Where would YOU go?

May 7, 2006, 8:28 PM ET5 posts by 3 postersalt.tv.southpark
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larryttralt.tv.southpark

Hah, Hah, Hah.

Da dah dahdah dah

Kyle: Those were sure lots of stairs to go down. Are you sure Stan that they said Terrance and Phillips were down on this beach?

The trail opens and the children see a bunch of Canadians with fuzzed out parts on them laying and playing on the beach and smoking something.

Stan: S**ht Kyle this beach is full of naked Canadian hippies.

Cartman: Crap.

Kenny: Mph rmph rm rpmh.woowho!

Naked Canadian man goes right by a naked mountee (you can tell because the mountee is wearing a hat) saying" Buds, Get your Fresh BC Buds here."

Naked Canadian Hippie type: I'll take some.

BC Bud (not beer) salesman looks at mountee: Good day eh, Constable.

Naked Mountee: Good Day eh, Bud Man.

Kyle: Did you see that. That guy just sold some drugs right in front of that policeman and nothing happened.

Stan: Oh that is so not right.

The naked Canadian Hippie type who bought the BC Bud walks away a bit and Cartman follows him a bit and then takes the joint from the hippie and jumps on it putting it out.

Naked Hippie Canadian: Eh, Mon what's your problem?

Cartman starts kicking the Naked Hippie Canadian in his fuzzed out area over and over saying "Respect my authoritah! "

The hippie naked Canadian tries to run saying" Eh, Kid stop, it, Eh.

Cartman: "Respect my authoritah!"

Meanwhile:

Stan: "Oh, no!"

Kyle: "What is it, do you see Terrance and Phillip naked?

Stan: "No, but isn't that the Islamic Prophet Mohammed over there smoking some BC Bud?".

Kyle: "No, Dude, It's just the Hindu God Krishna"

Stan: "Whew, I so didn't want to go there again."

Kyle: "Oh, I hear you man"

Kenny: Mph rmph rm rpmh.

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Suddenly one of the naked canadian hippies stands up, points at the children and screams - AMERICANS!!!!

Immediately it seems like all the naked hippies on the beach have body paint on them like they were some Amazon Indian Tribe or something like that. They immediately charge at the boys and the boys flee to the trail head dodging the flaming joints being shot at them like flamming arrows. Unfortanately poor Kenny can't run fast enough, trips, and is trambled to death by the tribe of Naked Canadian Hippies.

Stan: "Oh my God, they Killed Kenny!"

Kyle: "You Naked Canadian Hippie Bastards!"

I don't do chatgroups yet, someone wanted info about green penis and it's purpose.If i had your proper e-mail address, you would alredy know, ya know?sds doesnt work

[email] wrote:

What was its purpose?And what was it doing at a family friendly nudist camp like Lake Bronson?

Will it be at LARC this year?

[email] wrote:

By the way, while we are at it what's up with your email address? I think I know what it means, but why don't you tell us so we all can be sure.

And please explain the whole "water" squirting out of the Green Penis thing?

And why it was at Lake Bronson, a supposedly family friendly nudist park?

And will it be at LARC for this year's Critical Massive?

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