Cartman's Mom is a Slut

The father won't be revealed for another four weeks. Why do I have a feeling that this is an early April Fool's joke!

It's gotta be some kind of a twist.

At first, I thought that maybe the policeman will be his father. Now I think maybe it's the 1991 Denver Broncos.. because that's the only conclusion that would be messed up enough to be South Park worthy.

My sister thinks it is the professor but he wasn't at the Drunken Barn Bash, was he?

What was that song they play when Cartman's mom sees someone.. "There you are... like a THROBBING star?!?!" Hilarious.

Sad though when this is the only thing I watch anymore on tv besides the occasional episode of Dateline.

<>- Jeff -<>