SOUTH PARK The Party - Part 2 by Steve Sutton
(Stan climbs the stairs, goes into his room, picks up the telephone and dials.) Stan: Hey, can I come over to your house and watch Terrance and Phillip? My parents are being a couple of dicks...Okay, see ya. (He hangs up the phone, and exits his room. Later, Stan is at Kyle's house, sitting on the couch, watching television.) Phillip: Hey, Terrance! Did you have cheese sandwiches for lunch? Terrance: Yes, I did, Phillip. How did you know? Are you psychic? Phillip: No, I'm not psychic, Terrance. I just smelled the cheese in your ass! Terrance: You mean there's still cheese in my ass? Phillip: There sure is, Terrance! Kyle (chuckling): Dude, this is gonna be cool. Terrance: Well, I'd better fart it out, then, Phillip! (Terrance farts a big clump of digested cheese out of his ass, and they both laugh. Kyle and Stan lose it and go into hysterics. Ike comes bouncing in.) Ike: Ma goomb shish enshob. Kyle: Dammit, Ike, get out of the way! Ike: Dow winner. Kyle (getting up): Okay, Ike, you asked for it. Kick the baby! Ike: Daoon't kick the baby. (Kyle punts Ike into a garbage can. Ike laughs. Kyle hops back up on the couch.) Kyle: So, are you coming to Cartman's party on Saturday? Stan: I guess. Why is fatass having a party? It's not his birthday. Kyle: I know. I guess he just wants to feel like a big man since his mom's going out of town. Stan: Really? Where's she going? Kyle: Denver. Stan: Denver? Kyle: Yep. Stan: Why the hell is she going to Denver, dude? Kyle: Who the hell knows? Probably to [bleep] somebody, that's my guess. Stan: Yeah. Terrance: Oh, my, Phillip! That last fart really hurt my ass! Would you check it for me and make sure it's all right? Phillip: Sure, I will, Terrance! What are friends for? (Phillip checks Terrance's ass and Terrance farts more digested cheese in his face, then they start laughing. Stan and Kyle laugh so hard, they both fall off the couch.)
TO BE CONTINUED...