given the powers of independent thought (although some of you abuse this incredible priviledge), we have the God(or whatever makes you feel happy)- given right to express our own views and opinions as we please. Nobody's rights are being violated so long as the truth is being told. If some idiot wants to prove how stupid and insipid he is, then just step aside and let him do his best. And, another thing-- this ain't the Ludevinko Treatment-- nobody is propping open your little viddies and making you see anything. Having once stolen and read a friend's diary to prove or disprove a rumor, I learned a couple of lessons, one of which was: If you already know that you won't like what you are liable to find, then it's your own fault for going there. Don't feed the troll.

Gus Porterhouse "You think it's broken? Let me make sure..."

...wwwwhoa...wa-wa-wait a minute here....

So, let me get this straight...

You want everyone to know that IPlawyer shouldn't be telling people what he thinks they should do to help combat perceived pestilence on this newsgroup because that same pest SHOULD be allowed to tell people what HE thinks, including telling them to go kill jews, etc???

Ahhh, I see now...you're that hypocritical moron that God (or whatever makes you feel happy) created that day when he was really stoned (the same day he created the platypus and people with really bad toupes) for ecological balance and a good laugh. I get it. Let the all freaks and bleeding heart liberals have free speech, but screw all the conservatives 'cause they drive Volvos. I DONT THINK SO! Hey, let the ambulance-chaser make his summation and file his briefs in front of some judge---he's the 'law-talking-guy'. (I know, shameless Simpsons cross over). You? Well, I cant tell you what you should do, 'cause then I'd be a hippo too.

BUT, I can recommend a sentence: I say since you brought up this hypocritical tripe after obeying the commands of Anthrax of all things, you need to go sit in the corner and think about what you've said, and don't come back till you've realized the inevitable conclusion: that rock and roll is the tool of the devil. Why, all that shaking and gyrating ...mercy me.

Next thing you'll be saying is that we should heed the other warnings of music groups--God (or whatever makes you feel happy) forbid we all start listening to Milli Vanilli...then EVERYTHING would be the Rain's Fault... Now, we dont want that, do we???

I think I was just ripped off... Gus Porterhouse "You think it's broken? Let me make sure..."

Gus Porterhouse wrote:

Ripped off how?

'Ripped off' like he stole your idea to bash hypocrites, or 'Ripped off' like he ripped you a new arse in his response?

The following is the entire text of my post regarding this matter:

This whole thing reminds me of an ollllld Anthrax b- side...

"I don't say this to hurt you\ I don't say this for spite\ You got the choice, don't buy it, don't read it\ And don't tell me your opinion's right."

Having been given the powers of independent thought (although some of you abuse this incredible priviledge), we have the God(or whatever makes you feel happy)- given right to express our own views and opinions as we please. Nobody's rights are being violated so long as the truth is being told. If some idiot wants to prove how stupid and insipid he is, then just step aside and let him do his best. And, another thing-- this ain't the Ludevinko Treatment-- nobody is propping open your little viddies and making you see anything. Having once stolen and read a friend's diary to prove or disprove a rumor, I learned a couple of lessons, one of which was: If you already know that you won't like what you are liable to find, then it's your own fault for going there. Don't feed the troll.

Now, tell me where it is that I have said that I "want everyone to know that IPlawyer shouldn't be telling people what he thinks they should do to help combat perceived pestilence on this newsgroup because that same pest SHOULD be allowed to tell people what HE thinks, including telling them to go kill jews, etc???" I haven't said anything against IPlawyer, or anybody else, stating their views, have I?

I guess I'll have to make it more simple. IPlawyer can tell all of you how to handle this prick, and dieyuppie can tell you that he thinks you're scum. YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ ANY OF IT. You don't even have to pay attention to it if you don't want to. Nobody is making you read that inflammatory crap, and certainly nobody makes you RESPOND TO IT.

Gus Porterhouse "You think it's broken? Let me make sure..."

Sorry S'Dog, My bad.

T'was late, and I read it as hypocritical.

Don't worry though, According to Kymbot, I'll get my punishment when the dreaded Christians find out and either crucify or stone me.

Hey, if I get stoned by Christians, will I have an urge to listen to organ music and munch on wafer-like bread for hours???

You are forgiven, my son. :-)

Seriously, though, this Kymbot chick sounds like she's just kinda empty inside, and nees someone to blame for it. Gus Porterhouse "You think it's broken? Let me make sure..."

Sawdog357 wrote:

I hope we get some new episodes soon (sigh).

On Mon, 08 Dec 1997 17:06:11 -0600, Deacon offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Amen. I think that the quality of the posts would be better if the quality of the posters was better. But new episodes should give fresh fuel to the fire.

I agree Bob, but we have to realize that there are "newbies" to the fold that are at times in the right to have certain questions - minus the "give me that sound here" and "how can I find" garbage. Newbies to the show who have been on the net should know to use a search engine and find for themselves. I've never seen a show collect such a huge web gathering than this show - and it definitely deserves it. :)

**** Only one week remains... ****

On Wed, 10 Dec 1997 00:30:53 -0500, AM offered this unto Shub-Internet:

I don't know about a single show, but there are other groups dedicated to particular works that have a larger traffic than this group. At any rate, as previously stated I'm starting a FAQ for the group that will adress the more basic questions like 'What does Kenny say in the opening', 'Can you send me _______', why binaries aren't allowed in this group and others. Anyone have particular questions they want adressed? Bear in mind that this isn't a comprehensive FAQ, just something to hit the high spots.

I did not say that. This is not from any of my posts. Gus Porterhouse "You think it's broken? Let me make sure..."

Imagine my surprise when everyone wrote:

Gus Porterhouse "You think it's broken? Let me make sure..."

Depends on the quality of the pot!

	Gary M.   :^)

In article ,

Everyone--

Does anybody else think this whole IPLawyer post was just meant to get The Nameless Banality to shut the hell up?

That was my presumption.

--Elocutus

Well, Yes and No.

I did post it in an effort to get him to shut up, but in all sincerity, it IS the truth and the law.

I dont make 'em, just abide by 'em.

One more thing that's been bothering me about this thread--Its title. Kymbot called those who seemingly "police" the internet IPnannies.

That makes no sense. IP is not "internet provider" but is an acronym for Intellectual Property, or the kind of law that governs most of whats on the net.

I believe the actual term would've been "Net-Nannie", but I guess Kymbot was too busy telling us how we're wrong to respond however we'd like to, and that she's right about everything (especially the Christian Conspiracy--look out, coming to a pot luck dinner near you!).

Well, at least in her title (ok, everywhere in her post), she was wrong.

IPlawyer

In article , "IPlawyer" wrote:

I took the IP to mean "Internet Protocol" as in "Transfer-Copy Protocol/Internet Protocol," or TCP/IP, the protocol on which the Internet runs.

--Elocutus

I took the TCP to mean transmission control protocol/internet protocol (TCP/IP)...

Elocutus of Borg wrote in message ...

the

ummm... not to be a stickler for computer industry acronyms (like PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ;) but TCP/IP stands for Transport Control Protocol/Internet Protocol

or something like that. I think. Maybe. I can't remember. ;>

Jon

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... When one door closes, another opens.  But we often look so regretfully
    upon the closed door that we don't see the one that has been opened
    for us ...                 -- alexander graham bell --

IPlawyer wrote:

Tell that to all of the Christian assholes who post inappropriate materials in newgroups that have nothing at to do with the Christian Counterculture.

Christianity is a lifestyle choice, not a birthright or an ascribed characteristic of any sort. And so it is impossible to be an anti-Christian bigot. One can, at worst, be an angry critic.

Kymbot is right all christians including jews muslims and whatever the fuck else you call your stupid selves should fuckin die i mean it you fuckin losers believe in jesus even though he was just some dude who just happened to have an unusually large amount of followers to you i say you are a stupidhead and if you even bothered to read this far screw you fatass you go to hell you go to hell and die goddamm i hate you fuckin religious people kill em all please i watch the tv but its censored i see religous groups and all i want to do is bring out a shotgun and kill em all dont you if only i could then the world would be a better place for you and me you loser SouthPark Rules Dementia Sucks Lets be friends to the end -Charles Ray

Yeah--I come seeking Retribution

"Oh, FUCK...dont kill them Jesus, they're just ignorant"

Nay, fear not, I love all my children. In a couple of weeks, it will be my birthday, and all is not right with the world.

"Your birthday is on Xmas? That SUCKS dude!"

I must find a place called, "The Internet"

"You're already on the net, Jesus. Who are you looking for?"

THAT LITTLE RIPE-BASTARD, DIEYUPPIE!. I hope you like fire and brimstone.

OK, next caller.

hes come to kill you because your jewish kyle

Jesus and Pals wrote in article ...

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brimstone.

Umm, ok. If you think people on the internet should say what comes to mind, then here goes, Kymbot:

WOW do you sound like a big fat cunt.

I bet you're even a big fat hairy lesbian by necessity, not by choice. Even then, I bet you roll around in slop so other piggies will play with you. No wonder you like southpark--your only hope to get laid is a drunken elephant.

I mention this since this post of yours, including your "PAHT PIE" ones just add kindling to the fire that its dumbass ignorants like you that have ruined the internet, not "christians" as you claim.

As for you, IPlawyer, well screw you too...there are too many lawyers in the world anyway. (But I do agree with you about shitcanning the Dieyuppie asshole--still, you're a lawyer, so you suck.)

There, Kymbot, I said my peace. Funny...I dont see any crucifixes around...you sittin' on 'em?

Seanyboy "Better Get Your Ass in School"

Seanyboy wrote:

Oh my god <gasping for breath> you are too fuckin' funny. Had I been drinking a tasty beverage, it surely would have come out my nose!!

-Laura

-Laura

"Seanyboy" wrote:

Actually there are too many Christian lawyers.

actually, to add my two cents into this tyrade, the American Law Journal recently published a poll finding that the vast majority of lawyers in this country, especially in New York, LA, and Washington, are Jewish. Something like 13% higher than christian as a whole (which was lead by protestants, followed by catholics)

thought you'd like to know.

In article ,

Actually, there are too many fat-assed Christian lawyers who hate rainbows and smell like old cheese.

--Elocutus ===================== Si hoc legre scis nimium eruditionis habes.

Damn straight Kymbot. Your post filled me with such glee that I yelled out loud. We don't need anymore watered down, flat, bland bullshit labeled as information. I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this any more! Skip his frigging posts if you don't like it. IMHO, Dieyuppie is the most interesting person on this ng. He seems like the only person that the south park kids would actually hang out with.

Dave Taylor was smoking something serious when he posted:

No comment

Are you reading the right newsgroup right now?

Well, you know where not to go anymore!

Most people who frequent the group have stopped reading the wisdomless one for a while now (I killfiled about a week ago), but I do get some response posts and I can't believe that people egg him on. If you think he is interesting - I have a bridge that I'd like to sell you...

**** "I'm a big, bright, shining star." (with a fake penis) Dirk Diggler - Boogie Nights ****

On Tue, 9 Dec 1997 23:23:33 -0500, [email] (Dave Tv) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Dave, I must thank you. You have proven, beyond any shadow of a doubt, the case against WebTV. I salute you, good sir.