The Story of Thanksgiving

Dec 12, 19971 post by 1 posteralt.tv.southpark
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Shannonalt.tv.southpark

Ok, I know it's been a while since Thanksgiving but I can't figure this out. It said on the chalkboard behind Mr. Garrison:

The Story of Thanksgiving

              In 1967 the pilgrims left Jupiter
              fleeing religious prosecution
              they ended up in Des Moins Iowa
              and celebrated by eating turkey
              with (this is the part I don't know) prostitutes

I think that the part I don't know starts with a "L" and ends with a "D". Thanks for helping =o)