One day at school when my class was switching classes,a couple of the kids went to the water bubbler to get a drink.Well,the history teacher(who's a total bitch) starts yelling at them for 5 whole minutes straight for getting a drink without permission.So I said "Oh boy,Super-Bitch is at it again!"
My "South Park" moment.
I'm a high school English teacher, and my 10th graders are currently working on "Julius Caesar". At the point where Marc Antony enters the Senate house and sees the conspirators with Caesar's dead body, one of my students ad-libbed the line "Oh my God! They've killed Caesar! You BASTARDS!!!!"
Broke up the entire class, myself included.
On 22 Mar 1998 21:09:09 GMT, [email] (BassPlyr23) offered this unto Shub-Internet:
That's just wrong. But I'm laughing anyway.
How is it "wrong?"
On 24 Mar 1998 12:13:03 GMT, [email] (BassPlyr23) wrote:
That's a classic play. People shouldn't just ad lib stuff like that into it. It's funny as hell, though.
Oh,fuck you.
Reverend Bob ([email]) wrote:
Classic = you had to read it.
On 30 Mar 1998 18:58:10 GMT, [email] (Tony Rice) wrote:
I've read it but was in no way required to. I find it quite disheartening that the majority of people seem to not want to read anything unless they are required to. Obviously, the people in this group don't mind reading at the very least, but there was a collective groan that went up in my english class when we got the 54 page, large print Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde. 54 large print pages and people were complaining. You've got to wonder about the future of our country when this is happening.
On 22 Mar 1998 20:52:39 GMT, [email] (KILTACKY) offered this unto Shub-Internet:
I'm sorry, but what is a water bubbler?
In article , [email] (Reverend Bob) wrote:
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A water fountain.
Reverend Bob wrote:
i believe it is a primitive fountain-like device which expends water and occasionally asbestos (or at least thats the way it is at school)
KILTACKY wrote in article ...
kids went
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LOL! I had a South Park moment in band. One of the other girls, Lindsay, somehow got hit in the stomach with something or other, and she stood up and said, laughing hysterically, "You killed me!" And I grinned and said under my breath, "Oh my God, they killed Lindsay, you bastards."
Alyssa