Current POC Standings:

I've got some pretty awful news, kids--

Here's the current top 20 over at the Person of the Century poll:

20. Lara Croft 19. Franklin D. Roosevelt 18. Milton Friedman 17. Aziz Nesin 16. Bill Gates 15. John Flansburgh 14. Trey Anastasio 13. Serdar Gokhan 12. Winston Churchill 11. Albert Einstein 10. Ryan Aurori 9. Dr. William L. Pierce 8. Sara McLachlan 7. Pope John Paul II 6. Ronald Reagan 5. Billy Graham 4. Mustafa Kemal Ataturk 3. Mahmata Gandhi (I swear that's what it says-- I suppose that accounts for the HUGE gap between the *Mahatma* and number #2) 2. Adolf Hitler 1. Sinead O'Connor

Just kidding.

• Jesus Christ

Go see for yourself. No more Eric Cartman. (On the plus side, no more Ric Flair either).

--CS

It's worse than that now. I just voted and there were no standings listed. Oh well. I guess we showed Time magazine a thing or two. They are probably getting sick of people like us. When will they learn that the most beautiful or influential person does not have to be who they think it should? Sheesh, they make me sick. Go Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf and Eric Cartman!!!

RS

WHAT?!?!? I was just there and the worshipful Cartman was still number 3!!!!

Hmm. This is strange.

Kyle Broslofski

Well, I just checked the page, and Cartman is right there in third place with 100,713. I doesnt matter, time doessnt take these polls seriosly

Oh...

You're right...

He's back. Huh. I have no explanation for that.

--C. S.

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Hmmm...now fatboy's at number two and Dick Assman made the top 20 list, along with Superman and mylordcall.

Return of the Evil Hax0rs, methinks.

Ian