| |Right off the top of my head, I can remember: "Chupa mis chi-chis", that |can be roughly translated as "Suck my boobs" or something like that. | |Eniac
I also remember something like "Mi verga es feo", which would mean "my dick is ugly" unless my Puerto Rican buddy at work was pulling my chain about the translation.
dick is ugly" unless my Puerto Rican buddy at work was pulling my chain about the translation. The board said "Mi verga es feo y moreno".. the "y moreno" part is "and burnette haired"
My interpretations (after 4 years of High School Spanish almost a decade ago)
"Chupe mis chi chis." Bite my tits.
"No me toquen los huevos." Don't touch my testicles. (Literally, don't touch my eggs.)
"Mi verga es fea morena." My dick is ugly brown. (Perhaps a gay reference?)
The Kathy Lee one was something like "I'm not positive, but I think that Cathy Lee Gifford is alot older than she claims to be." And there was a nice analogy involving David Duchovny, but I can't remember it verbatim. Something like 'chocolate is to nougat as David Duchovny is to tampons' or whatever.