Get your South Park site more HITS

Greetings,
    I am probibly one of the many that are fed up with your South Park site.
You spent so much time on it and no one comes.  I am going to try to change
this (I hope.)  I have created Starvin' Marvin's Featured Page Program.
This is a South Park banner swap (much better than another stupid webring)
that is 100% free.  I even host your banner on my server space.  You only
get other peoples South Park sites on your site not tacky adds or other
junk.  Please come and try this out I really want this to work!!!!!!!
Details at http://home.onestop.net/smeh !!!!
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Home of Starvin' Marvin's Featured Page
                   Program!

I thought you might like some tips that have helped my site grow to be the biggest (Tasion??) South Park Site on the net. The first thing you must do is get listed in Yahoo. After you do that your halfway there. Second your site should have a unique name that stands out from the rest. Example: If i'm given 2 links to go to: "Kenny's Slaughter House" or "Joebob's South Park Page" the choice would be obvious. And lastly you need one thing on your page that is different from any other. In our case it would be the 101 lists.. If your site is really truely good enough, you won't need to do anything else. someone will see your page, tell their friends which tell their friends and so on...