What happened to Kyle?

They showed his beeotch of a mother, but he never showed in the episode. What's up with that?

"Jon" wrote in message news:...

Kyle was away at Jew Scouts. :)

Just wondering...it makes sense to me that as Kyle is in "Jew Scouts," he would not also be in whatever scouting group the rest of the boys joined. However, just because that is the case, how do we know he was actually at Jew Scouts? Couldn't he just have been not in the scouting group w/ the rest of the gang, like at home, visiting relatives, etc.? Maybe we will find out soon. Anyway, basically was wondering why everyone was so sure he was actually at "Jew Scouts."

"Bao H. Lammy" wrote in message news:...

Well, you do get to see his parents in church, but no Kyle. Good points, though.

I wonder why they were in church at all, seeing as how they're Jewish. That has been brought up already, of course.

"Bao H. Lammy" wrote in message news:[email]...

Two possibilities I see: First, the boys did a *really* good job evangelizing in Do The Handicapped Go To Hell/Probably. Second, South Park is such a pathetically Podunk town there is no Synagogue, and they simply attend the only religious establishment in town. Or maybe it was just a mistake you silly goose.

Well...I don't recall the name of the episode, but I believe there was one that mentioned that Kyle's parents *were* the only Jews in town.

Alex Cain wrote in message news:...

That was in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo", and Priest Maxi can serve as a rabbi at any time, as he did in "Ike's Wee Wee," for "Ike's" burial.

"Alex Cain" wrote in message news:[email]...

In 110, Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo:

Mr. Garrison (to Sheila Broflovski): You *are* the local jewish community.

There were a couple of Hasidic kids in the cafeteria in the very first episode, but I don't think they've ever been seen again. Maybe they were exchange students from New York.

PZB

Just a couple o' queefs if you ask me!

"Poppy Z. Brite" wrote in message news:[email]...

episode,

Maybe they were from North Park.

Alex Cain [email] wrote:

That was in "Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo." When all the adults were protesting for and against the school's Christmas play, Kyle's mom said the play was "insensitive to the Jewish community." Mr. Garrison retorted with "You ARE the Jewish community!"

In article , "LooseChanj" writes:

As stated in the Mr Hanky X-mas special, it was established that they were the only jews in town.

Still, kinda lame to expect that they would go to *church*. Well, it is a cartoon and maybe we're supposed to laugh at that. It's definitely not realistic.

"Bao H. Lammy" wrote in message news:[email]...

Ben's "no shit sherlock" aside, is it really that hard to imagine them attending the only religious service in town? Then there's the fact that priest could have adopted some non-denominational aspects, to avoid alienanating people such as the Broflovskis. I just don't think it's as much of a goof as a small mountain town-ism.

Well, I guess it is hard for me to imagine. Not like everyone would demand that the damn Jews be thrown out and call them Jesus-murderers, but there's usually a bad apple like that in any bunch. Anyway, I don't know much about "small mountain town-ism." I'm learning...

On Sun, 22 Jul 2001 17:07:46 GMT, "LooseChanj" wrote:

Well.... Don't forget that this is the town in which Jesus lives.... It would be kinda hard to say he doesn't exist with him living next door. Which leads to an interresting question... Why doesn't Jesus go to church? While he was born a jew, the fact that he accepts himself as the son of God should make him christian.

In article , "Bao H. Lammy" writes:

Then again, it's just a cartoon. :-)

<sigh> That's what I just wrote.