You sicken me, all of you.(With exceptions.)

Mar 12, 200036 posts by 16 postersalt.tv.southpark
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To all you anti fanfic,anti-creativity, anti-everything BUT routine dog-molesting, transsexual, Neo-Nazi, sumo-wrestling, beastiality porno stars:If I had even the smallest hint of a chance, I would kill you all with extreme prejeduce.Fanfics are an art form, not Pokemon, or boy bands, which are MEANT to be hated.I can't belive that there are fucknuts like you that are capable of thinking and speaking coherently. (Exceptions to this are:The first fanfic writers, who were also the damn best, one of whom I idolize.Others include:Southparkgirl[nickname used.], Kyle_Broslofski, and Andi, and those who think of fanfics and original characters as equals, not rancid donkey cum.)

"I ATE A BABY!'-Fat Bastard. "Screwing with me is one thing, screw with my friends and you're in a whole different mine feild."-Me. "Me Sleepy."-Furby.

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Thanks, youre now on my list of people NOT to kill.

"I ATE A BABY!'-Fat Bastard. "Screwing with me is one thing, screw with my friends and you're in a whole different mine feild."-Me. "Me Sleepy."-Furby.
Fat Abbotjeff_86alt.tv.southpark

Your shit list is same as mine. Check this out Brian's shit list : -Queer uhhhh I mean Boy bands -Anti-rich companies - Hmmm Im not jealous of anybody -Neo-Nazi or Ku Klux Klan - These people say things those are really rude and they spelled Clan wrong

Name yours damn it

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boy GROUPS!! I swear I'm gonna write MTV one day and tell them that they are NOT bands so they'll stop saying it...

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DaveFat Abbotalt.tv.southpark

My shitlist? It includes all you've named, and people who use intentionally incorrect spelling because they think it looks cool. (example "roolz" and "kyewl" ) and people who replace letters with numbers or entire words with letters. (examples: "any1" and "u r"). Those who do this are amongst the scum of the earth, AFAIC.

I also detest the use of "addy" for "address" and "eppy" for "episode". They're too cutesy, they generally trigger a vomit reflex.

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Dave wrote in message ...

How about those who alternate capital and lower case? tHaT rEaLlY gEtS aNnOyInG!

Then there are those who spell "a lot" as one word.

Then there are those who spell "a lot" as one word.

:grabs her stuff and runs::

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No Mr. Garrison...we cannot get rid of all the Mexicans. KyleIke13~ The chick obsessed with Matt Stone =) <A HREF="http://kyleike.8m.com">Lyrics Page</A> <A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/macau/1068">Tree Huggin' Hippie Crap!</A> "Oh no! I'm not SANE YET!" ~ Kyle

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Especially the ones who immediately follow it up with a smiley (lol! :-) )

And Dr. Laura. "The great thing about absurd logic is that it can fit any situation." --Dogbert
Mr_MooFat Abbotalt.tv.southpark

That's a fatass smiley.:-)))))))))=multiple chins.

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Mr_Moo wrote in message ... >That's a fatass smiley.:-)))))))))=multiple chins. > It's not a fatass smiley, it's just big boned......

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(Laughs ass off.)

"I ATE A BABY!'-Fat Bastard. "Screwing with me is one thing, screw with my friends and you're in a whole different mine feild."-Me. "Me Sleepy."-Furby.

Ugh, tell me about it. For example, "My grandmother got run over by a Mack truck the other day, lol, I mean, like, LOL! Oh, and like, someone just came up and chopped me up into little pieces with a chainsaw, lol. Isn't that so cool, lol?! And the other day I accidentally ate some turpentine and Spam, lol. I might die, lol!!!"

Strangely enough, it always seems to be the teenyboppers that do this, AND write every single thing in the alternating caps/lowercases (as someone else mentioned). Hmm..perhaps this should be taken in for further research? ;)

~Kyle Broslofski~ *"and if I'm wasting all your time this time* *maybe you never learned to take************* *and if I'm hanging on to your shade*********

I still don't have a clue why the hell people would take three times the amount of time to type something to have aLtErNaTiNg CaPs which they think looks cool but is only hard on the eyes.

bEcaUSe tHEy'RE REBELiOus TeenZ ThAt ArE CoPyiNG tHaT DUde wItH thE KEWL WAREZ SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) LOL LOL l@@K

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You know what bothers me? When people say "She said..." and then make a facial expression. WTC?

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I hate accounts of conversations that take the format:

I was like... And then she was like... Then I was like...

Very annoying.

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Exactly!

Me, I'm growing very bored, very quickly, with people at work greeting me with, "WHAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" ala the Bud ads aimed towards blacks.

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No, it actually gets worse... Those who say "lol" in real life! Now that's REALLY scary..

~*~ AnDi ~*~ YoU aRe tHe DiEt CoKe oF eViL.. 1 CaLoRiE noT eNouGh!

"He called me a pyron-- I don't even know what a pyron is!" ~ Roman, Scream 3

Fat AbbotAndialt.tv.southpark

Yea, my cousin does that too. Freaky aint it? "Andi" wrote in message news:[email]...

Scream 3

DaveAndialt.tv.southpark

Funny, I've never heard it out loud before, only in print.

Do they pronounce it "loll" or "ell-oh-ell"?

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"loll". It's sad..

~*~ AnDi ~*~ YoU aRe tHe DiEt CoKe oF eViL.. 1 CaLoRiE noT eNouGh!

"He called me a pyron-- I don't even know what a pyron is!" ~ Roman, Scream 3

Kyle BroslofskiDavealt.tv.southpark

The kids in my school who did that would say it "ell-oh-ell." Some girl in my old school thought that she was being absolutely hilarious by repeating it over and over and over (ad infinitum).

~Kyle Broslofski~ *"and if I'm wasting all your time this time* *maybe you never learned to take************* *and if I'm hanging on to your shade*********
Jack CooperDavealt.tv.southpark

And I'm sick and tired of those little flaps on coffee cups - if you don't want to spill your coffee, then you shouldn't be driving with it!

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<seinfeld> And what is the deal with those litlle plastic things they put in pizza boxes? Is that supposed to be some king of pizza fork? What's up with that?

"The great thing about absurd logic is that it can fit any situation." --Dogbert
Dan TomlinJeremy Balt.tv.southpark

I always knew Jerry Seinfeld was dumb-- it should be obvious to anyone with half a brain that the little pizza tables were there to keep the cheese from sticking to the top of the box. Do they still have the pizza tables anymore? I didn't get one in the pizza I ordered tonight. Have they improved pizza box manufacture lately?

Amy Tomlin

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DaveDan Tomlinalt.tv.southpark

Always, huh?

What was it, the half billion dollars? The wildly successful TV show?

What clued you in?

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