The Most Offensive Song Ever

Jun 25, 2002, 7:59 AM ET12 posts by 8 postersalt.tv.southpark

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D.G. PorterJun 25, 2002, 7:59 AM ETalt.tv.southpark

I lost the file with these lyrics. Can someone post them?

Cheryl3bJun 25, 2002, 10:13 AM ET↩ D.G. Porteralt.tv.southpark

This is what I have:

Most Offensive Song Ever

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared, He said, "You are to be the virgin mother" And Mary thought that was weird.

Kenny: Mary said,"I'm not a virgin. I blew a guy last year."

Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear."

Kenny: For you can suck all the dick you want

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want

Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.

Kenny: I know you'd like to play, And suck right through the night.

Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn

When Mary and Joseph did arrive

They were so very tired you see.

Kenny: 'Cause they had to travel through the night

Mr. Hankey: She said she had no money.

Kenny: And that she needed a place to sleep.

Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep.

Kenny: Because, you can suck all the dick you want

And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want

Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.

Together: If there's no room at the inn It's not considered a sin.

Kenny: To suck a dick to get a place to sleep..

Mr. Hankey: That's right! And three wise men did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such They said that they had followed a star And missed a woman's touch.

Kenny: Mary said, "It's such a tragedy, I cannot take them to bed."

Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want

Mr. Hankey: Everyone in the nation.

Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin So have a dildo three miles in.

Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin.

Kenny: If they dont come in your pussy.

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can take it from the ox and the lamb

Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy, Folks will remember your name quick.

Kenny: For sucking the biggest dick.

Together: Because sucking dick brings peace on earth and joy!

Kenny: Because sucking dick

Mr. Hankey: brings peace on earth and joy!

Kenny: Because sucking dick

Mr. Hankey: brings peace on earth and joy!

Kenny: Mary you can suck my dick!

D.G. PorterJun 25, 2002, 12:28 PM ET↩ Cheryl3balt.tv.southpark

Thanks. Here's my corrected version FWIW.

The Most Offensive Song Ever

[Mr. Hankey:] Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared, He said, ï¿½You are to be the virgin motherï¿½ And Mary thought that was weird.

[Kenny:] Mary said, ï¿½Iï¿½m not a virgin. I blew a guy last year.ï¿½

[Mr. Hankey:] But then Gabriel said to Mary, ï¿½My child, have no fear.ï¿½

[Kenny:] For you can suck all the dick you want

[Together:] And still be a virgin, Mary!

[Kenny:] You can suck all the dick you want

[Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.

[Kenny:] I know you'd like to play, And suck right through the night.

[Together:] You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

[Mr. Hankey:] There was no room at the inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive They were so very tired you see.

[Kenny: ] ï¿½Cause they had to travel through the night

[Mr. Hankey:] She said she had no money.

[Kenny:] And that she needed a place to sleep.

[Mr. Hankey:] Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep.

[Kenny:] Because, you can suck all the dick you want

[Mr. Hankey:] And still be a virgin, Mary!

[Kenny:] You can suck all the dick you want

[Mr. Hankey:] And still be the mother of Christ.

[Together:] If there's no room at the inn It's not considered a sin.

[Kenny:] To suck a dick to get a place to sleep..

[Mr. Hankey:] That's right! And three wise men did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such They said that they had followed a star And missed a woman's touch.

[Kenny:] Mary said, ï¿½Itï¿½s such a tragedy, I cannot take them to bed.ï¿½

[Mr. Hankey:] But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said

[Kenny:] You can suck all the dick you want

[Together:] And still be a virgin, Mary!

[Kenny:] You can suck all the dick you want

[Mr. Hankey:] Everyone in the nation.

[Kenny:] Fellatio ain't no sin So have a dildo three miles in.

[Mr. Hankey:] And you'll still be a virgin.

[Kenny:] If they donï¿½t come in your pussy. You can suck all the dick you want

[Together:] And still be a virgin, Mary!

[Kenny:] You can take it from the ox and the lamb

[Mr. Hankey:] And even the little drummer boy, Folks will remember your name quick.

[Kenny:] For sucking the biggest dick.

[Together:] 'Cause sucking dick brings peace on earth and joy!

[Kenny:] 'Cause sucking dick

[Mr. Hankey:] Brings peace on earth and joy!

[Kenny:] 'Cause sucking dick

[Mr. Hankey:] Brings peace on earth and joy!

[Kenny:] Mary, you can suck my dick!

Cheryl3bJun 25, 2002, 6:37 PM ET↩ D.G. Porteralt.tv.southpark

You're welcome.

The sad part, for me, is that there is no Kenny any more to sing this or anything else.

Kevin SkinnerJun 25, 2002, 11:09 PM ET↩ Cheryl3balt.tv.southpark

What? Where the hell is this from? Was this actually in an episode?

Willie WestwoodJun 26, 2002, 4:44 AM ET↩ Kevin Skinneralt.tv.southpark

It was not in the episode, though. Imagine the uproar if it were. :D

TupringJul 11, 2002, 10:38 AM ET↩ Willie Westwoodalt.tv.southpark

In article , Willie Westwood wrote:

how can you understand kenny THAT good

ali assa seenJun 27, 2002, 4:30 PM ET↩ Kevin Skinneralt.tv.southpark

In article , [email] (Kevin Skinner) wrote:

Of course not! That would be disgusting! It was on a Christmas album.

Dr Strangemonde

jefJul 2, 2002, 2:43 AM ET↩ ali assa seenalt.tv.southpark

On Thu, 27 Jun 2002 15:30:06 -0500, ali assa seen wrote:

Which, of course, sent me to my CD rack again...a little Christmas in late June, as it were.

However, I've gotta take issue with some of those lyrics. I don't know how you guys got 'em, whether you transcribed them or they came from lyric sheet somewhere. But some of Kenny's lines are not accurate.

Example:

[Kenny:] I know you'd like to play, And suck right through the night.

Nuh-uh. Even the most newbie of songwriters and lyricists would not hang that rhyme out to dry. And Parker and Stone certainly wouldn't. Most likely the correct rhyme is "suck right through the day." But beyond that, the lines themselves may not be completely accurate. "Suck" sounds more like "sucks," "play" sounds more like a word that begins with a "t".

[Kenny:] Fellatio ain't no sin So have a dildo three miles in.

Sounds more like "To have...," and why would Kenny sing "die-low" instead of "dill-d'oh!" :) ? I mean, I know he's poor, but illiterate?

[Kenny:] Mary, you can suck my dick!

Is either:

Mary, suck my dick! or You can suck my dick!

D.G. PorterJul 5, 2002, 12:07 PM ET↩ jefalt.tv.southpark

[email] wrote:

Like "Mmmmmppppppppph" for "'Cause they had to travel through the night."

Well, "I know you'd like to play, And suck right through the night." is what's on Beefcake.com.

Your ears need a Tweak. AAAH!

No, it is "Mary, you can suck my dick!" (Beefcake.com is wrong on this one.)

Willie WestwoodJul 5, 2002, 12:51 PM ET↩ D.G. Porteralt.tv.southpark

Beef-Cake.com has been gone almost a year. :) It might return, though.

D.G. PorterJul 6, 2002, 9:14 AM ET↩ Willie Westwoodalt.tv.southpark

Hey, I just got a pdf file from someone with the logo on the top is all!