The most disturbing thing I have ever seen...

Feb 14, 199815 posts by 11 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Screw SE7EN, forget HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER. Just the sight of David Hasselhoff's face on Mr. Garrison is by far the most frightening thing I have ever witnessed. Simply toxic!

TK "It's the smiles that keep us going don't you think? The little giggles and bits of good cheer."

What the hell are you thinking? The most frightening thing ever is seeing Patrick Duffy hanging upside down from Scuzzlebutt's putrid, reeking, horrendous, craft-weaving crotch. ARRRRRRGHHHHHHH!

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I dunno, I'm torn between the Mr. Handey live action spot and the boys attacking the carpet..

"He does fit the profile perfectly. He's intelligent, but an under-achiever; alienated from his parents; has few friends. Classic case for recruitment by the Soviets."

On 16 Feb 1998 00:41:22 GMT, [email] (Mathew A. Hennessy) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

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Did that come from a movie? I can't help but think I've heard that somewhere before.

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On 16 Feb 1998 18:13:21 GMT, [email] (Semi Okay2) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

The one about the computer that wants to start a war, or is it another one? I don't think it's from the computer one.

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Yes it's from the computer one. The Feds are talking about how they think Matthew Broderick is a Russian spy, because he hacked into their war computer.

On 17 Feb 1998 22:17:07 GMT, [email] (Semi Okay2) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Are you sure that's where it's from? I could swear it's from something else.

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[email] (Reverend Bob) wrote:

No dumbass! It's from WarGames...

Here's the URL to the Internet Movie Database:

http://us.imdb.com/More?quotes+WarGames+(1983)

Relevant text follows:

                                  Movie Quotes for
                                 WarGames (1983)

Mr. Liggett: Alright, Lightman. Maybe you can tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex. David Lightman: Um, your wife?

Nigan: He does fit the profile perfectly. He's intelligent, but an under-achiever; alienated from his parents; has few friends. Classic case for recruitment by the Soviets.

Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland

On Mon, 16 Feb 1998 15:33:17 GMT, [email] (Reverend Bob) wrote:

Sounds like Lee Harvey Oswald, therefore from JFK?

McGurk... Yes, THAT McGurk. You die now.

On Tue, 17 Feb 1998 17:16:19 GMT, [email] (McGurk) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

That could be it. I just watched it on Saturday, so maybe it's still fresh in my mind.

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