The demographic studies by Comedy Central and independant TV researching firms don't lie. South Park viewers are largely poor, violent, and socially immature boys and young men. They have low comprehension of English, math, and current events.
Furthermore, they tend to be loners, outcasts of society. They're on the average 45 pounds overweight. And they smell really bad.
92% are virgins. 3% are serial rapists. And 5% consider bestiality their preferred form of sexual expression.
Hmm, for some reason you escaped my killfile...ohh well :) *PLONK* -me
[email] wrote:
He was on my killfile, but I wanted to respond anyway.
Actually this impostor leespam2 was a tad off. These "statistics" actually refer to people who enjoy posting negative messages on newsgroups to irate fans of said newsgroup.
-Toni
Ann wrote:
Boy, that wasn't very nice of you. I don't fit the demographic: I'm female, non-violent, and I feel that I'm pretty intelligent - college educated. My English is fine, so is the math....and as for current events, I am a news writer. BTW, my body odor is under control.
Maybe it's cause I'm Canadian. US stats generally don't have any bearing on Canadians.
Pablo
socially
math,
No, this really isn't a true study. The person that originally posted this is a troll. This guy likes posting stuff just to piss off the regular posters. Just put him in your killfile and go on with your life.
Matthew Coyle
[email] wrote:
all of the above tanks http://www,kicksass.net
I'm right your wrong
[email] wrote in message ...
socially
Umm Drugs are bad...Ok? So like, Don't do drugs Umm Ok??
Dennis
New here but I can see a *Plunk* is in order already....
LEESPAM2 wrote in message ...
math,
LEESPAM2 wrote:
Well, that was an intelligent reply, you must be a Southpark fan. Next time use some punctuation, remember that low comprehension of English thing.
*PLONK *PLONK *PLONK *PLONK *PLONK
[email] wrote:
True. What of it? Doesn't make us bad people, you know.
Eat your heart out, fork boy.
Bill Lynch
dont say that your insulting kenny
[email] wrote:
Dear Sir: I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms. I have many friends who are "South Park" fans, and only a few of them are serial rapists. As far as I know, they've only raped one woman apiece. And now, if you'll excuse me, I have to fuck the dog and run off to buy deodorant.
Bevis the Lumberjack (Mrs.)
[email] wrote:
After serious consideration, it has come to my attention that Comedy Centrals demographic studies suck.
I'm not.
I'm not usually.
Bzzzzzzzz. Wrong, thank you for playing, next contestant please.
I'm not socially immature, young or male.
I have a high comprehension of both English and math. Though on occasions I don't like to use them :-)
Given the world the way it is at this moment, I don't give a rats ass for current events. I prefer watching South Park to listening to Clinton claim yet again that blowjobs are not considered sex.
Actually, I personally love to be around people. I am a party animal.
Well, I guess I'll have to go ask society if it has outcast me. Do you by chance have Society's address or phone number?
Bzzzzzzzzzz, wrong. Thank you for playing, next contestant please.
Well after doing the gardening maybe. But then only for about 10 minutes until I get in the shower.
HAHAHAHHA. Oh, sorry. Couldn't help myself. I would love to claim to be a virgin, but my two children would really have a problem with that.
They like to rape cereal? Get real! Like a serial rapist is actually going to admit that on a questionnaire.
Again, what person that is *actually* into bestiality is going to admit it on a questionnaire.
BitchMom <---Mother of two that LOVES South Park.
Let's see... I'm 50 years old, in the $80K catagory about 10 lbs overweight, a reasonably mature male, my math skill aren't too good (AHA!!!), was an English major on one of my many college careers, I think my girlfriend (43-years old) can attest to the non-virgin stat. Be very wary of the term "Independent testing". This usually is a paid study and if you pay me...I'll find whatever you want me to find.
The guy that originally posted this is an asshole troll. He made it up just to piss us off, so just ignore it.
Matthew Coyle