Gerbil Up The Ass

That was the sickest shit I ever seen on TV

goodbye South Park

tell somebody who cares

TCS wrote in message news:...

I'm glad to see Southpark is still fresh after 6 sessions. I laughed my ass off.

[email] (wyates) wrote in news:[email]:

Yea, not many guys can keep it up after 6 sessions.

When the gerbil donned that flaming hat, it should havd exploded all the methane in Slave's ass and shot the gerbil out. That's what they'd have done on "Beavis and Butt-head."

"D.G. Porter" wrote in message news:[email]...

Yes but technically the gerbil should not have even *reached* the stomach as he should have encountered bowel somewhere along the line in the intestines. It would have blocked his path and he would not have been able to continue. Even given that Mr. Slave hadn't eaten in a few days, thus having empty colon and intestines, a gerbil shouldn't be able to survive the hydrocholoric acid of the stomach and the stomach lining.

"Bowel"? Surely you mean "stool".

"C-C-C-Cainman" wrote:

Ya... Don't you just hate it when documentaries are so inaccurate?

In article , "Mikey" wrote:

You've not been watching SP long, eh? Don't let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out.

"Mikey" wrote in message news:bXgE9.30561$[email]...

I though shit coming out people's mouths was far worse. Hell, people puking their guts out after saying "shit" was worse.

"spauldingae" wrote in message news:MfjE9.134081$1O2.9543@sccrnsc04...

puking

heh.. what episode was it where Kenny's dad was puking and shitting into the garbage can? I think that's the hardest i ever laughed at that show.

That was "Cartman Joins NAMBLA." Toward the end of the episode, Kenny's dad gets his poop-chute poked by the NAMBLA members.

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No, wasn't that the one where Kenny's dad drinks the beverage with the abortion pills in it that Kenny had made for his pregnant mother?? BravesFan- "I am The Cheese. I am the best character on this show!."

"BravesFan" wrote in message news:[email]...

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It's the same episode.

Kenny also chases after his mom with a plunger.

"Kenny....What are you going to Plunge?" "YOU!(Muffled)"

spauldingae wrote:

Ugh, and the prostitute with herpes from the "Chickenpox" episode. That one scarred my fragile little mind.

"Mikey" wrote in message news:bXgE9.30561$[email]...

Get that sand out of your vagina, you J-O-O.

"Mikey" wrote:

You must be young. You missed all the appearance of Richard Nixon on the tube, and all the times they tried to make Ronald Reagun look lifelike. They were entertaining until you remembered that these men were at the head of the most powerful nation in the world- when that happened you reached for a strong drink and made sure the door was well-locked. You want to see something really sick? Watch the Anna Nicole show.

Reality is almost universally more frightening than fiction. For example, looking in Grandma's bottom drawer are far more difficult to handle than Mr. Garrison putting a gerbil into a teacher's aide's ass.

I must state that I watched that episode and found it particularly un-funny, but then again, the John Edwards episode was one of the most daring, humorous, and topical things I have seen on in quite some time. Excellent job. And now, with Kenny's spirit in Rob Schnider, who knows what his next movie will be like? At least he'll be able to act now!

On Sun, 24 Nov 2002 19:38:47 -0800, Mikey wrote:

That was funny, c'mon admit it. There are sick ass people who actually DO STICK gerbils up there ass. I laughed like crazy and still can't believe they got away with it!

This year has been GREAT with South Park!

John Edward is indeed a DOUCHE! I LOVE that episode!