Nora: I know what you did last week. Cartman: Uh, no you don't. Nora: (singy-songy) Yes I doooooooo. Cartman: No! (Nora starts to say something) Cartman: (covering his ears) La la la la la la, I can't hear you! Nora: You.. You DRESSED UP LIKE A WOMAN AND TRIED TO BECOME A TRANSVESTITE HOOKER!! Cartman: Noo! Nora: Yess! (Mr.Garrison and the class burst out laughing) Kyle: Whoa, dude! I always knew Cartman was f*bleep*cked up, but holy sh*bleep*t! Nora: Um.. That was a lie. (everyone stops laughing) Nora: The truth is much, much worse, and I'm going to tell everyone about it, my dear Tubby, until you take back what you said about vanilla and mocha iced frappachinos! Cartman: Never! Nora: Alrighty then.. (she takes out a bag filled with gold colored Cheesy Poofs. Cartman's mouth begins to water) Nora: Remember these? (Cartman nods sullenly) Nora: Yep, a bag filled with Cheesier Poofs. The only one left in the world. Do you know where you got it? Cartman: You.. You WOULDN'T! Kyle: She would, dude! She would! Nora: That's right! Muahahahaha! (frowns at camera) No, when I laugh evilly, you're supposed to like do a close-up of me with a red tint and play spooky music. (there's a close-up of Nora laughing "evilly" with a red-screen, and Barbra Streisand music plays in the background.) Nora: That's it.
(Cartman's House) Cartman: Goddammit, Psycho-Bitch has gone too far. Stan: What do you mean, dude? Kyle: Yeah! It must be a pretty big secret. Kenny: Mmmph rmmmf mmmpp mmmf rmmp rmmmf! (Kenny, Kyle and Stan laugh) Kyle: Yeah! Cartman: You gahs, seriously! If Nora tells anyone, mah life will be destroyed forever.. (the other three quiet down) Stan: Yeah. (suddenly, the Animaniacs rush in, being chased by Ralph, the security guard) Ralph: I'll get yous! I'll get yous Warners! (Dot jumps up in Cartman's arms and smiles) Dot: Hellooo Nurse! (she then jumps away laughing and runs back out the door with her brothers and Ralph) Kyle: Um, what the f*bleep*ck just happened here? (Daria walks over) Daria: Nothing happened. This is all a part of your imagination. Stan: Actually, this is all a part of Andi's imagination. Daria: (throws her arms up) Dammit, kid. I was being sarcastic. Cartman: Surcustic? What's that mean? Daria: It's sar--- Nevermind. You're too young and brain-dead to understand. (as she walks out, Slappy Squirrel, another 'Animaniacs' character comments, "You remind me of a very young Barbara Walters".) Kenny: Mmmp rmmf mmmmpf!? Stan: Yeah! Just what the f*bleep*ck IS going on here? (Well, first it was getting too serious, that's why I brought the Animaniacs in. Then, I decided to just put Daria in. And I have no clue how to finish this, that's why I added the other characters) Cartman: You stupid writer! Look at how bad you messed up the fanfic! Kyle: Yeah, it was bad enough you had to piss Nora off, but now this isn't making any sense! (You know what? I think I'm gonna be real nice, and just stop the 'fic right here..) Everyone in South Park: HOORAY! (..Or not.) Cartman: DIE!
To Be Continued.. ~*~AnDi~*~ "T.. T is for turtle!" "Damn the smurfs! Damn ALLLL THE SMURFS!!" "Your sticks and stones can break my bones, but my words will drive you insane." "Dude.. I AM your father." "NOOO!"