A Midget Wearing a Bikini

any thoughts on that midget who were the bikini? A bit random? yes. funny? HELL yes!

Maybe it was for sweeps?

Later, Cyd

Anything with a midget gets my approval

On Sat, 01 Nov 1997 19:48:54 -0500, Laura offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Hmmm, the midget _did_ have a little mustaches<sp?>. And the hair looked right. Could be...

God...this was hilarious..but the whole show is..but this made me crack up so much!

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My guess is it's a composite of Hitler and Mrs. Cartman on the cover of Crack Whore. Possibly resulting from some computer error. The midget factor probably came in from a scaling problem that occurred at the same time....

I think the "midget in a bikini" was just a comment on what a freakshow local news has become, in the race for ratings. (i.e. "your family is safe now, but WHAT IF a midget in a bikini attacks your house? we'll show you what MIGHT happen, at 11")

There is a midget in a Bikini, I made it for the South Park contest which turned out to be US only. Take a look

http://www3.nbnet.nb.ca/barque/park.html

pjt wrote:

You know, it's funny you mention that. Just a couple days ago, a local (Boston) news station did a thing on how to survive if your car ever becomes submerged. Seriously, how often does this happen? ACtually, they said 300 people per year are killed this way. 300 per year is a very slim chance. I think more people are killed by bees in a year, but I'm just talking out my ass now. Anyway, a reporter actually donned scuba gear, they drained all the cars fluids, steam cleaned it so as not to pollute, and pushed the car into the harbor. The thing is, the guy was in a wetsuit, so he didn't fully appreciate the cold of the water. I bet when you're really in that situation, water temperature makes a huge difference in how calmly you can handle the situation. My god, I'm getting carried away, someone please shut me up.

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Last year during sweeps a Detroit station ran a story about how you could be allergic to sex. One of the anchors for the station was an honoree at a symposium I worked on (I was a student at the j-school at Northwestern), and he talked about how embarrassed he was that he had to do introduce it. And that's no way an isolated incident. I remember about a year ago all the networks did a piece on this duck that had fallen in love with a car. It's really scary sometimes how what constitutes news is determined by ratings. One of the reasons I probably won't go into journalism ...

-Rachel

A midget in a bikini ? Sorry, I wouldn't touch that one wit' a 60 foot pole !

Here's something even more frightening. I'm attaining an MS in Mass Communications! Although not the funniest thing to grace the set from SP so far. To me, the midget hits me cerebrally (or some other smart sounding word, you pick.) Social commentary about the media is rarely truly spelled out, unless you view Jerry Springer. Wow, now there's a topic...

a bit pythonesque!