Most Quotable ep?

Even though its not my favorite ep,(that honor goes to either pink eye or clubhouses), i think spooky fish has some great quotes. To wit: "you can kiss my black ass" "stop saying hella" "i cant beleive i wont get my montly visitor again" "you guys are hellastupid" what ep do you think is the most quotable?

In article , [email] (Metlhd3138) wrote:

Not Without My Anus.

"Wait! That fart gives me pause!" "I'm giving you cancer with my mind!" "Head cancer?"

Martin definitely NWOMA is the most quotable. I split sides when I saw that!!

Gyrex Derision

Who can forget Cartman's impression on woman?:

"I would never let a woman kick my ass...if she tried anything, I'd be like..Eh! You get your bitch-ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie"

"Hey, woman, you shut your mouth and make babies"

"if some sissy chick tried to kick my ass, I'd be all like, Hey, listen, missy, why don't you go knit me sweater before I slap you in the face"

" if some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, hey, why don't you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed!"

James

Lemme see...off the top of my head, I'd have to say the Anal Probe ep, Gnomes (Tweek quotes!!!) OY VEY! So many good quotes! I like all of 'em that I've seen before...each ep has it's own unique quotes, kinda like those cereal variety packs! ;P

Well, if we were talking which eppie is the best "impersonation" ep, I'd DEFINITELY hafta say "Damien"! I totally kick ass at Damien impersonations! ;P <evil grins at my friends from school> >:)

In article , [email] wrote:

The Mr. Hankey Episode. Counting songs, it has a quotable Jew song, and the Mr. Hankey song. Also, Mr. Hanky's greeting is *so* cool. I can do a *kickass* Mr. Hankey.

"Hoooowdy-hooo."

the_davester nirvanasongs @ yahoo.com http://www.geocities.com/~dgisoft/nirvana/ "Remember... sentience is overrated" -- Me "There is no progress / Evolution killed it all" -- Green Day

the_davester wrote:

The best "impersonation" episode is either "Volcano" or "Mexican Staring Frog." Mostly 'cause 90% of my quotes are in Ned's voice... 8^]

Hi Metlhd3138,

With the wit of John Howard and the eloquence of Alexander Downer, Metlhd3138 said....

As only a recent South Park fan, I've only seen 8 episodes, but I reckon my favourite for quotes is the one with Natasha Henstridge (can't remember what it's called): "My mom said to be a lesbian, you have to lick carpet"

Josh B wrote:

The episode was titled "The Substitute". One of my faves :)

-Toni (aka Miss Ellen the substitute!)

In the midst of chaos, Toni sang out sweetly:

~ ~ ~Josh B wrote: ~ ~> Hi Metlhd3138, ~> ~> With the wit of John Howard and the eloquence of Alexander Downer, ~> Metlhd3138 said.... ~> ~> As only a recent South Park fan, I've only seen 8 episodes, but I reckon ~> my favourite for quotes is the one with Natasha Henstridge (can't ~> remember what it's called): ~> "My mom said to be a lesbian, you have to lick carpet" ~ ~The episode was titled "The Substitute". One of my faves :)

Um...actually, the episode was called "Tom's Rhinoplasty."

...

I know I'm being nitpicky. *shrugs*

~-Toni (aka Miss Ellen the substitute!)

I'm sure there's no substitute for you!

*horn section starts in*

...

Nah. *doesn't sing*

Merry.

Merry Widow wrote:

<gasp> Oh yeah huh??????? <slaps self on forehead> Duh duh duh duh duh duh........

No no, I can be very nitpicky too....hell my ex teased me and once said, "Sorry Miss Anal-oops, Miss Ellen" hehehe.

<looks around> Awwwh....no Chef-ettes?

-Toni

Toni wrote in message ...

"Sorry

Toni has an EX ???   THE FOOOLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

None for Toni!!!

What about a Covenant-er

 ; ' )

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands Busy Creating The Toni Fan Club....

Covenant wrote:

YES HE IS!!!!!! The dork didn't know a good thing when he saw one!!! Hehehe......but I'm not bitter, really.... <waves arms around dramatically> ....there's plenty of fish in the sea!

Awwwwwwhhh Joe you are just too sweet! I'm gonna be needing a dentist soon 'cause of all your sweet praises! :)

Hey, a Covenant-er is better than Chef-ettes any day!

I have a fan club?!?!?!?!?!? Heck, you're the one who deserves the fan club.....the ever so sweet and charming, dashing, Pledge and FAQ creating, rich theater voiced Covenant!

-Toni

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands Blushing Like FURY!!!! (Envy Me All You Other Dudes Out There!!!)

Alt.Tv.Southpark FAQ: http://www.angelfire.com/oh/joesfaqforsp/index.html

Toni wrote in message ...

Covenant wrote:

Awwwww......men who blush are just ever so CUTE!!!!

And they have every right to be envious! :)

-Toni

<snip a wealth of back and forth compliments>

Only because he got you! �)=^( (driving miss daisy smiley, just made it up)

Jeff

Jeff Plas wrote:

Awh Jeff, what's this-are you a wee bit jealous now? There's plenty of me to go around ya know?

-Toni (simultaneous....j/k!)

PS: cute smiley, BTW!

to

Well, I AM the jealous type... But, no. He can have you. I've already got the perfect girl. And we just got engaged recently!!!!!! I've never been this happy. I was actually considering starting a new thread JUST to tell people that I'd gotten engaged and how happy I was. But, I figured it'd be off topic and you'd all think I was weird or something. C'est la vie, ca va.

Jeff

Jeff Plas wrote:

<throws Cheesypoofs in the air instead of rice>

Wow congrats dude!!!! That is so super cool! Awh, both my boys are happy and in love (the other boy being Joe of course!). I'm so glad for you, I could just.....just.....

<sniff sniff sob!>

-Toni (who has no boyfriend right now but isn't bitter about it....really! I'm not kidding ok?! Valentine's Day is just a bunch of hippie love crap anyways :P.....hehehe)

BOOOHOOHOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! hehe. I'll bring ya some flowers and make sure they don't have any killer african bees in them. :)

<sigh> Another single SP fan. Tell ya what Toni, if you still don't have a boyfriend and I still don't have a girlfriend by Valentine's Day, I'd be honored to be your valentine. {Hmmmm ... looking at this message I may sound a little desperate (well, yeah, I guess I am ... kinda <g>)}

Hey, I'm just a hippie at heart (with the hair to prove it <g>), though I prefer the term "long-haired, beer-drinkin'/brewin', coffee-swillin'/roastin', SP-luvin', overgrown dwarf freak" <g>.

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote:

Well, you can be my newsgroup Valentine boy if you like! :)

LOL! You're funny. :)

-Toni

In article , Toni wrote:

A virtual valentine! Cool! Have a virtual rose, m'dear.

------<--(@

(who posted this rose thing originally? I found it to be very cool.)

Well, I try to be ... and often times wind up with my foot in my mouth.

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote:

<accepts the rose and gives Dain a peck on the cheek>

Awh, thank you!

-Toni (I can't help being a flirt!)

Toni wrote in message ...

it....really!

anyways

be

HEY !!!!!
NOW JUST WAIT A SECOND...
SERIOUSLY..........!!!!!

In article , "Covenant" wrote:

What?!?! You've got a girlfriend to celebrate Valentine's Day with (although it will be a long distance celebration, but it's still better than nothing). I mean really, a guy goes and gets himself soon-to-be engaged and he's all over the single women! <g> Just kidding with ya Cov! However, we long-haired, beer-drinkin'/brewin', coffee-swillin'/roastin', SP-luvin', overgrown dwarf freaks take hippie crap seriously!! <g> What'll it be? Poisoned apples at ten paces? A mining competition? Wet noodles? You're choice. <g>

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote in message ...

AAhhhh... but is that the case????? Stay tuned to this NG for more exciting information...... (Next Month.......)

Socks of custard at dawn. or sacks of kippers at Jennifer.....

(Too Obscure??)

cheers!

(I mean............  Have at you!!!)

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

In article , "Covenant" wrote:

Dude! You must be hopping the pond and heading to Canada (just a guess)!! What else could it be?!?!?

<heh-heh-heh> I have a friend named Dawn in Chapel Hill. I don't think she'd appreciate socks of custard though. Maybe a *bowl* of custard ...

Ah-ha (and I don't mean that 80's band), the duel is on!!! How about licorice whips at 3:26pm 2/26/99 at the Empire States Building Observation Deck in NY, NY (whoever doesn't show forfeits, unless we both don't show in which case we both win <g>)??? We could sell tickets (with a no refund poicy of course)! A fight to the ... ah ... death by licorice sounds too horrendous ... how about ... no that won't work ... I GOT IT! A fight to the last bit of licorice whip (it's gotta break sometime, or get eaten, and this way no one dies, except the licorice whip of course) <g>

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote:

<reading with confusion written all over her face>

Ummmm what's up with all the food references?

-Toni

In article , Toni wrote:

Sorry 'bout that. Cov took me up on the duel, and when I saw his reply I got the munchies (<in Homer Simpson voice> mmmmmmm, custard sock)<g>.

Hey Cov, who're you gonna name as your second? We should do this properly after all <g>.

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote in message ...

Could be a LOT of things, but.......... Stay tuned.......

The Socks of Custard was a Goons reference (Spike Milligan anyone?)

And the Dawn/ Jennifer reference was French and Saunders (Dawn F. Jennifer S. (U know them guys??) (Must know Jen. Ab Fab??) )

And now he tries to win by cheating!!!!!!!!
(Read on...................)

He obviously DOES mean that. He will have Mortgen Harkensonsonsonsonson and the rest waiting to jump me when I appear. But I.. I will stand tall and look haughty (Not e Kyle...Copyright ME!) and hootchesly thrangle them with crinckly bindlewordles... (Reference???)

AGAIN, he tries to cheat!!!!!!!!

There is NO 26th month!!!!!!! (And all the rational countries of the world use DAY/MONTH/YEAR... except Canada where they use BOTH... Now THAT must be confusing!!!)

Doesn't that mean *I* won already then? Cos I brought up the duel and you weren't there???

GOOD IDEA!! But I'd like a no refund poLicy, if that's okay?? ; ' P

True

Well, It may have. Now we'll never know...........

But I don't like liquorice (Note correct spelling!)

So, by DELIBERATELY choosing a weapon I cannot use, you PROVE yourself to be without honour and... *I* win. Toni, thou art mine. My charger is prepared and let us mount and away...............

Errmmmmmmm...........

No.. Let's get on the horse and get the hell out of here first...

Yeah, I'm a 5'11" StudMonkey ! What of it?!?

In article , "Covenant" wrote:

Rings a bell, but I can't place it. Comedian, I know, but I can't remember anything SM did.

AB FAB RULES!!

Huh? How so? I've lost you here.

God no! If the members of Ah-Ha showed up, I'd help you thrash them! Besides, if I wanted to draft a band to aid me, I'd get the members of Pink Floyd to jump you at Heathrow before you boarded your flight. <g> And isn't that reference a Douglas Adams reference?

HOW?!?!?! I'm so confused ... wait, maybe that's your nefarious plan, to confuse the hell out of me so you can steal Toni out from under my nose while I try to peice together the pieces of this confusing post!

Oh, fine, then make it 26/2/99! Remember, I'm in the US (we do everything backasswards and we're not usually rational <g>).

Ahhhh, but were you on the top of the Empire States Building when you made the challenge???? If not, we may be talking forfeit on your part then!

D'OH! A typo! Argh, I do confess a touch! I fear I breathe my last! Oh, no, wait a minute, I'm fine.

Correct BRITISH spelling, we're talking AMERICAN licorice here! <g>

Hey, it was only a suggestion! You don't get off that easy!

I WAS RIGHT! You were merely trying to confuse me so as to make your quick departure with the beloved Toni! Well, I'm on to you buddy! <holds up a twizzler> Stand and deliver, you varlet!

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote in message ...

Spike is thje funniest man ever born. He was the reason stuff like Monty Python etc came into being... Yep, he is an OLD man (80-ish) but he was totally 'out' there.......

You get Floyd... I'll get Henry Rollins... As much as I ADORE Floyd, I couldn't see Dave Gilmore getting his belly out of the way of Henry quickly enough. (Dave HAS got fat recently hasn't he!)

(Yep...(Ref. Vogan Poetry!) )

Of course I was!!! I never said I wasn't... But YOUR words specifically state that you were not. I.e. "If not.." and "But were you.." those statments, by inference mean you couldn't be there to see if I was or not... So the forfeit is YOURS m'man!!!! (Heeheeheeheeeeee...... Thinking of forfeit...)

DAMN, So Close!!!!!!!

But WE invented it!!!!!!! (Hell... we invented most of the emigrant population OF America!!)

Again, trying to cheat!!! Using weapons that are unavailable in the UK!!!!!! Equity...equity!!!!!!

"Look over there!!"

iquorice allsorts burying him to his eyebrows !!!!!<

(Or else he turns round and Sir Covenant de Escossais Gallops of with the hard won Toni..............)

Now then... that forfeit..... Before you give chase you must eat ALL of ther liquorice allsorts, even the horrible aniseed, sugar ball covered ones.... WITHOUT help from cartman!!!!!

Sir Covenant. A Man With Toni On His Horse (Galloping Off IntoThe Sunset!)

In article , "Covenant" wrote:

Hmmmm, wouldn't he have a similar effect of a Sumo wrestler (DG, that is) :). All Dave would have to do is sit on him (unless, of course, he loses that extra weight before he shows up <g>).

Ummmm, I just thought of something. You couldn't have written it on Feb 26, 1999, so it's still on <Dain quickly starts packing to make a quick run up to NY, NY>! BTW, I am assuming a 50/50 split on the ticket sales (but maybe we should cut Toni in on the proceeds).

Fine, I'll get help from David Gilmore (he can have all the anise candies)!

CARTMAN: What the hell are you guys talking about about? Anus candy? That's sick!

DAIN OF THE IRON HILLS: But they're endorsed by Terrence and Phillip.

CARTMAN: Really? Kewl! I want some anus candy!

DAVID GILMORE: Get your own, you fatassed git!

CARTMAN: I'M NOT FAT! I'm just a tall, thin person in a short person's body! And what the hell is a git, frenchie?!?!?

<DG and Cartman quickly get into a scuffle, leaving Dain of the Iron Hills pondering how to stop Covenant from making a get-away>

<a light bulb appears over Dain's head, and he quickly hands Toni a pair of ear plugs and wears a set himself> a-hem ... oh freddled gruntbugglies, thy micturations are to me as furddled glabberwotchets upon a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee ... <Dain of the Iron Hills quickly makes off with Toni as Covenant and his horse writhe upon the ground with intestinal pain from the Vogan poetry (SIDE NOTE: you know, I used to have the HGTTG Radio Scripts, but I fear an ex-roommate snagged them from me, the bastard! So I had to do the poetry from memory and I don't remember the bindlewortles. Otherwise, how's the accuracy?)>

So sorry, my good sir, but the day, and the fair maiden, are mine! :)

His Noble Highness, Dain of the Iron Hills, King Under the Mountain - you should really bow down when a king approaches, Sir Covenant. ;) <flies off on the back of a giant eagle with the fair Toni by his side>

Dain of the Iron Hills was utterly repulsed when I spoke of my fantasy involving Matt Stone and chocolate syrup, and said the following in order to shut me up:

*snipping sniper strikes again*

~(SIDE NOTE: you know, I used to have the HGTTG Radio Scripts, but I fear ~an ex-roommate snagged them from me, the bastard! So I had to do the ~poetry from memory and I don't remember the bindlewortles. Otherwise, ~how's the accuracy?)>

My HGTTG Radio Scripts is in several parts in several boxes. It did not withstand my HS speech class very well. :(

But it sounded pretty good to me! Or, uh. Bad. As it were.

I wonder what would happen if you stuck your thumb in a Vogon's butthole...

Merry.

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote in message ...

Toni! Toni! He wants to cut you!!!!!!!

The following however was Funny As F!!!!

Thy footing turrligndromes# and hootchesly thrangle me with krinkly binlewordles or otherwise I will REND thee in the gobbleworksword with my burdlecrunchion See if I don't!!!

(Spelling may be off...)

Dunno if I mentioned this before, but I've been into T'Guide since the orig, radio shows. I've got all the books, the radio series' the albums, even two Marvin singles...

(and seen the stage show once........)

Toni, and her well know fear of heights, jumps immediately into the waiting arms of Sir Covenant..... Poor old Dain is stuck on the back of a Giant Roc, (Not an eagle, and taken to the sandman's nest and fed to it's young... (VERY obscure ref. there...) Sir Covenant, comforts Tnoi as best he can (and he IS the best after all... Eh Rare??) and begins....

"I'll tell thee everything I can, there's little to relate..."

(That ref??)

Sir Covenant, Troll-Bane A Knight With A Lot Of Toni On His Hands (But Never Too Much !! )

Covenant wrote:

Egad!!!!!!! I don't wanna be split in half!!!!! :)

Dudes, I am so lost by all these other things you guys have been talking about :P

Wow! How'd you know I had a fear of heights?!?!?!?!? <:~O

GASP!! Erm, no comment! Heehee.

-Toni

In article , Toni wrote:

Semantics, semantics! or should that be "shenanigans!"! I was just refering to a portion of the ticket sales revenue! C'mon, I'm a hippie, dammit! I don't believe in violence, except in self-defense, an if y'all don't believe me, I'll kick your ass <g>.

Douglas Adams _Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy_. If you haven't read it, check it out. It's funny as hell.

I haven't seem anybody post anything under this subject for the last 2 days,

and hello to Toni! how are you doing?

James

In article , [email] wrote:

In the last installment, Covenant managed to best my army of dwarves by throwing out a bunch of gold, which those greedy little bastards quickly started scrounging for (they'll all get KP duty for a year because of it <g>). I had to take a short break to discipline my troops, but have my informant network keeping a close eye on Cov's actions (feel like someone's watching you, Cov? <g>). I am currently working on a plan to rescue the fair Toni from Cov's grasp (I can't tell you what it is ... yet, but it's a bit time consuming, even for us dwarves). Fear not Toni! I am coming to free you from that mad english knight, known as Sir Covenant! <g>

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote:

And I thought the whole pledge thing was weird, this is just rediculous.

In article , Craig Winckler wrote:

<snip>

Which part? Or do you mean the whole thing? If it's the latter, damn skippy it's ridiculous, but it's an enjoyable sideline (or at the very least a silly sideline). If it's the former, do you mean some of it is too serious? <g>

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote:

The whole knight dwarf thing is nuts. Although I used to think about stuff like that but that was when I 11 and had just read Lord of the Rings.

In article , Craig Winckler wrote:

Since you've read the trilogy, then you should recognize my handle. And yes, I read the trilogy as a kid myself (my mom read _the Hobbit_ to my brother and me for a bedtime story, one chapter a night, and I read the rest of the books shortly thereafter, except the _Silmarillion_ (sp?), which I didn't read until my teen years, and haven't read since), and a couple of times since I've "grown up". Of course, growing up doesn't mean you have to stop acting silly or ridiculous (if it did, there would be no South Park). Have you been following this thread from the beginning, or just since the knight/dwarf king references have started appearing?

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote:

Just since the gold blinded your dwarves with greed.

In article , Craig Winckler wrote:

Gads!  You have missed a rather long and silly thread then.  To put it
simply, I had bemoaned the fact I was single (and still am, dammit! <g>),
Toni said she was too, but really didn't mind it.  The concept of a
"virtual valentine" came up, as long as we were both single come
Valentine's Day, and that is when the true silliness started between Cov
and myself.  Let's see, you've missed:
   guest appearances by: Cartman, a slippery frenchman, my german-speaking
twin, David Gilmore of Pink Floyd, a soap opera announcer and others
   as well as quotes of Vogon Poetry, large quantities of licorice and
anise candies,  various evil, nefarious and ultimately silly plot twists,
etc.

Consider this to be the ats version of the sitcom _Soap_ (anyone remember that one? _Benson_ was a spin-off seris from it).

Doo.do.doo.do.doop....do.do.do.dooo

This is the story of two posters. Covenant de Dundee and Dain of the Iron Hills....

This is Sir Covenant (Cut to Joe's PR pic.......)

And This Is Dain (Cut to pic of Tin cans....)

And this is..........
Alt.tv.southpark............

In our Last episode Covenant told Dain that the Lovely Toni was now, 'vitrually' his forever. Dain took it as read that with Covenant dead she might end in 'his' bed. But troubles ahead took Dain's army instead and now he's been led to believe what Joe said when dear Toni was glad (close) to be in Covenant's stead.......

Confused? You will be after this weeks episode of.....................

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Many Videos On His Hands

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote in message ...

In article , "Covenant" wrote:

Yes, but they are very nice looking tin cans <g>

No, not dead, just very confused and perplexed. Confusing your opponent is a very effective method of attaining victory without him/her realizing that you won (at least, not realizing immediately). With that said, you should be realizing my victory right ... about ... now <a sound is heard by folks on all points on the globe, leading to the rise of various strange theories regarding the end of the world as we know it being heralded in by some unknown, other-worldly entity who's howl was heard 'round the world, but which we at this NG know to actually be Cov's realization of defeat>

NO!!!! HE'S RHYMING!!!!!! AAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!! <g>

I see you are familiar with the confusion tactic ... Truly a worthy opponent.

Fifty bucks says the Ring of Doom is sitting next to some paperclips in the back of a desk drawer at id Software. :)

In article , "Steve Sutton" wrote:

The Ring is, as of yet, with a nasty little squishy creature who lives beneath the Blurry Mountains; he goes by the name of Gumball. (I have not been idle with The Hoggit, friends.)

Steve Sutton wrote in message ...

Well, there is a Ring of Shadows in Quake 1 which gave invisibility. If memory serves, the Ring of Doom did make the wearer invisible, but it is a while since I last read the Lord of the Rings!

Can I have my �50?? <g>

Si

:-)

In article , Craig Winckler wrote:

Well, just keep talking and make this thread longer!!

James

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote in message ...

wrote:

<Snipped the part where Dain admitted defeat...>

ENGLISH!!!  *ENGLISH!*  *FU****G ENGLISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INSULT!!! For that you shall never see Toni again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Covenant. A SCOTTISH Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

In article , "Covenant" wrote:

Sorry dude, I didn't realize you were in the Highlands. If I had, I truly would not have called you English, I mean, I know the Scots and Irish and Welsh REALLY don't like being called English, so again I apologize ... <Dain continues to drone on about this topic, lulling Covenant into a catatonic state, as his dwarvish miners make a sharp left and start digging the trans-atlantic tunnel up to Scotland> ... it would be like refering to the US or India or Australia as a British colony, boy would that piss some folks off. Or if you make the mistake that some folks have been known to do and refer to Austria as having once been an English colony, buddy you better keep you head low in that situation. And you know all the penguins and sheep on the Falkland Islands ... <the tunnel is completed, Dain jumps out of it, behind Cov, who's eyes have long since glazed over from the over-abundant apologies and random silliness being hurled at him, and sneaks Toni back to the US via the tunnel> ... so anyway, I do just want to say I'm sorry for calling you English. Truly. Just one more thing <music from _Braveheart_ rises> FREEDOM!!! for Toni that is.

<the sound of demolition charges being set off in sequence from Scotland to England, under the Atlantic and all the way to the East Coast of the US can be heard as the tunnel is collapsed>

See ya, Sir Covenant!

In article ,

hmmm,

I(and believe most of you) have never saw Toni before, I wander what she look like??

James

[email] wrote:

Actually, Joe and Dain know what I look like, since I sent them a pic of me. If anyone else wants a pic and promises not to do anything sinister with it (as in, using the wonders of Photoshop and putting my face on some nekkid chick's body) then privately email me.

-Toni

In article , Toni wrote:

That's not sinister. A naked guy's body, now that would be sinister.

Martin Hazelbower wrote:

Yeah, that's true...very true....what's even worse is if the combination would actually look GOOD! <shudders at the thought>

-Toni

Toni wrote:

So, you're saying that Mrs. "Trustno1" sends out her photo at the drop of an e-mail? :)

Yea, so do I. I don't care if people see what *I* look like. See attached:

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Dave wrote:

*shrug* Yeah well, although I love the show and all (X-Files I mean), I don't stick to their motto too well.....guess I should, eh? :P Well, lemme rephrase this then. I'm just gonna give my pic to those people in here who I already know and have been talking to for some time and who want it. So, sorry new people-not that you guys give a shit about what I look like anyways! :)

-Toni

[email] wrote in message ...

Ahhh... But some of Us HAVE!!!! (Some of us MORE than others!!)

Greeeee-eeeggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Heeelloooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!?????

BTW Toni.... Nice to see you back! (Got a lot of work on your hands just now!!)

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

Covenant wrote:

*gasp* Joe!!!! Oh honestly- you are such a little tease! Hehehehe.

Thanks! Glad to be back!

By work you mean having to read over 300 posts, or the influx of new people who keep responding to trolls?

-Toni

We'll see. (mumbling to self) Damn... had a wand... (rummaging)... in here... somewhere... crap, why can I never find what I'm looking for... jeez this bag sucks... fear not, the Guild *will* hear of this.

Sorry, I can't help.

Dave wrote in message ...

And suddenly, from behind Dave came the sound of a pair of a hundred very tiny feet.... scurrying....woodenly...

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

This is the story of two posters. Covenant de Dundee and Dain of the Iron Hills....

Confused? You will be after this weeks episode of.......<<<<<

I'm still expecting this week's episode

James

I haven't seem anybody post anything under this subject for the last 2 days, what's up? running out of ideas?

and hello to Toni! How's going?

James

[email] wrote:

Hi James, how are you? I've been out of town this weekend so I'm just catching up on the posts just now....I have more comments about the crazy shit I've been reading so far, but I'll talk about it more in another post titled, "OT: I'm Back!!!!!!! :)"

-Toni

Required reading.  The entire series.
This wasn't Vogon poetry was it?  That stuff's supposed to kill you.
Anyway, nearly Super Bowl time, got to mix up a pitcher of Pan-Galactic
GargleBlasters.  See'ya.
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In article , [email] wrote:

Well, only bits of the verse was posted, so as to disable not kill (we're not heartless, after all, just twisted). You got a recipe for those Pan-Galactic GargleBlasters? Pass it on!

First pour in the juice of a bottle of the Ol' Manx Spirit, then add a measure of water from the Seas of Santraal V (Oh, that Santraal seawater! Oh, those Santraal fish!). Allow 3 cubes of Mantovin Mega-Gin to melt into the mixture (make sure it's properly iced, or the benzine will be lost!). Allow 2 1/2 liters of swamp gas to filter through, and, over the back of a spoon, float a measure of Algorian Mega-Mint, reminiscent of the Algor Regions... sweet, subtle and mystic. Finally, add the tooth of a Rakasta, watching it dissolve, spreading the red flames of the Second Sun deep into the heart of the concoction. Add an olive. Drink... but...veeerrrryyy carefully...

But here on Earth, we have attempted to approximate the GargleBlaster using the meager fermented driblings that WE like to call alcohol:

PGGB #1:

1 1/2 oz. Jack Daniel's Whiskey 1 1/2 oz. Seagram's 7 4 1/2 oz. Gin 6 oz. Soda Water 1 1/2 oz. Peppermint Schnapps 1 1/2 oz. Johnnie Walker Red Label Scotch Dash of Cinnamon

Shake with ice, and strain into a cocktail glass.

PGGB #2:

2 oz. Myers Original Dark Rum 2 oz. Cuervo Gold Tequila 2 oz. Apricot Brandy 1 oz. Grenadine Orange Juice

Shake first four ingredient with ice, strain into cocktail glass, pour OJ to fill glass.

PGGB #3:

2 1/4 oz. Bacardi 151 Proof Rum 1/2 oz. Triple Sec 3/4 oz. Blue Curacao Dash of Angostura Bitters Dash of Gin Dash of Grenadine Ginger Ale Maraschino cherry

Shake first six ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, fill with Ginger Ale, garnish with cherry.

In article , [email] wrote:

What, you mean these ingredients aren't available at the liquor store???? <g>

Dude, my stomach is hurting just from READING these recipes (they sound like they could have a similar effect to a real Pan-Galactic GargleBlaster). I'll pass them on to a couple of bartenders I know (they can be kinda evil sometimes and these recipes could be just what they're looking for).

I'm probably wrong, but shouldn't that be "Ol' Janx Spirit"? It's been awhile since I read the books (all 5 of them!), but I seem to remember it as "Janx".

Steve

Or alternatively... Arrange for a friend to smash your brains out with a slice of lemon.... wrapped around a large gold brick...

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

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With a few of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters clouding my thoughts, Vogon poetry goes down easy. It's Master Grunthos the Flatulent's personal readings that make me want me to vomit out my liver.

In article , "Covenant" wrote:

<snipped the dialogue between DG and EC, and some Vogon poetry>

Ahh, the appreciation of fine (or just plain silly) humor. Truly it is a noble quality.

It all comes back to me now! Do Vogons have literary awards? You know, something like "Most People Killed Off By A Single Verse" Award. Good thing I'm still wearing those earplugs! <g>

I've been hooked on DA's HGTTG (and related readings) for about a decade and a half. Great stuff! Ever read _Long, Dark Teatime of the Soul_ (I think that was the title)?

You lucky s ... uh, guy, you. <g>

Actually, it was a Tolkien ref (and he refered to "Giant Eagles", not Rocs, although the terms in this case could be interchangable). Besides, I'd like to se you slip by my loyal army of dwarves! <g>

<while Covenant attempts to deal with thousands of dwarves, Dain circles the giant eagle around, lands and manages to rescue the fair Toni from the clutches of Sir Covenant>

It wouldn't be from the "incarnations" seris, would it (can't remember the author off the top of my head)?

No clue, but it sounds familiar.

According to Zubanski, it was Sun, 24 Jan 1999 02:57:58 -0500 when [email] (Dain of the Iron Hills) approached him in the old spaghetti factory. Zubanski then makes the dubious claim of being handed a letter containing the following text:

"Stand and deliver, so that my hamster might have a better look at you!"

Okay, I have no relevance to this thread. But I felt the need to inject a bit of mAdNeSs in here.

Thierry Nguyen wrote:

A BIT of madness?!?!??!!? Heeeheehee-this whole thread is MADNESS!!!!! :D

-Toni

Covenant wrote:

<insert cheesy soap opera music>

DUM-DUM-DUMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey now! We Yanks use MONTH/DAY/YEAR!!!!!! hehehe

Hmmmm......it's spelled "licorice" in the US, Joe ol' chap!

LOL!!!!!!!

Stud Monkey....should you add that title to Grand Dictator, Almighty Tyrant and First Tiger of the newsgroup?

-Toni

yourself to be

Forgive me if I'm out of line, but shouldn't this stuff be taken to another NG?

Steve Sutton wrote:

Ummmmm, because it is so off-topic as hell? Hmmmm maybe....probably......hehehehe.....so you're not having fun reading it then eh? 'Cause I sure am! :)

-Toni

Steve Sutton wrote in message ...

Steve... Don't worry about it... Not out of line at all.. and on a more serious NG, yeah it would be OT. But we DO go OT here a lot, and every now and again there IS some SP content in them.

We are down on trolls and morons posting, but we can still enjoy a good natured laugh and appreciate the diversity they create...

If it really does bother you, you can always *kill*th thread on your machine. Or just not d/l it or not read it.

No offense intended BTW, maybe it's a matter of feeling... Hey, we've been here long enough to enjoy ourselves without talking SP All the time...

(Yeah..It IS an SP NG, but ALL NG's diversify, otherwise they would die away...) Butr.. just for you.. added OT to the Subject...

 ; ' )

Cheers m'man! Take care! Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

In article , Toni writes:

<bad French Accent> Bah! Zat man, 'e eez nosseeng to you. Come weeth me, and we shall run away togezzair!

JB "You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane... It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.'"- Rev. Arthur Belling

KrytenToo wrote:

LOL!!! For a second I thought it was Mr. Twig who was talking to me :)

-Toni

Yeah.....believe me......he knows! Oh he really knows! hehehehehe.

-Toni

Rare Hero wrote:

He now!  hehe.  Is our personal soap opera gonna make it's way to the
newsgroup!? LOL  *insert cheezy music here*
Greg
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"Tom Hanks can't act his way out of a nutsack!"
								   -Eric Cartman
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In article , [email] (Rare Hero) wrote:

<cheesy music fades as the announcer voice-over comes up>

ANNOUNCER: Last time on "As the NG Posts", Toni gets showered in flattery and flirtations, as Covenant and Dain of the Iron Hills prepare for a duel to the death of their licorice whips (or custard filled socks) on the top of the Empire States Building, distracted only by the sudden appearance of a slippery frenchman. Will Toni be able to stop the madness, or will she just sit back, basking in the glow of admiration, and watch the silliness ensue? Will the frenchman return to continue his pursuit of Toni, or has he been scared off by the sudden appearance of Dain of the Iron Hills' long lost german twin?

FRENCHMAN(sorry, I forgot who posted the frnch accent): Yhew swine! I shall nevair be skaired oofff by the likes of a ghermain dwaerff!! Nevair!! 'e's a litteel man and no threat to mee!

DotIH GERMAN TWIN: Was ist los denn? Haben Sie mich beleidigen? Ich werde Sie im deinem Bohnesack tritten, bei krachy!

FRENCHMAN: Ahhh! No, not in ze newts, yhew litteel dwaerff! Anywair but zair!

ANNOUNCER: Uh, yeah, ok, whatever. Meanwhile, Jeff and Dave (aka Ratboy) end their long dispute, but will it lead to a NG alliance or future confrontation? Will BitchMom continue to fling things at anyone who speaks ill of Tweak or <a rock comes flying in and hits the Announcer> OW! OK, who threw this rock?!?!

BITCHMOM: Ooops, sorry. I thought you were about to slam on Tweak. I'm a little sensitive about that.

ANNOUNCER: Apology accepted. And anyone who rags on Tweak will get hit from both BitchMom and me (hey, I've got a rock and know how to use it!). <a-hem> Let's look now and see what lies in store for this episode of "As the NG Posts".

<cheesy music rises again>

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote:

ANNOUNCER: In the meantime, as the lovely, talented, and fair damsel Toni sits back, watching the silly madness ensue as 2 men are about to beat each other with licorice whips and custard filled socks she wonders aloud:

TONI (fanning herself as she sips her mint julep and in a bad Southern accent): Oh ah do declah! All these men faightin' ova lil' ol' me! I wonda if anyone else wants to join in the foray to win mah fair hand?

We need some subtitles here!!!!

DUM- DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

Not much else I can say about this Dain, but ROTFLOMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Toni

In article , Toni wrote:

Translation:

DotIH GERMAN TWIN: What's this? Have you insulted me? I'll kick you in your beanbag, by cracky! (bei krachy actually makes no sense, "bei"=by and "krach"=crack)

ROT damn FLMFA OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By God that was funny........

Unfortunately while you were writting it I snuck n the back door and as you read this Toni and I are living the life of Reilly. (He didn't want it anymore. Feasting on sumpteous Roast Hero Sandwhiches (Partially cooked, So I guess they are Rare Hero sandwiches), Drinking custard from crystal socks and worrying not about the smell of kippers... (OOOohhh close to the bone!! ......... Fish bone???)

(HA! And thus the mighty Covenant struck down the evil foes of the Toni. Both real and imagined. Fantastical and Herolike........(Hmmm what does Joe know???!!!))

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands And To Much Information In His Mind And Toni On His Horse.... (I said HORSE!!!!!!!!!!)

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Dain of the Iron Hills wrote in message ...

zair!

Code Title 47, Sec.227(a)(2)(B); Sec.227(b)(1)(C). And I can pursue action under: Sec.227(b)(3)(C) - look 'em up.

Covenant wrote:

Eeeeek!!!! Oooooooo..... by Jiminy, I wonder what he'll (you know who I mean, right Joe? hehehehe) think when he sees this post!

Yes indeedy.....Joe knows quite a few things now.....ah but not everything.....

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

-Toni

In article , "Covenant" wrote:

Glad you liked it.

I wouldn't consider myself EVIL, just sneaky ... oh what the hell, I'm evil. I'm big enough to admit it (at least I hope so, I hit my head on doorways enough as it it without having to be any bigger). <g>

Rare Hero wrote:

Hey now yourself buddy boy! You started it in a way :)

-Toni

Toni wrote in message ...

Well now... Shall I say anything?????

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

Heheh.....well now I'm curious...ya got anything good to say? hehehehe.

Rare Hero wrote in message ...

I dunno WHAT you mean Lucky Bas... I mean Greg....

heeheehee

Hey now, I'm a goooooood boy! heheheh.

Rare Hero wrote:

Um, yeah...........for the most part :)

-Toni

In article , Toni writes:

But wouldn't Mr. Twig be hitting on Jeff?

JB "You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane... It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.'"- Rev. Arthur Belling

KrytenToo wrote:

Hmmmmmm......yeah huh? Maybe:)

-Toni

In article , [email] (KrytenToo) wrote:

CARTMAN: What the hell are you talking about, Pip? You better watch yourself, frenchie! Or I'll kick you in the beanbag, by cracky! <g>

Sorry, but I couldn't resist.

<bad german accent, er, grammar> Was hast du gesagt?!?! Ich kann dass nicht glauben! Der Franzosischer is verruckt! Du bist die netteste, hubscheste Frau in dieser Neuigkeitengruppe! Der Franzosischer, er ist gar nichts zu dir! Kommst du mit mir, und wir werden zusammen davonlaufen!

Ja, ich bin einer 6'3" Zwerge. Was macht auf es?!?!

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote:

Eeeek! There's guys fighting for me on this newsgroup! Oh I feel so special........ :)

-Toni

In article , Toni wrote:

special........ :)

Hey, you're worth it (I guess, I mean I've never met you, but you seem pretty cool ... AND you're the new enforcer <oooohh, a woman with power!>). Anyway, I gots to get back to fightin'. C'mere you little french bastard! <g>

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote:

<basking in the rain of compliments festooned upon her> Awwwwwh why thank you! You are too sweet! Teeheehee......well, carry along then! :)

-Toni The new Pledge Moderator (happy Dave?)

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote in message ...

Flash Ba****d !!!

Right... Time to get out the big guns...........

(Errrmmmmmmmmm...............)

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

Rare Hero wrote:

Awwwwwhhhhh....hehehe thanks! Now shake the flowers well to make doubly sure killer bees aren't hiding in them!

-Toni

Cool! And then we should go to Yum Yum Dim Sum when they're not all closing up and shit! Those tasty bastards! hehehe.

Rare Hero wrote:

LOL!! Yeah I want that schzeswan (damn I really killed that spelling!) dish that I had last time......yummy.....hehehe

-Toni

<g> I'm spending my Valentines Day on the phone with Kim!! Any guesses on what our topics will be?

Ashley AIM-AshRead ICQ-26921582 Sister of Carmel " Dreams unwind. Love's a state of mind."

what

Sex?

Jeff

In article , "Jeff Plas" wrote:

Sex with Trey (and a jar of carmel sauce thrown somewhere into the mix)? I don't think y'all are his exactly his type, though <g>.

We're female. If its 2 am and he's been drinking, he'll never know the truth <g> plus, I will be a legal adult this year. <eg>

Ashley AIM-AshRead ICQ-26921582 Sister of Carmel " Dreams unwind. Love's a state of mind."

In article , [email] (AshRead) wrote:

Weeeeelll ... OK, but you'd have to get him drunk first and start playing the Natasha E. Game mentioned in another thread. And I figured you were both female (I've only known 1 male Ashley, and he went by his middle name of David since he apparently got a lot of crap due to being called Ashley as a kid).

According to Zubanski, it was Thu, 21 Jan 1999 10:21:43 -0500 when [email] (Dain of the Iron Hills) approached him in the old spaghetti factory. Zubanski then makes the dubious claim of being handed a letter containing the following text:

*anality mode activated* Natasha H. "H" as in "hot." This post was brought to you by the letter "H".

That sucketh. I knew an Ashley that was a guy; he went by the nickname "Ash" and quoted "The Evil Dead" a lot. O_O

Toni writes this bit...which should follow...unless I [spipped it] or write directly under this......the following has been wittered by......

bing bong......
____________________________
[email]

" the lord awaits " " awaits what? " " his daily RUB DOWN "-me in all my wickedness!! " Kick My *BUCKET* " " Very shagadelic...it's not mine, baby, honest. ....someones playin' a prank on me[!] " __________________________________________________

thallium_fishpie wrote:

Eh? Someone ringing my doorbell? Now who could that be, and I wonder what he wants? :)

-Toni

Toni writes this bit...which should follow...unless I [spipped it] or write directly under this......the following has been wittered by......

hehe...never ask anyone at your door what they want.....it could be considered "different"

____________________________
[email]

" the lord awaits " " awaits what? " " his daily RUB DOWN "-me in all my wickedness!! " Kick My *BUCKET* " " Very shagadelic...it's not mine, baby, honest. ....someones playin' a prank on me[!] " __________________________________________________

In article , "Jeff Plas" wrote:

CONGRATS! I wish you the best of luck! Another bachelor has bitten the dust, that just leaves me and ... AAAAAGGGGHHH! I'm alone here! Help me out guys, there have to be other SP-fan bachelors out there. Don't tell me I'm the only one!!!!!! Oh, well, such is life. Time to find a girlfriend <sigh>.

In article <[email]

That goes for me too! NICE ONE JEFF!!

erm, me.

There are. They're called Mike Jakeman! It's just you and me Dain!

Dain, never try to get a girlfriend, you always get one when you least expect it. That's true y'know!

In article , Mike Jakeman wrote:

Phew <wipes forehead>, I feel better now. Maybe we should form a support group?;)

True enough, but you've got to be on the lookout, or the oportunity will pass you by (unless of course, they come up and whack you upside the head to get your attention ... really, I had that happen once, seriously, but she didn't hit hard, it was more of a firm love tap <g>).

Mike Jakeman wrote in message ...

Never a truer word spoken...

I Mean.... Who would've thought that I would meet the love of my life 150 miles away from home, (and her 3000 miles away from home), in a tourist trap for Scottish visitors, whilst dressed as Robert Burns and in a room full of pensioners. (Except for her obviously...)

Yep, Life....is funnier than shit...
(Name that film................)

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands Waiting Impatiently For Feb 11th...

Dain of the Iron Hills writes this bit...which should follow...unless I [spipped it] or write directly under this......the following has been wittered by......

me too......bing bong.......(gos knows why I keep putting that everywhere??) ____________________________ [email]

" the lord awaits " " awaits what? " " his daily RUB DOWN "-me in all my wickedness!! " Kick My *BUCKET* " " Very shagadelic...it's not mine, baby, honest. ....someones playin' a prank on me[!] " __________________________________________________

Jeff Plas wrote in message ...

got

Hey JEFF!!!!!!

Congrats Man!!!!

You should've posted! Hell, I'm gonna post when I head off to Canada..... We're all friends here! And *I* feel an OT post about one of the regs is a helluva lot more interesting than any bloody WWW posts!

AND... Toni knows I too am madly in love with the woman in my life. But I just can't help but have a deep seated respect and a friendly 'love' for a few people on this NG...

It's funny isn't it. SouthPark. A show that advocates violence and bad language and dis-interest in fellow humans... and the NG for it is full of such SWEET people!!!!!

(Awh I love you guys......)

(Heehee... Joe leaves any newbies with the impression that he is a sad lonely person who has no life!!!!)

(I am going to mention NO names, because I wouldn't want to leave anyone out, nor leave any feelings of 'elite-ism' or cliquiness)

But, that said...

Toni's mine!!!

heeheeheehee

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands (And A Nice Amount Of Friends, Both IRL and Beyond!!)

Thanks. It took five minutes of searching through the Character map. Insomnia sucks! o<)>'0 (bad attempt at Cartman).

Jeff

In article , "Jeff Plas" writes:

Try this one o(|XO)) BEEFCAKE!!

JB "You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane... It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.'"- Rev. Arthur Belling

I didn't really follow the stuff with this subject but include "most quotable ep" I think this subject has got the longest thread ever!

James

Lovely Toni!

According to Zubanski, it was Sun, 24 Jan 1999 08:21:53 GMT when [email] approached him in the old spaghetti factory. Zubanski then makes the dubious claim of being handed a letter containing the following text:

Maybe for ATSP. But I've seen threads such as "The Longest Thread Ever!" with replies in the hundreds. That last big thread I saw was about two posters in another NG, and it ballooned to about, er, 250-300 posts....

Thierry Nguyen wrote in message ...

Heeheehee... I'm glad I changed the thread...

BUT on one of my Trek NG's there is a thread about White stars v Defiant which MUST be in it's thousands now..... (Can't be bothered checking!)

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

Covenant wrote:

JOE!!!!! Are you a Trekkie?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! If so, then dammit man why didn't
you say so!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

<raises hand in Vulcan greeting>

May the Force be with you....oh wait wait, that's not it....erm, I meant Nanoo Nanoo.....no wait, that's not it either.....AHA! I remember now! Live long and prosper!

-Toni

I shall do neither, I have killed my captain...and now I want to watch Kyle kick Stan's butt over finding some ice dude.

Just doing my impression of ol' Spock-O, there.

Sorry, I just had to inject SOMETHING related to South Park into this thread. :)

I'm better now.

Steve

In article , "Steve Sutton" wrote:

Why don't we continue this thread and see if we South Park fans can break the trekies record? ^_^

see if the thread is as long as the smoke from SP's fire work!

James

Because...

(Singing) Pip and Enterprise DNA just won't splice!

I know, that was lousy. :P

Steve Sutton (#1 Kenny fan) Springfield, Georgia

According to Zubanski, it was Mon, 25 Jan 1999 05:42:14 -0000 when "Covenant" approached him in the old spaghetti factory. Zubanski then makes the dubious claim of being handed a letter containing the following text:

I bet it's not as long as a "Death Star vs. the Enterprise" thread. I think that one started when USENET was created.

Thierry Nguyen wrote:

Are you kidding me? There was a thread on which is better- the Death Star or the Enterprise? Like, the Death Star was the size of a moon. A whole fleet of Enterprises could fit in there. The Enterprise wouldn't last 3 seconds against the Death Star, much as I love Star Trek (the Next Generation).

-Toni

http://www.angelfire.com/oh/joesfaqforsp/index.html

Does this FAQ come in a single file that I can download?

The whole FAQ was posted not too long ago. I'll be reposting it On Feb 1st (Without the Chef Aid lyrics) If you can't wait then either cut and paste the website or ask me and I'll e-mail it to you!!

Cheers! Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

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According to Zubanski, it was Mon, 18 Jan 1999 00:12:26 +1100 when [email] (Josh B) approached him in the old spaghetti factory. Zubanski then makes the dubious claim of being handed a letter containing the following text:

Holy smokes, Henstridge was Miss Ellen? That puts a whole new spin on things. O_O

In the midst of chaos, Thierry Nguyen sang out sweetly:

~According to Zubanski, it was Mon, 18 Jan 1999 00:12:26 +1100 when ~[email] (Josh B) approached him in the old ~spaghetti factory. Zubanski then makes the dubious claim of being ~handed a letter containing the following text: ~ ~> Natasha Henstridge (can't ~>remember what it's called): ~>"My mom said to be a lesbian, you have to lick carpet" ~ ~Holy smokes, Henstridge was Miss Ellen? That puts a whole new spin on ~things. O_O

No...the "Interview with Trey and Matt" prior to Tom's Rhinoplasty on the video...that puts a whole new spin on things. O_O

Trey: We'd play a game called "I'm Natasha Henstridge." I would close my eyes, and pretend that Matt was Natasha Henstridge, then Matt would close his eyes and pretend *I* was Natasha Henstridge.

...

Merry.

Merry Widow wrote:

I don't get it.......what's the joke? I mean, what were Trey and Matt poking fun of regarding her?

-Toni

Toni wrote:

OK... how about this, from the same interview:

Trey: Matt and I wanted her to play the substitute because we were big fans of her acting.

Matt: Yes, in fact we enjoyed her acting so much, we would freeze frame some of it and play with ourselves!

umm..its more of the 'gay thing' <g> you know...you sit in a chair...the person comes over...says 'hi, ash, I'm Trey'...umm..I'm not going any farther, I think you can figure it out.

Ashley AIM-AshRead ICQ-26921582 Sister of Carmel " Dreams unwind. Love's a state of mind."

According to Zubanski, it was Wed, 20 Jan 1999 19:37:34 -0800 when Toni approached him in the old spaghetti factory. Zubanski then makes the dubious claim of being handed a letter containing the following text:

Matt and Trey, like typical young (under 30) males, find Natasha Henstridge (from the two "Species" movies) very attractive. At first, their story of what they do whenever they watch Species was a bit of "Too much information", but this game of theirs is just plain bizarre.

Basically, they were each pretending that the other guy was this sexually-arousing woman, and I'm not sure I want to know what happens from that point on.

According to Zubanski, it was Wed, 20 Jan 1999 07:35:36 GMT when [email] (Merry Widow) approached him in the old spaghetti factory. Zubanski then makes the dubious claim of being handed a letter containing the following text:

Oh, right, I heard that story (and another one involving Henstridge, O_O). I guess that's what the person meant by "the Henstridge" ep. I thought it meant she was actually in it. My bad.