I'm willing to bet you...

...that no one could make out the crap the little Kathy Lee Ipstein sang when she was in that fateful talent show contest. Come on, I bet you. Deal? OK, then.

Dude, it was the Carnival cruise song she did for those commercials a while back. A long while back...heh.

"If my Friends Could See Me Now" was actually a song from a 60's Broadway play called "Sweet Charity", based on a book written by Neil Simon.

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If you post the text then I'll believe you.

Then you'll *believe* me??

Like I go around making up stuff about Broadway musicals??

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In article , Dave writes:

Oh, for the love of...

"If he could see me now/ that little boy of mine I'm driving fancy cars and drinking fancy wine, somthing something something, wow/ something something If my friends could see me now."

Jeremy B "Oh, to be young again. And also a robot." -- Prof. Hubert Farnsworth WWBBD?

OK, OK, I believe you.

In article , Jeremy B writes

I thought it was "eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine?" At least, that's what it sounded like on the show...to me.

It is, it sounds much better. Here's what I can work out from this all:

If she could see me now, that little gal of mine I'm eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine I'd like to send 1st puppet: We got the red eye, yeah... [something like that, anyway] 2nd puppet: Look at that fat ass kid [something else she says that seems Martian] living [Not sure if there's anything that she says in the same sentence as living] if my friends can see me now!

In article , otherwise known as HippiChk79 writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Yeah, you do :)

In article , Dave writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

In article , Dave wrote:

Come on, Drew, are you seriously trying to make out you never heard the song before seeing the episode?

Maybe I'm just too darn culturally literate for my own good :-)

H&K

jof

I'm not really a thirty-something, but I'll tell you something else. Promise to laugh? Not sure? Oh, you are, OK then. I'm just a teenager really.

In article , jof writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

In article , Drew Thomas wrote:

Hey, I never claimed to be any older than six and three-quarters! I blame my mother and her Judy Garland obsession.

Freaky thing is, I hopped around the web and none of the musicals sites have Sweet Charity. Either they're dumb, or the malaria tablets are kicking in. Woo-hoo!

H&K

jof

Of course I could be lying. I may be an adult pretending to be a kid. The mystery of my age continues...

In article , Drew Thomas writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Okay, but I only remember it from those darn commercials...