Who Killed Mrs. Choksondik ????

S06E06 Professor ChaosliveApr 13, 2002, 3:31 AM ET2 days later13 posts by 11 posters
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Wylie Coyote

Inquiring minds what to know !!!!!

Who killed Mrs. Choksondik ??????

I smell an episode !!

My own private theory goes like this :

Mrs. Choksondik is found suffocated in her sleep by her stalker , Mr. Barbrady . He promptly freaks out , fearing unwanted suspicion will be cast his way by the police if he his caught in his stalkee's bedroom with her corpse . That is of course until he realizes he is the police and launches an investigation with his normal level of companacy . The scope of his investigation quickly narrows on her 4th grade class after he reads excerpts from her diary which describe the goings on there . His prime suspect is the mysteriously missing Kenny M . The boys try to tell him what happen to Kenny , but only confuse him more when they each recount a different manner of his death . I guess after all those times they're a bit confused themselves . Finally , in order to convince Barbrady that he's dead they show him Kenny's cheap ass tombstone in his parents backyard . This freaks Barbrady out even more , he now thinks he has a serial killer on his hands . When interviewed , Mr. Mackey is particularly nervous . He fears that he accidentally killed her the night before during rough sex . He is cleared however when it turns out he is " Part Japanese " ( if you catch my drift ) and there incapable of reaching the size it would take to do the job ( Yup !! .. he has a microscopically small HooHa ) . And besides , it's impossible to suffocate someone whilst enjoying the joys of nasal sex . Meanwhile Professor Chaos is all aglow thinking that he snuffed her with his ozone depletion scheme . We have a climatic scene involving all the principle where the truth is revealed . It turns out that she suffocated on her own nipples after having accidentally inhaled her left breast in her sleep .

Well that's my theory.... What's yours???

Wylie

dropWylie Coyote

In article , [email] says...

Is it- Barbrady? or Jimbo? Or the 1991 Denver Broncos?

NatrBoy72drop

Was it OJ, Gary Condit, the Ramseys?? All 4?

LooseChanjdrop

On or about Sat, 13 Apr 2002 14:46:04 +0200, drop made the sensational claim that:

Nah, the '89 Denver Broncos.

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Vector ViperWylie Coyote

"Wylie Coyote" wrote in message news:a98mt6$82m$[email]...

<snipped> very nice! I could really see that as an epidode-it would work!! Would Matt an Trey ever have a "write your own episode" contest? This is good enough to win...

Vector Viper...

WOLFVector Viper

Either mr. garrison did to get his class back, or we need to give more credit to professor chaos!!!

"Aaron Howald" wrote in message news:[email]...

MarcColtenWOLF

Looks to me like they're running amok. First, Kenny. Then they make Butters the new friend and now it's Tweak. Then they kill Ms. Choksondik.

Willie WestwoodMarcColten

I hope that's not the case, but it seems they're conceding to the fans more and more, something I didn't think I'd see.

Willie Westwood http://www.spscriptorium.com/
LooseChanjMarcColten

On or about 17 Apr 2002 06:53:10 GMT, MarcColten made the sensational claim that:

Yeah, before you know it Ned and Stan's Uncle Jimbo will be married. And divorced, cuz Ned bought Mrs. Tennerman's rack from Cartman. Jimbo, in total jilted agony, is stopped from disemboweling Ned with a rusty ginsu by... Towlie, who consoles Jimbo by...well, you don't wanna know, but what the hell do you *think* Jimbo normally uses a towel for?

Speaking of which, where the fuck WAS Towlie when Shelly really needed him?

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Foghorn LeghornLooseChanj

On Wed, 17 Apr 2002 09:06:51 GMT, LooseChanj wrote:

He probably just got high and wandered off...

Foghorn Leghorn [email]
RMHLooseChanj

"LooseChanj" wrote in message news:LWav8.222623$[email]...

the sensational claim that:

No one! She probably died spontaneously while giving birth to the love child that she conceived with Mr. Mackey when she lost her virginity! - sort of shades of Kenny's nightmare in Ep. 406 ""Cartman joins Nambla", when the new-born baby boy McCormick kills the doctor, nurse & Kenny. Now that would make a good episode... Mr. Mackey as a single dad trying to raise the baby Mackey/Choksondik... eeeewwwww!

Mrs. Choksondik:     Wait, wait, wait, do you have a condom?
Mr. Mackey:             Well, no.
Mrs. Choksondik:     Oh well, f*** it!
Ben RainesWylie Coyote

Obviously she was choked to death in a clandestine tete a tete with Cartman's mom.