[The children stumble around the woods, lost, for a while longer before falling asleep... Cut to the next morning; the kids all wake up.]
Stan: Well, we still have to find our way home.
Kyle: Let's try going that way this time.
[Cartman yawns]
Stan: Whoa, Cartman, leave some air for the rest of us!
Cartman: I'm sorry. I just had these bogus nightmares...
Kyle: What of?
Cartman: Well, I dreamed we got lost in the woods, and found this spooky castle, and this big gay guy dressed me up like a girl and made me dance!
Kyle: That wasn't a dream, Cartman, that really happened!
Cartman: Oh yeah? Then how come I'm not still dressed like a girl?
Kyle: You ARE still dressed like a girl, Cartman!
[Camera pulls back to show that Cartman is still dressed like Raggedy-Ann; and through tears in the costume fishnets and a bustier are visible]
Cartman: Son of a bitch!
Wendy: Hey, you guys, there's a road up ahead! Maybe we can hitch a ride with someone back into South Park!
Stan: Good idea! Come on guys, let's run!
[Cartman starts waddling]
Kyle: Why are you walking so funny, Cartman?
Cartman: I'm not used to heels over two inches...
[The children reach the road and start jumping up and down waving their thumbs in the air. Soon, a bus pulls up and stops. It is a big, gray tour bus with "PRIMUS" written on the side. The doors open and the kids hop in.]
Les Claypool: You kids going to South Park?
Stan: Sure!
Les Claypool: Well, then, grab some seats. We usually don't pick up hitchhikers, but we had to stop when we saw how your fat friend was dressed.
Cartman: Hey!
Les Claypool: Mind if we practice?
Cartman: Yes!
Les Claypool: Do you want to get back out and walk?
Cartman: Not in these heels, no...
Les Claypool: Then shut the fuck up, kid...
Kyle: Why are you going to South Park, Les?
Les Claypool [shrugs]: Well, our gig in Denver got cancelled, and we really wanted to perform somewhere this weekend. Our agent got us a gig in South Park at a local club, with the school Chef as the opening act.
[Les pulls out his guitar, tunes it for a second or two, then starts to sing. Soon the kids join in.]
GOING BACK TO SOUTH PARK
(to the tune of the "South Park" theme song) LES CLAYPOOL
We're going back to South Park
Gonna go put on a show STAN & KYLE
Redneck losers everywhere
Drunken folks, no education LES CLAYPOOL
Going down to South Park
And I ain't gonna "say no" CARTMAN
My mom's cooking day and night
Gonna tell her "Gimme Cheese Poofs!" LES CLAYPOOL
Heading on up to Cartman's
Gonna try to get a blow GHOST OF KENNY
[The ghost of Kenny (from "Death") floats by the bus]
Mmf mmmff mmfmf mff mmfmmff
Mmf mmmff mmfmf mff mmfmmff LES CLAYPOOL
So come and stay in South Park
Until it's time to go[Fade to black, run credits and play closing song]
COMEDY CENTRAL CARTOON FEATURE - REPRISE
Comedy Central Cartoon Feature
Kids love Frank, he
Killed their teacher
This show has gotten
Much too trendy
Look at all the t-shirts
Of Stan and Wendy
Doot'n doot'n doo doo
Do you like my Rocky Horror South Park Show
Then let me know, oh oh
It's the end of my Rocky Horror South Park Show...