the amish are gonna take over

watch out

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First Canada, now the Amish. <sigh>

~Kyle Broslofski~

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No there not. Because if they do, then there won't be any TVs and if there aren't any TVs then there won't be any South Park and I won't let that happen so any Amish trying to take down South Park is going to be drug out into the street and shot in the genitalia and red ants will be poured on the wound and the amish will all be gobbled up by the ants and the ants will no longer be hungry because they just ate a amish person and the ants will be happy but the amish person will be dead! Screw you guys, I'm going home...

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OF course. THey are going to kill us with their pitchforks and homemade knives. What's that they don't know about? GUns? -me

Ann wrote in message ...

Hmm... wait until the Y2K crash.. after all, who is most suited to live in a technology-free world? Those trained at and used to it, of course :+)

David Powell

First of all the stock market is already prepared...while others may not be guns don't have dates on them and if they will work in the year 2000. I think they will...it will be all the NRA members of the world against the amish. HMM i wonder who will win???? -me

I recall one headline Jay Leno had:

"Come to Amish Country, see life as it used to be...Visit us on the World Wide Web!" Then Jay said "What, they skipped over buttons and went strait for keys? Are these hydro-powered computers!?!?"