HAVE NAZIS GANGRAPE KYLE'S ASS. CUZ IF I HEAR, YOU BASTARDS AGAIN, I'M GOING TO KILL SOMETHIN. THEN STUFF KYLE'S ANUS WITH STICKS. SHIT ON A STICK YOU MAY CALL IT. I'M REALLY DRUNK RIGHT NOW. FUCK YOU. KYLE IS IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP.
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Kara1talis writes this bit...which should follow...
oh, dear I need to plonk u...I might end up saying goodbye to all aohellers as well soon(see my vicious dejanews post) ____________________________ [email]
" the lord awaits " " awaits what? " " his daily RUB DOWN "-me in all my wickedness!! " Kick My *BUCKET* " " Very shagadelic...it's not mine, baby, honest. ....someones playin' a prank on me[!] " __________________________________________________
dont respond to trolls
Oh Jesus H. Christ- Pstokley, you just did! Sigggggghhhhhh......Jeff, what do you have to say about this incident?
-Toni
Pstokely wrote:
Thallium and Pstokley, you guys are getting out of hands. You both signed the pledge, you both should know better. Everyone else on this group is making the effort and not responding to the trolls. It's great, Thallium, that you're putting the guy on your killfile. But don't respond to him to tell him that. That's the whole point of the Pledge.
Jeff
DANGIT PSTOKELY! AAAAACK! O.....KAy here. Look Pstokely, you just did! Don't get all rightious about it, cause you know what? I jus checked under all of the DejaNews accounts of the boinger, I looked at all of the information, the IP addresses, and guess who's email I found? That's right, [email]! You messed up Paul, and now you'll get what you deserve. If you want to be a troll, at least be a little more careful asshole.
Oh yeah, finally, I get to do this for good: *PLONK*
Gyrex Derision
PS: want to find out where I got it? Contact DejaNews's administrator, he gave me all the IP addresses of the Boinger/Pstokely.
Also, on alt.troll
Subject: Troll Wanted From, you guessed it: Pstokely!
YOU ARE IN DEEP SHIT PSTOKELY! Check it yourself if you don't beleive me!!!
Gyrex Derision
In article , "Gyrex Derision" wrote:
FUCK YEAH! I found that one yesterday, and emailed him asking him about it. Strange that I got no reply. :)
Martin Hazelbower wrote in message ...
BAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
Dooood....I may have to steal this one! "Menace to Sobriey".....Bahahahahaha!!!!
I'm loaded, Clayholio!
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Okay guys... I'll admit when it comes to this sort of thing, I'd not be the best person for it. In MY experience BM is the best authority comp. wise...
Bitchmom? Can you confirm/ deny these points?
Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands
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Martin Hazelbower wrote in message ...
me!!!
What happened to our "Enforcer"? Or does that just count for new people?
Covenant wrote in message news:78ega2$mnq$[email]...
Grubville Guy wrote:
<runs to the post out of breath> *gasp-cough-cough-wheeze*
Ok ok- I'm here. Grubville, as far as I can see, this thread is not a troll thread but more of a witchhunt (trollhunt?), so therefore I really have no say in the matter, as the participants are not committing any trollery (new word I made up!). My job as Enforcer (sorry Dave but I've decided to stick with the old title after all) is to make sure that the signers of the Pledge stick to their promise not to respond to trolls, and to encourage new people to stop responding to troll posts and to sign the Pledge.
As for the unfortunate Pstokley, what I do depends upon the results of the investigation. If young Mr. Pstokley is indeed found guilty of being the boing guy then I will seriously berate him for being the fraud and lying bastard that he is, suggest that he be taken off the Pledge, as he has made a mockery of it, and that we all killfile him.
However, if he is not found guilty of being the boing guy then I suggest that no action will be taken against him (obviously), and the entire matter should be dropped and not brought up again. The fact that he's a troll on other newsgroups, or that he's looking to hire a troll for other newsgroups is of little consequence, as we have nothing to do with other ngs and therefore, not our concern.
Suggestions, comments?
-Toni Pledge Enforcer
Toni wrote in message ...
Errmmm Grubville... Forgive me for being blunt. But you haven't signed the Pledge... Therefore, (Elitist as this may sound), Toni is not YOUR Enforcer at all...
However, as she states, this is not responding to a troll, this is discussion of a possible one...
Hoping to see you pledge real soon!! Take care!!!!
Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands
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Covenant wrote:
Do you have to sign the pledge to be taken seriously? That is ridiculous.
It seems a bit exclusionary to me too.
A bit reminiscent of the "loyalty oaths" that Communist Party members
used to have to take.
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[email]
(Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.)
Seinfeld FAQ http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/7217/faq.html
-----------------------------------------------------------------You have it backwards. It was US government workers who had to take "loyalty oaths".
The winner will be showered with praise and the loser will be booed and taunted until my throat is sore. - - HJS
Zing. Good answer.
Do you also see a similarity between loyalty oaths and THE PLEDGE, or am
I just full of shit?
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(Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.)
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-----------------------------------------------------------------Dave wrote:
I agree with what both Bitchmom and Dain have said- I think that you, along with Craig, have been reading into this whole Pledge thing waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too seriously, throwing around words such as "fascist", "communist", and phrases like "evil democracy". I mean, come on now- lighten up! The Pledge wasn't meant to force people into doing anything- it was meant to promote a sense of community and unity in this newsgroup, for people to bond together against the trolls.
We just ask-as a form of common courtesy, mind you; no one is forcing you to do anything here so don't panic-that you not respond to the trolls. But if you just have to for some strange reason then at least please remove their original message from your reply so that the rest of us who have tossed that troll in our killfiles do not have to see it.
Oh yeah, and by the way Dave, I do have a name. It's TONI, not "Enforcer". So if you're referring to me or talking about me, please use my name and don't refer to me as if I were some abstract entity.
-Toni
Toni wrote:
Well, this *is* the first time you've addressed me personally.
But aren't we all abstract entities?
Dave wrote:
<pokes self in the tummy>
Erm, I don't know about you; but as for me, I think I'm pretty much solid! hehehe
-Toni
Toni wrote:
First off I like the term evil democracy (makes no sense, but I think its cool). Secondly sorry Enforcer, errrr I mean Toni.
Craig Winckler wrote:
Erm, ok dude! :) No hard feelings, mmmmmmmmkay?
-Toni
Toni wrote:
mmmmmmmmmkay.
As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, Dave wrote:
Both :-) Actually, I'm joking. I just think the opposers of the pledge have taken this stuff way to f'ing serious. As on all newsgroups, 'clicks' are created and this is one of the things that this newsgroup's 'click' created. If you don't care for it, ignore it. <shrug>
The only tr*lls I really hate are the professional crossposting tr*lls. Those are the hardest threads to get rid of because even if you manage to convince all the people in 'your' particular ng not to respond, you've got a ton of other tr*ll feeders in the other groups just pouring the blood into the shark infested waters causing a feeding frenzy.
Ok, that's my 2 cheesy poofs regarding this thread.
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In article , [email] wrote:
Well, IMHO, I believe a "loyalty oath" would require us to take up arms in defense of the NG against the t***l invaders. You know, like swearing your loyalty to your nation and requiring you to put your life on the line in it's defense. I could be wrong, history was never my strongest subject. As far as the PLEDGE goes, I do believe you may be taking it a bit too seriously, as no one is being forced to sign it. It's not like McCarthyism, where you will be labeled a troll for not signing it, it's more of a symbolic gesture than anything (lord knows, I could still respond to the trolls if I wanted too, but what purpose would it serve?). So to answer your questions: 1) no, I don't see the similarity; 2) no, I don't think you're full of shit, just taking something too seriously.
Die Thread Die Die Die Die!!
if you want to keep it up, starrt posting somewhere like alt.bitching.kylesmom
Now, back to read SP news!
FMCarroll wrote:
Uhhhh......it is dead. I killed it yesterday.
-Toni
David Jackson wrote:
it's too hard to speak in frensh/american but i try!!! Et oui ,car en fait je suis francais! so , i would like informations about PIP !! Because in french's traduction :he is an english ! But i think that in states it's a french! no?
In article , "l.octuor.de.violoncelles" wrote:
Ahh, the France/Britain rivalry! Actually, in the US, depending on where you are geographically, he could just be "a fer-in-er" (but that could be anyone from a different locale in the US as well ... damn yankees <if you live north of the Mason-Dixon line, I just kidding with you <g>, no flames please>). Out of curiousity, in the French broadcasts, do they refer to Pip as "frenchie" or "englishie"? And who/what is "JOSQ"?
Pip is really English. However, the boys call him French, because they just know that he's from somewhere far away, and don't know the difference between England and France. Also, they enjoy torturing him, since he gets really pissed off when they call him French. Hope I've helped.
Pip is really English. However, the boys call him French because they just know he's from somewhere far away, and they don't know the difference between England and France. Also, they enjoy torturing him, since he gets pissed off when they call him French. Hope I've helped.
Pip is English here in America, too.
(I hope I answered that right.)
"l.octuor.de.violoncelles" wrote:
The thing is that Pip is actually English, but the joke is that since the kids can't really tell the difference they just keep referring to him as being French. Or the reason could be that they call him French because they know he hates being called French.
-Toni
Hi! everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's josq from french!!!! Thank you very much for all ! Now I know..............In fact PIP is effectively English!!!! But the others call him:Frenchy! (because PIP dislike french like kenny , stan , kyle ,and cartman)
Dave. Please read my reply to Craig about this...
thanks.... Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands
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Dave wrote in message ...
all...
ridiculous.
Jesus Craig... what is your problem? Seriously? YOU wrote about Toni being YOUR enforcer. *I* merely said that as you didn't sign the Pledge then she is NOT your enforcer... Either get a grip or stop being paranoid No-One is putting you down. No-One is saying F*** off. I REALLY think you have gotten the wrong and of the stick and are now beating around the bush with it...
Chill out... Enjoy..
Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands
Alt.Tv.Southpark FAQ: http://www.angelfire.com/oh/joesfaqforsp/index.html Craig Winckler wrote in message ...
all...
Protocol
"Covenant" wrote:
Nope, I don't usually bother wasting my time hunting down trolls or suspected trolls. I guess it's just not a hobby of mine :-)
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I wanted a troll for alt.fan.hanson and alt.fan.backstreet-boys and other newsgroups I hate (not this one)
It doesn't matter, a troll is a troll, whether they're on alt.fan.hanson or alt.tv.southpark. Hanson sucks, but that's no reason to troll their newsgroup. How would you like it if someone from their NG came over here and trolled us? (Oh, wait, I forgot you ARE ONE.) Anyway, when was the last time you contributed anything meaningful on this group? I searched DejaNews on you, and I found that in the last few months, your posts have been either "I am not the boinger", "Do not respond to the trolls" (which is quite ironic, since you are one), "PLONK PLONK PLONK", or something about Canadians. As far as whether or not you're a troll, just admit it. Gyrex found your IP address linked to the Boinger, which can't be faked. Also, you must have written the troll to the hockey newsgroups, because you hate Canadians, the writing style is identical, and Hotmail and DejaNews accounts are easy to get. You are a worthless troll, and I hope you like being on killfiles, because you're going to be on a whole lot of them very soon.
Matthew Coyle
I am not a South Park hating troll
In article , [email] (Pstokely) wrote:
A troll is a troll. And you're not even a very good troll. Matter of fact, I'd have to say you're one of the worst trolls I've ever seen.
Yet he was AT LEAST good enough to get a response post out of you, wasn't he?
Shit, and me too.
Dave wrote:
Yes Dave, you rang?
I swear, this whole thread is getting out of line....
Before I do anything, I ask for Gyrex to show the newsgroup the information he dug up about Pstokley and his connection to the boing guy. I also ask for Pstokley to come up with evidence proving his innocence. And Paul, saying "I am not the boinger" doesn't cut it.
Based on the information that will be provided by these two gentlemen, I will then do what I said I would do in the reply to Grubville, which I don't think Dave read in the first place.
Suggestions, comments?
-Toni
Toni wrote:
I hate to tell you this but you can't do didly. None of us can do anything really. All we can do is add someone to our killfile, and that should be enough. If you send an email to a troll telling them to stop they get what they want and you waste your time. I don't think any ng needs an enforcer, if everyone would just be mature and add a troll to your killfile everything will be all right. btw I know some of you are gonna read this and think I troll. Well alt.tv.simpsons is the only other group I post too (actully I just started posting to al.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy and alt.bianaries.simpsons) so if you think I'm a troll go ask them.
Craig Winckler wrote:
Well, we still don't know if Pstokley really is the troll.
But the thing is that not everybody has a killfile, and not everybody knows (especially new people) not to respond to trolls.
No, I don't think you're a troll, so there is no need to get defensive.
-Toni
Fine! I'll e-mail anybody who wants a copy of the e-mail message I got from the head of DejaNews regarding these posts.
Gyrex Derision
Why not just post it here Gyrex??????
Gyrex Derision wrote in message ...
In article , [email] wrote:
An example of good trolling is posting seven hundred reasons why Metallica is better than Oasis to a basketball newsgroup, or something irreverent, stupid, and sorta funny like that. And, I'm not responding to his *trolling*, I'm jumping down his throat and joining the witch hunt. For all we know, Pstokely could be Roman.
I am not Roman, Roman could be the boinger
Dave wrote in message ...
fact,
Actually Dave, there is no proof before us,( *me* anyway..) That there *IS* a troll in this thread, but the first post was by Gyrex. Not a troll... If a troll responds to him and we respond to Gyrex via the troll's thread is that troll response? I'd say no...
Not right now she doesn't. No reason to.... (But I'm sure she knows when to and won't need prompted.)
Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands
Yet this off-topic thread still exists (we ALL act as trolls sometimes). I guess you can't tell the trolls without a scorecard. Maybe he is a crappy troll, because I never bothered to get his name straight. Where'd this PStokely come into it? Isn't he the one everyone says is a troll?
Semantics Dave.. semantics... An OT thread does not mean a Troll thread... As I've said before there are alot of OT threads here. But nobody minds them... They are humorous
and your *point* about Toni was pointless.. She's my friend, I don't like anyone taking cheap shots at my friends, are you saying I *shouldn't * defend her against someone saying she wasn't doing a job that isn't needed at that point?
If she is being Enforcer, and no one is breaking the pledge, and you attack her for NOT doing anything........ I don't get it Dave... what was your point?
Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands
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Dave wrote in message ...
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I am, but not on this group
no, I didn't
Okay, show of hands; who else is getting tired of reading about who might be a troll, and wishes they would take this discussion to private E-mail, or alt.troll?
Looks like it's just you Steve...
As i said before, there is room for discussion here.... If we stuck totally to SP then all conversation would stop pretty damn quick..
Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands
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Steve Sutton wrote in message ...
YES! Matthew you are exactly right! Pstokely, since I can't read your replies anymore, just take a look at this. GO AWAY. GO AWAY AND TAKE ALL OF YOUR BULLSHIT WITH YOU.
Gyrex Derision
you can't make a fellow SP fan leave, I have the right to read and post here
Pstokely wrote in message
here
Yes. You do.
But pstokely would you do something for us, (the group) Post what you know about the B*****r. Just on here. If you know something, let us know. Maybe it will stop Gyrex and Martin accusing you.
Myself, I am reserving judgement. (And hell, what will it matter. If you ARE aforesaid troll then it;'ll only take me seconds to KF and remove you from the pledge and FAQ.
But I am NOT saying you ARE the troll okay! ; ' )
Just tell us what you know.. There MUST be a story here somewhere...
Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands
Yes, that makes a lot of sense...it's not ok to make fun of stuff that *you* like but when you dislike something that someone else *does* you go out and *hire* a troll for them?
-Kim (with that logic..)
those newsgroups are full of tennyboppers, I hate tennyboppers
Kinda like hiring a hitman....
the_ "If there is such a thing as an Internet hitman" davester nirvanasongs @ yahoo.com http://www.geocities.com/~dgisoft/nirvana/ "Remember... sentience is overrated" -- Me "There is no progress / Evolution killed it all" -- Green Day
In article , [email] (GUMPELS) wrote:
In article , [email] (the_davester) wrote:
Being a hitman is sorta hard, but just any idiot could be a troll. Observe!
<troll>SOUtyh Pak sucks! It i very boring and stipud. An d dont getme staryed on i'ts fans!!![address] They n eed sope!!!1111!!!1! Ha ha ha </troll>
Being hired for something like that... wow!
Uh-huh. Right after everyone frames you as the boinger and Kara1talis says hi. Well, I did a little more research on alt.troll and found out that you actually contacted KARA1TALIS. God, just admit it Pstokely!
Gyrex Derision
the boinger is framing me
Sure, and the one-armed man was in on it, too. Bite me.
Matthew Coyle
Hi all,
I think this thread has gone far enough, with all the accusations and stuff. We are still really not sure whether or not Pstokley is the boinger or not; Gyrex says that he has evidence while Pstokley maintains his innocence.
Therefore, I suggest that anyone who wants to put Pstokley on their killfile (Gyex, Martin Hazelbower, etc) go right ahead and do so; I mean, even if we really confirm Pstokley as the boinger, what can be done? We can all yell at him and say, "FOR SHAME!!!! YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT!!!!" or something like that, but if indeed he is the boinger it's not going to make a difference what we do or say to him, right?
Henceforth, I recommend that we drop the issue, and END THIS WITCH HUNT. Do what you want with Paul Stokley.....if any of you do indeed consider him a troll then drop him in your killfile or just ignore his posts when you see them. If not, then leave him alone. I recommend that there be no further investigations in this matter.
-Toni Pledge Enforcer
Okay Toni, sounds good. I'll e-mail any evidence anyone needs on this matter, but as for now, the issue is dropped, and Paul Stokely will live forever on my killfile.
Gyrex Derision
In article , Toni writes
Here here. At last someone is talking some sense. If Pstokely is innocent, and none of us apart from him know either way, you guys will feel really guilty. If people are so convinced it is him then you can killfile him. You have the choice. But thank-you Toni, that was a very intelligent post and one which I was about to make myself until I read yours. Well Done.