theme song

please e-mail the lyrics to the southpark theme song......I cant understand what Kenny is saying!!!!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!!

Q40BIGUNIT wrote:

I have closed caption and for Kenny it just says "mumbling".

For Cartman it says:

"Ample parking day or night" "People spouting howdy neighbor"

I have CC also and I have NEVER saw captions even though people say it's supposed to be captioned. (and yes it IS turned on)

Maagic wrote:

All I can say is mine did work on last week's show which I taped. I turned the closed captioning on while watching the VCR tape play and got the lyrics to the theme song and it continued to work into the show.

Bear in mind that the shows are rarely (never?) captioned on the first night's showing. They're usually captioned by the Saturday rerun.

It's my belief that Kenny is saying "I like women with big titties I like women with big vaginas" but it's open to debate. My sister swears she hears "mashed potatoes" in there somewhere.

His majesty, inventor of the microwave oven, magnificent one, master of all thing knowable, The Lizard King,

John McFarland

Ok here goes...

"I like girls with big vaginas, I like with with big fat titties"

I've taken the sample of him singing his verse and slowed down a bit on my computer, and the dialog can be made out quite easy, try it.

JCMandHRM wrote in message ...

women

"mashed

I don't know if the lyrics, including Kenny's mublings have been confirmed by SP but here are Matt & Trey's comments from a QA a couple of months ago:

QUESTION: Have you ever -- on the Internet, there's a lot of scripts for the episodes of "South Park" floating around. Have you ever seen those, and what they are claiming is what Kenny is actually saying? PARKER: Yeah. STONE: Yeah, we've seen them. PARKER: And nine times out of ten, they're wrong. STONE: Yeah, it's wrong.

So if 9 out ten are wrong, and I've seen the vagina things mucho times, odds are it's wrong.

odds

First of all, If M & T EVER admitted that what people have discovered about Kenny's mumblings is correct, that would almost certainly mean a bleeped Kenny from then on. Or they (CC) would never allow them to make Kenny's mumblings mean anything anymore. This is really not a case of my opinion on what Kenny sings in the opening theme, I have physically slowed down the song at the part where Kenny sings and you can deffinetly make it out. Email me if you want a copy of the to hear for yourself.

Ok, just found this at beef-cake.com. This is even better than the clip I have, and personally I can hear Vagina quite clearly on it. Try it: http://www.cco.caltech.edu/~ttant/KENNY.WAV

Kurt Mueller wrote in message ...

i guess il be crude here but what good is a girl with a big vagina? youd have to tie a board to your ass to keep from falling in.

and unlike most guys i perfer small breasts 34 b or there abouts nothing more than a C

of course you didnt want to know that, but there it is.

Jedi wrote:

Q40BIGUNIT wrote in article ...

understand

If you go to comedycentral.com you can download the song and look at the lyrics.

Kenny is saying......."I like girls with big vaginas, I like girls with big vaginas."

Q40BIGUNIT wrote in article ...

understand

except replace that second "vaginas" with "ol' titties"

For the 10,847th time... "I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas."

Thank you, bassplyr!!!!! It's about time someone got it right!!!!!!!!! Although, surveys do show that 16 out of 17 people will HORRIBLY MUTILATE it...:)

AnnRKist1

Vaginas comes 1st in the song [address] another listen!

Yup, I think in the original script Vaginas came in second, but it was reversed at the last moment.

Maybe some peoples idea on how the word vagina sounds is different, 'cos I definately hear 'I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vagina's' in the theme. In fact, I can't even imagine it to be anything else. Of course you can't hear exactly what he says. You just have to listen to the end of the sentances, ".............itties,.....................ina (sounds like eye-na)" Of course, everyone is right to their opinion, but I'm more right. :) Please, people who disagree, just listen to it again until you agree with me. Its better in the long run. Yashar, would this face lie?

james smith wrote in message ...

girls

Ok, click here and listen: http://www.cco.caltech.edu/~ttant/KENNY.WAV

I rest my case, at least until the next person comes in to deffy my knoledge! hehe ;-)

P.s. This link is from the beef-cake.com site.

Yashar wrote in message ...

listen