In article , [email] writes:
Why the hell would I want to do that?
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:) A man who actually dislikes Britney? That's a first.
Dude, she looks like a fucking cocker spaniel. I don't know about you but I don't want my wiener up inside a small dog with plastic titties.
Stimpy
She does not have implants. If you think she looks like a cocker spaniel, you are the in the minority.
Why don't we have an ATS election then. Most people I know say she's a skinny Mindy Cohn.
Stimpy
Because alt.tv.southpark is a skewed demographic of cynical, generally counter-culture people. Nothing wrong with that, btw.
A more accurate gauge is the Lycos Top 50 searches. For the last week, Britney Spears was #5, ahead of "Florida Recount," "NFL," "Playstation 2", "Napster," "Pokemon," "Pam Anderson," "Las Vegas," "Eminem," "'N Sync," "Carmen Electra," "Anna Kournikova," "Harry Potter," "The Beatles," "Barbie," "The Simpsons," "Sailor Moon," "Charlie's Angels," "NASCAR," "Limp Bizkit," "Christinia Aguilera," "Jennifer Lopez," "Diablo II,", and yes: "South Park," which rounds out the bunch I listed at #48.
So, all those searches were done by people who wanted to see how ugly she was? Or were they done by people who just wanted to read about her amazing musical talent <sarcasm>?
No one said that *you* have to think that she's attractive. But, the evidence is undeniable that many many more people think she's attractive than unattractive.
Anyway, I don't know why so many people insist she has breast implants. They're not that big, you know? Plenty of girls in my high school (no, I am not in high school) had larger breasts. So, they grew fast? That happens to many girls. Judging from the rest of her figure, her breasts and breast growth are not abnormal at all.
On Wed, 22 Nov 2000 19:51:25 -0600, "Bao H. Lammy" wrote:
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I wouldn't fuck Brittney Spears with Brittney Spears' dick.
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"You're the one that stole the sun." - Tracy Bonham, "The One"
"It's miracle urine!" - Conan O'Brien
Who said anything about fucking her? Not me.
Dude, she went away for a few weeks to have knee surgery and she came back a cup size bigger..I'd say that pretty much proves the point. You cannot grow THAT much in that short a period of time, I don't care what you say. She's a liar, that's all there is to it.
How do you know she came back a cup size bigger? Did you measure her? People can look drastically different in bust size depending on what they're wearing and how it's constructed. (push-up bras, etc.)
If you don't care what I have to say, then don't reply. You're contradicting yourself simply by replying to what I have to say.
But what if there wasn't anything there to push up in the first place? LOL!
Oh come off it! Look at the "Hit me in the shitter one more time" (where she has NO VISIBLE BREASTS) promo, then look at her maybe 3 months later (When the harlot "performed" at some Nickelodeon kids awards with no bra, the slut) . IMPOSSIBLE growth, unless she's some medical oddity.
Stimpy
Apparently, you have kept better track of Britney's physical appearance than I have. Got any pics I can look at so I can see what you're talking about?
Anyway, people just chuckle when some boy grows 5 inches in a summer (bone growth), but it's suddenly impossible for a girl to develop substantial breasts (added fat) over three months.
They're are hundreds of anti-shitney pages that have before and after implant shots, here's a random one:
Ach, du lieber - that was incredibly disgusting! :-(
It reminded me of the ending of the Monty Pytyon "Meaning of Life" movie where the angels are running around with identical sets of strap-on-bulbous-hooters that are incredibly fake!!
Now I can see why she's getting sued for that appearance, appearing with those things stuck inside her chest is a major crime against common sense and good judgment!
They should 'sick' the "fashion police" on her as well, major citation for a gross violation!
"Chelle" wrote in message news:[email]...
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At her age and that drastic difference, its very unlikely it was natural.
I agree, it was not the norm. Are you an expert on adolescent growth? (I am not.) It's "unlikely" for a kid to grow 5 inches in a summer as well. Doesn't mean it's impossible.
Well I know from experience that a spurt that dramatic is not normal.
There is a difference between gaining height and going up three cupsizes.
Hey, I never said it was normal -- just that it happens. And a lot more often than say, having six fingers on one hand. Yes, my personal experience has shown me that a 4-5 inch growth spurt in height over a summer is not normal...I never grew that fast. Most of my friends didn't, either.
There sure is! (So, it's 3 cup sizes now? Last week, it was one...) The former is bone growth, which does not tend to happen fast. (But it does in some cases...) Cup size? That's just added fat. Now, I never said that you could gain 3 cup sizes in 3 months (but who knows?), but 1. If you eat a lot more than you usually do, get pregnant...it's definitely in the realm of possibility. Now, if you want to claim that Britney has had plastic surgery such as lipo, that I would not doubt as much. That's one way to get bigger breasts very quickly. Eat like a pig, lay around, and then get the fat removed, except for the breasts.
Personally, I knew a girl who was just "normal" when she was 13 or 14, but after summer break, when school began the next fall, she was absolutely huge. I would guess a B-cup to at least a C if not D over 4 months.
But I still believe there is a big difference between a height growth spurt and say...ballooning up two cupsizes in short order. KyleIke13~ The chick obsessed with Matt Stone =) <A HREF="http://kyleike.8m.com">Lyrics Page</A> <A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/macau/1068">Tree Huggin' Hippie Crap!</A> "Oh no! I'm not SANE YET!" ~ Kyle
"otherwise known as HippiChk79" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Umm, ok so maybe you weren't looking at chicks as much as I was at that age, but I've seen it happen once or twice.
I guess being a chick doesnt' count huh? LOL KyleIke13~ The chick obsessed with Matt Stone =) <A HREF="http://kyleike.8m.com">Lyrics Page</A> <A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/macau/1068">Tree Huggin' Hippie Crap!</A> "Oh no! I'm not SANE YET!" ~ Kyle
"otherwise known as HippiChk79" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Well, I suppose if your boobs grew 3 sizes in 6 months maybe. Or you were a lesbian. My point was that you probably don't pay quite as much attention to teenage girls' breasts as teenage boys do.
Not but that's such an OBVIOUS difference. Didn't she have "knee surgery" right around the same time?
"otherwise known as HippiChk79" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Well, I guess there's really only one way to find out. I just had another thought. Suppose they were strapped down before? Seriously, to keep in line with the jailbait chic image? Hey, it's no sicker than her being a "singer" in the first place!
In article , "LooseChanj" writes:
Is THAT what she is, a singer? I thought she was a harpy.
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Doubtful cause that's kinda hard (and PAINFUL!) to do. Hehe. There IS one way to find out. If they're real, they won't be so "bouyant" when the chick is laying down. Its the truth! lol
"otherwise known as HippiChk79"
The truth also is that a small # of blessed females have nice-sized breasts that are rather perky, even when laying on their backs. It helps if they work out their chest muscles (pectorals?) a lot. I know this from experience. <G> <G> ;)
In article , "Bao H. Lammy \(Pipeline\)" wrote:
So we should ask to see your chest? And you prolly mean (@)(@) right? <GRIN>
Bullseye!
"otherwise known as HippiChk79" wrote in message news:[email]...
Not impossible, and who knows, maybe she got tired of it. Just one possible suggestion.
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I've also heard that if they're fake your nipples are always hard. Or is that what you mean by "bouyant"?
"Bouyant" meaning they don't kinda flatten out a great deal. The other is a true case as far as I know as well.
"otherwise known as HippiChk79" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Why is it the most off-topic threads whind up being the longest? Hmmm, maybe we should start talking aboot Wendy's enormous friggin' hooters now. That ought to bring it to a screeching halt.
Suppose she just had most of her early pub photos taken right after she turned 16, but didn't gain much fame until after her first video, when she was 17. A year to a year and a half, a lot can happen. Or maybe she just sold her cunt-licking soul to satan for fame and large tits. Just a thought.
"LooseChanj" wrote in message news:3a28234f$[email]...
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True, I never considered that. No one really knows when non-live photos and videos are shot except those involved.
"Bao H. Lammy (Pipeline)" wrote in message news:[email]...
And they never talk...
In article , [email] (otherwise known as HippiChk79) wrote:
Something just occurred to me: "knee surgery" as in Land-O-Lakes butter? Y'know, the box with the Indian girl on it? The one drawn in the 1920s by a -real- joker, who made it so that if you cut out her knees on one box, and place them over the box of butter she's holding on another box, she grows tits? -That- kind of "knee surgery"?
Just call Ms. Spears "Injun"!
Yeah, the height spurt is bone growth and typically slower than fat accumulation (breast growth). And what's short order? The only thing I've been shown so far is a before/after comparison that spanned at least 6 months, and as many as 10 months.
That still seems rather sudden. She had to have implants...I'm sure of it.
Not offhand, but this site covers it all pretty good:
http://www.geocities.com/babychick216/proofofboobs.html
It chronicles all I was talking about.
Dude... This is more then 5 inches! I never met a boy who grew that much anyways. My biggest spurt was from 5'4" to 5'6" over one year! Now I'm topped off at 5'7", I've been told I have lovely breasts for a guy.
Stimpay!
I will check it out...
That doesn't make it impossible. Have you ever met a hunchback Vietnamese woman?
Sounds a lot like my growth "spurt," if you want to call it that. (You're even the same "final" height as me.) I feel that I never had one. Some people have them. Others just grow slowly and steadily. And some growth spurts are faster than others. I cannot compete with you in the tits department though. ;)
Okay, I've looked at the page now. The "before" pictures are dated as follows:
The "after" pictures are dated "May 2nd, 1999." Now... taking the date of the "before" picture that most benefits your argument ("early November 1998") and calculating the time elapsed results in a full *six* months, not five like the site claims. A lot longer than any figure mentioned in this thread as well.
Furthermore, the "early November 1998" pictures show her wearing unflattering (in the chest department at least) clothing. For accuracy, the "July 1998" and "September 1998" pictures should probably be the point of reference. That would increase the time elapsed to a whopping 7-10 months!
6 to 10 months is a *lot* of time in a young person's developing body.
Typically by 17/18 years old, a girl has done about as much developing in that area that's gonna happen. KyleIke13~ The chick obsessed with Matt Stone =) <A HREF="http://kyleike.8m.com">Lyrics Page</A> <A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/macau/1068">Tree Huggin' Hippie Crap!</A> "Oh no! I'm not SANE YET!" ~ Kyle
Agreed -- typically.
LMAO!!! ok...you just keep thinking that. It doesn't take a fucking rocket scientist to figure out she's got implants.
And you need not reply to me, it's a two way street ya know.
But, I didn't say that I didn't care what you say. You said that to me.
Gosh, that's dreary and depressing. Maybe I hang around with the "offbeat" type or whatever, but I look at her hitting #5 this way:
If 13 million people have enough bad taste to buy her "music" instead of digging around for something good, they'll do the same when it comes to what they jack off too. Keeping that in mind, even if someone sells 13 million CDs, that still means that 6 billion others in the world have decided not to. Sure, you could argue that 3 people listen to each CD, but there's still billions out there with enough sense to know she is audio syphilis.
You have to figure at *least* %10 were people looking for hate sites. I still don't think that internet search statistics prove anything, how do we really know how accurate they are? How we know people weren't typing in "Britney spears is a cunt" or "britney spears pussy"? Which is why I think ATS should hold an e-lection. Let us be the final say regarding Britneys dogginess. Maybe we can get this on the ballots in '02?
Sure, but I get sick of people acting like she is the end-all. Go to any fucking mall out here in Socal, you'll see at least 10 girls who blow BS away.
Evidence? Puh-leese. Go to every single person in the world with the most flattering picture of the mut you can find, then have these people rate her from 1-10. I'm guessing the world average would be in the 4's if she's lucky.
OK, they're just about the phoniest pair of mammalian protuberences this side of Tori Spelling. But I digress... Why bother defending her anyways? She's just a stupid whore!
STIMPAY!
I wouldn't use that argument if I were you, because that would mean that even more people have enough sense not to buy whatever music *you* listen to. And before you fire off that reply, remember: I think she's a musical sham as well.
"Britney spears is a cunt" is not a search. "britney spears pussy," on the other hand, probably has been entered as a search many times. ;) I don't think you need to take a poll here. More people have already spoken up here to say she's ugly than the contrary.
She is in no way the end-all. I definitely agree. But, you seem to be suffering more from her overexposure in spite of her lack of talent. Let's backtrack...did *I* ever say that I thought she was hot? Nope. I think she's fairly attractive, but Anna K. (and probably some girl in a "Socal" mall right now even blows away Anna K., though I doubt it...) definitely is more attractive, as are many people. That doesn't make Britney a cocker spaniel, imo, however.
Well, we disagree on that. Oh well.
Why bother attacking her then? "She's just a stupid whore."
Well duh! I wouldn't have it any other way.
I'm just curious about why you keep jumping to her defenses.
Good. I think the people that jerk off to her live in deprived areas of the country with no hot chicks.
Who wouldn't? Especially when you have a 15 year old brother who worships her. I have to put up with listening to that crapola at least once a day.
No, but you spoke for the masses saying that more people think she is hot vs. looking like a small dog. As far as ATS goes, its pooch city for poor Britney (love the white trash spelling of her name).
Gross!
She's a Cocker Spaniel dude. Same exact facial characteristics. Maybe Britneys horny fanbase are just secret doglovers... That would sure explain alot.
Yeah.
Knee jerk response. I'm so sick of her I need to vent. And it's fitting to rip apart a stupid whore vs. defending one. You don't see anyone jumping to defend Sheila Broslofski... (!)
Stimpy
I usually object to irrational hate, especially when it's based on "facts" that are unproven. In this case, what I see more than reason is "I think Britney Spears has no musical talent and too many people think she's attractive and I don't so therefore I must vehemently despise her"-type reasoning.
Sometimes it's okay just to appreciate someone's physical attractiveness without jerking off to it, you know? ;)
And I don't have any young siblings running around making me sick of her. Nor do I listen to the radio or watch MTV, so I don't get the overexposure you got.
I made an educated guess, one that I would put money on. True for alt.tv.southpark doesn't make it true anywhere else. Not even close. And that's a good thing!
Your first 2 sentences directly above are my exact point. And that's fine. We all need to vent.
ROFLMAO!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!! Oh that's a good one. The girl is as fake and plastic as a barbie doll. Knee surgery = Breast implants.
In article , [email] (Chelle) wrote:
I suspect she's a little young for such things, but I am not a doctor. Isn't it a good idea to let the breasts finish growing before you try to change them?
1. You think she's being honest about her age? 2. Even if she was she's 18, thats plenty old enough. 3. Even if it was unsafe the harlot would get them anyways since thats all her "fans" care about.
Stimpy
She lies about everything else so why would she be honest about that?
Well she's 18 now, but she's had them for at least a year or two...I'd say that's a bit young..
Scary to think that this is what young girls have to look up to.
So, do you accept that she's 18 now, or is she lying? You contradict yourself in 1. and 2. above. She turns 19 in a week, by the way.
If you have a problem with your young girls looking up to her, then do something about it. If you have a problem with other young girls looking up to her, sorry -- they are other people's young girls.
Very funny. I was being sarcastic, I know she's 18.
Wonder what Justin's gonna buy her? Bigger implants? :)
Um, what? So you're saying it's ok for young girls to, say, see her stripping act on the mtv awards and think it's ok to do that?
"Chelle" wrote in message news:[email]...
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And that would be a bad thing how? </DirtyLittleBastard>
Maybe he can buy her some musical talent. ;)
No, I'm saying that it's not my place to suppose for other people what is appropriate for their children. If a parent thinks that it is inappropriate, then turn off the TV. If the children can watch by themselves, get a channel-blocker. If they just go to a friend's house, talk to that parent and work something out. Be a parent, in other words!
"Chelle" wrote in message news:[email]...
Sure you're not talking about Miss Choksondik?
LooseChanj wrote in message news:3a1ca465$[email]...
Nah, if he meant her he'd say the breasts hang down to about knee-level. <g>
~Kyle Broslofski~
Um, no thanks I'm a chick...
In article , [email] (Chelle) writes:
Oh, come on. Her music wants to make me puke, and she's not all that great-looking.
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On 23 Nov 2000 01:08:40 GMT, [email] (OnsenMark) wrote:
I would purposely not fuck Brittney just to piss off all her horny little teenage fans and all the dirty old man whacking off to her crappy videos.
Give me Tracy Bonham any old day of the week.
----- Lone Wolf A solar superman
"You're the one that stole the sun." - Tracy Bonham, "The One"
"It's miracle urine!" - Conan O'Brien
Give me Charlotte Rae in an orthopedic g-string!
Stimpay!
I'm not arguing with you, I completely agree. I'm quite happy to see that there are men out there that CAN see what a fake she is. I was beginning to think they were few and far between...
On 23 Nov 2000 01:08:40 GMT, [email] (OnsenMark) wrote:
All pop music makes me want to puke. Britney's pretty hot, but not that much.
Anyway, I have some trade secret information on Britney Spears:
2. Britney once dated a 40 year old bisexual who asked her to have sex with him "an' his huntin' dog named Jed."
3. Britney sponsors teen virginity causes, yet had unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners several times in her life.
4. Justin did more than date Britney - he butt-raped her backstage of the set of the Mickey Mouse Club - during an interview showed 7 times on the Disney channel in 1992.
5. Britney once performed oral sex on all 5 of the Backstreet Boys at once.
6. When the Mickey Mouse Club was taken off the air, Britney had to raise money for her mother and 12 stepfathers, so she became a prostitute under Heidi Fleiss' still-continuing secret business.
7. Britney is not a human, but a genetically engineered artificially-intelligent prototype created to challenge statutory rape laws by being 18 for four years.
And finally,
8. Mental patients across the country since 1997 have reported that she seduces people into buying her CDs and merchandise in her videos, followed by a "You will forget what you just heard". Some have reported that her CDs contain similar messages to buy her next CDs, more merchandise, and products sold by MTV and Jive Records.
So dont listen. It's not healthy.
Sadly I'm pretty sure number 5 is true..
"Chelle" wrote in message news:[email]...
Well, if you really need a reason to hate remember this: Stan's sister Shelly listens to her records.
And we're back on topic! Hahahaha.