Inquiring minds what to know !!!!!
Who killed Mrs. Choksondik ??????
I smell an episode !!
My own private theory goes like this :
Mrs. Choksondik is found suffocated in her sleep by her stalker , Mr. Barbrady . He promptly freaks out , fearing unwanted suspicion will be cast his way by the police if he his caught in his stalkee's bedroom with her corpse . That is of course until he realizes he is the police and launches an investigation with his normal level of companacy . The scope of his investigation quickly narrows on her 4th grade class after he reads excerpts from her diary which describe the goings on there . His prime suspect is the mysteriously missing Kenny M . The boys try to tell him what happen to Kenny , but only confuse him more when they each recount a different manner of his death . I guess after all those times they're a bit confused themselves . Finally , in order to convince Barbrady that he's dead they show him Kenny's cheap ass tombstone in his parents backyard . This freaks Barbrady out even more , he now thinks he has a serial killer on his hands . When interviewed , Mr. Mackey is particularly nervous . He fears that he accidentally killed her the night before during rough sex . He is cleared however when it turns out he is " Part Japanese " ( if you catch my drift ) and there incapable of reaching the size it would take to do the job ( Yup !! .. he has a microscopically small HooHa ) . And besides , it's impossible to suffocate someone whilst enjoying the joys of nasal sex . Meanwhile Professor Chaos is all aglow thinking that he snuffed her with his ozone depletion scheme . We have a climatic scene involving all the principle where the truth is revealed . It turns out that she suffocated on her own nipples after having accidentally inhaled her left breast in her sleep .
Well that's my theory.... What's yours???
Wylie