Cartman is a dirty, smelly, fat, ugly bitch!

Gee, it's no wonder you people like him so much.

You need to stop wasting all this time and embrace Scientology and the words of L. Ron Hubbard.

On 7 Aug 1998 14:57:45 GMT, [email] (Hzlbwr) wrote:

Who's Cartman?

----- Lone Wolf AKA Powerslave My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Into the flood again... same old trip it was back then... so I made a big mistake... try to see it once my way..." - Alice in Chains, "Would"

"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky." - Sean Connery, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

I'm more of a Kenny fan myself, who I have evolved in my own screwed-up little head to symoblize courage, persistance, and sacrifice. I am deeply moved by many spiritual things on many occasions, and have, as far as I know, a good balance of both humor and morals and blah de blah de blah. Oh, and Cartman is cool. So shut up. (Damnit! I just fed another troll! I guess I just can't help myself)

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

Hzlbwr wrote in message ...

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Here's something for you to ponder - the following sums up what was overheard in a conversation between Hubbard and Isaac Asimov. As their conversation moved toward religion, Hubbard is reported as telling Asimov that he could make up beliefs and philosophies right off the top of his head and many people would blindly follow it. This eventually turned into a wager between the two. It looks like Hubbard won the bet . . .

CK

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Now THAT is disgusting! Check this out: http://www.factnet.org