I am Eric Cartman. Leader of the Neo NAZI ( No more Spam And that is IT...screw the "Z" ) organization. I, and my bretheren are sick of spam and spam mailers. They take up bandwith and are a pathetic attempt of the follish middle class of our society to make an easy filthy dollar. First, came prostitution, then pornography, now Spam. If you know someone who has Spam-mail software, or Spam ( That sickly meat ) altogether, you must destroy them. This is the only way that these commoners can be dealt with. Soon enough, we will have a pure race, as is my master plan. Only when the world has been purified of spam, can there be true global peace... *( Ditto on the blacks, Jews, Spics, and Slantey eyed Japs )*
If you have any comments on my brillant master speech please send them to [email] More Speeches Will soon follow. If you wish to join my Neo Nazi allegiance. Please visit http://www.youwmustreallyhaveshitforbrainsandmoreshitforshit.org Thank you. Little people. Thank you for paying my taxes, and making me richer. Cartman has spoken...