I threaten to and now I've made good on my promise.
You can sign my petition to ban this tasteless show here - http://www.petitiononline.com/bspsc0/petition.html
Susan
Sign my South Park petition
Feb 12, 2005, 10:37 PM ET209 posts by 58 posters
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Hm. I think I'll start a petition to ban the Bible. I kind of find it pretty tasteless in parts myself. Any others want to start a petition to ban some other tasteless things out there? Hey, better yet, I think I'll start a petition to ban Susan Cohen.
think
And I'll start one to ban you, Kenny.
Susan
"Susan Cohen" wrote in message...
That's the problem with banning things you that offend you, others then want to ban things that offend them, things you may happen to like. I remember a funny "Freak Brothers" comic where Phineas Freak hears the news that the Supreme Court ruled that "community standards" could be used to judge which material is obscene or not, so he decides they should go out and set their own community standards. They see a lady walking her dog and exclaim that the dog might poo-poo on the sidewalk and that it was obscene, then they see some rich people driving a huge gas-guzzling Cadillac and declare that obscene as well, then they see a campaign billboard saying "4 More Years" and declare that that's the most offensive thing they've ever seen. Pretty soon a mob gathers round the Freaks and build a bonfire and begin tossing everything they find offensive in the fire. They're chanting "burn burn burn!" as Phineas wakes up - it was all a dream (or was it?).
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Wasn't it called *Furry Freak Brothers*?
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Yeah, I remember they were pretty dopey comics. It was probably on account of all the dope the artist toked. Zippy the Pinhead, on the other hand, now that was a classic!
Susan
"Susan Cohen" wrote in message news:[email]...
Susan,
Why would you want to ban South Park just because your son has watched it ?
Surely you should be a better parent and monitor what your son is watching ? Why spoil it for the millions who enjoy South Park just because you find it too much hassle to look after your kid ? What's wrong with you ?
Don't you realise that it isn't anti-semetic at all ? It's all about context, and Cartman is definitely somebody who should obviously be taken with a pinch of salt. He is frequently looked upon with disgust by his associates and it is very clear he is a small-minded, arrogant little shit. It's possible your son hasn't picked up on this because he is too young. Maybe his mother should explain it to him... or stop him from watching a (clearly labelled) adult show.
Also, why bother ? Do you seriously think you are going to get it banned ? ROTFLMAO !
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Its not just about my son. If you've been reading, you'll understand how I feel about this racist show.
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Thanks for proving my point, scumbag.
Susan
Susan Cohen wrote:
OMG! They've banned Kenny!
wrote in message news:[email]...
You bastards !!
Here's an idea - take a time machine to 1997 when South Park was actually POPULAR.
Susan Cohen wrote in message news:[email]...
You mean it was actually fucking popular back then? Bullshit, asshole!
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"Susan Cohen" wrote in message news:[email]...
Hey Susan I'll sign both of your petitions!
How about a petition to ban fat chicks wearing small shirts?
"Ppffhhtt" wrote in message news:[email]...
How about you stick your head up your ass? You don't need a petition for that! And suck my big kike cock while your there!
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And how many *fat chicks*, as you oh so sexistly put it, do you see wearing short T-shirts and hipsters? That is, apart from your mother and sisters back at the trailer park.
Susan
"Ppffhhtt" wrote in message news:[email]...
Check out the signatures, they have like 22 now and most of them are obviously bogus. Some are funny as hell!
I know, I've been keeping an eye on it. But, as I said elsewhere, the FCC won't see the comments - just the names and emails.
Susan
"Susan Cohen" wrote in message news:[email]...
I think you better just try with the email address.
As names like..... 3. Mike Hunt 11. Mr. Slave 13. Ife Artid 20. Poopy Butt
May not help your cause too much. <LOL>
Gypsy
"Gypsy" wrote in message news:OVeRd.11980$[email]...
howdja get the first letter of yer name to be bigger than the rest?
all my letters are the same size
gypsy
Have you tried your shift key?
Susan
"Susan Cohen" wrote in message news:[email]...
ain't you the brainy one
"Susan Cohen" wrote in message news:[email]...
Now that would be a great topic for an episode.
The southpark people try to get the whole US to sign a petition to get an evil tv show pulled.
Hope the writers read this newsgroup.
...Or, have they done this already ? (terrance & phillip)
Gypsy
Didn't they go to war with Canada over this?
"Gypsy" wrote in message news:stAPd.12019$[email]...
I think the second petition is one of those unfortunate ones that, though it is to ban something that causes offence, causes offence. Canada don't have an army, dude- they gave up on the idea that anyone would bother going to war with them years ago. As Robin Williams said- " Canada is like a loft apartment over a really cool party! "
sinistersteve pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in news:[email]:
Why go to war? We can settle our differences over a best-of-seven hockey series.
R.
Not now we can't. No hockey season.
Larry Behold Beware Believe
"Ross" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Larry Crites pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in news:[email]:
Correction: no NHL season.
The demise of that festering institution would be the best thing that happens to pro hockey in the last 20 years.
R.
On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 14:45:06 -0600, Ross wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message :
"ORABTYR" - "Our Russians Are Better Than Your Russians"
that
What do Russians have to do with South Park? Alien rectal probes I can understand. But Russians?
Susan
"Gypsy" wrote:
The Simpsons did it.
Ken (Brooklyn)
Susan Cohen pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in news:[email]:
"I'm Scared!" -- Bunn E. Rabbit
Lighten up, Susan. If you don't like the show, don't watch.
Yes, it is a shame when people fail to see the humour in Southpark- However if they have enough time on their hands to attempt to ban it, perhaps they ought to spend that time asking the socio-political questions raised by Parker and Stone, rather than becoming offended by its presentation.
" television is a medium because it's neithger rare nor well done " anon
You are full of shit, asshole. That show is just bigoted crap.
by
Here we go,
Another redneck who fails to understand the humour of Southpark since he has only recently learnt to walk erect. You are exactly the kind of person ( who immediately calls a stranger an asshole without due provocation ), that provides Southpark with an abundance of material. ( Let me guess- you are now looking up " provocation " in the dictionary.) If you bothered to check Susan's petition- the phrase " self hating Jew " has been used. Either Cohen is a Jewish surname, which makes her derogatory remark rather bizarre, or she is another ever so slightly right wing American who wouldn't know a sense of irony if it bit her on her behind.
Oh, and by the way- have you seen Team America? Awesome, huh?
The Time Has Come, shaft2000 said To Talk Of Many Things...
Yes, awesome in the same way that an elephant taking a crap is awesome; in quality and quantity. Awesome.
** Captain Infinity
awesome;
Yes, and equally full of it too.
Susan
P.S. Thanks to everyone who has signed my petition so far.
Yeah, totally awesome. And aweful too.
awesome;
somebody ban me im stupid
Why don't you suck my big kike cock, cunt? And Team America was a bunch of pussy crap. It sucked big time too!
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While being 86ed from Nevada's skankiest whorehouse Riain Y. Barton spewed from his ass:
"Why don't you suck my big kike cock..."
Big kike cock...Isn't that an oxymoron?
You've been looking at Wee Willy through a microscope again, haven't you?
GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU DIRTY LITTLE PUTZ. I'M SURE YOU KNOW HOW. JUST DO IT THE SAME WAY YOUR FATHER DID.
oh and Riain,
Are you that Serbian crim who lives in London- haven't you got kiddies yuou should be fiddling?
kiddies
No, Riain is Jewish - like me. Gordon Radovitch is the one you are referring to. He frequently forges both me and Riain.
Susan
I've got a new plan to take care of that cunt, Susan. I'll email you later and tell you.
Fuck you, cunt! Radobitch is the prick forging me. Now calling himself the "Real Riain"; like he's fooling anyone.
kiddies
Thus speaks someone who doesn't understand the satire.
Which is sad, because that's exactly the sort of person who's being satirized, and it just goes right over their heads...
Tirya
Why you suck my big kike cock, cunt, and we'll see who can speak.
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Oh, great, an angry Jew complaining about an angry Jew.
On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 11:42:42 GMT, trotsky wrote:
Suzy's not a real jew, though. She's a thick Irish cunt who 'converted'.
PISS OFF, RADOBITCH, YOU STUPID CUNT!
On 14 Feb 2005 04:50:20 -0800, "Riain Y. Barton" wrote:
You're not a real jew either. Your K-Mart 'conversion' wasn't recognised by 'Israel'.
Why don't you go shop at Walmart, scumbag?
Susan
On 14 Feb 2005 17:23:01 -0800, "Suzy the convert" wrote:
You 'converted' to jewdism at Walmart?????
FUCK YOU< YOU CUNT!
wrote:
On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 11:42:42 GMT, trotsky wrote:
Where do you think the term, "fishwife" came from?
In article , RichA wrote:
Some guy who married a fish?
:)
Bad hygiene.
I still have that icepic kwith your name on it, Leon. So remember - base of the neck!
Susan
Thanks--I'll continue to look toward South Park for wit, then.
Yeah, you do that, halfwit.
FUCK YOU, YOU RACIST COMMIE CUNT.
Hell yes, Susan, I'll sign your petition. That racist and bigoted crap should be thrown off the air.
Thank you for agreeing with me, Riain.
Susan
NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT A MESSAGE FROM R�AIN Y. BARTON!!!!
THIS IS A FORGERY DONE BY GORDON RADAVICH A SERBIAN CRIMINAL IN LONDON!
Yes, all of your forgeries GORDON, you Serbian filthy criminal paedophile!
ATTN: Anyone living in Battersea LONDON, mind your passports and your children, ye have a theft and a paedophile living in your area -- His name is Gordon Radavitch! He also goes by "The Rev'd" on Usenet.
THIS IS THE FORGED ID: "Riain Y. Barton"
THIS IS MY ID: "Riain" I will never have a gmail account!
http://www.anglican.org/nutjob.html ------------------------------------------------ Arrest made in Tiscali case
As reported by the Wandsworth Borough News:
"Police have arrested a Serbian national following a lengthy investigation into anti-semitic activities. Gordon Radavich, 51, a satellite system installer, was arrested at his home in Albert Bridge Road, Battersea, and charged with various offences under the Public Order Act (1986) and Computer Misuse Act (1990). Several computers and a number of foreign passports were removed from the premises for forensic examination. After a preliminary hearing before Wandsworth magistrates yesterday he was remanded in custody until 16th August."
He is known on Usenet as:
The "Reverend" Terrence Fformby Smythe
"Riain Y. Barton" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Seig Heil!
I'm not a big fan of the show, but stop trying to control what others can watch.
On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 14:12:02 GMT, RogerM wrote:
That's the job of the LEFT. -Rich
Get lost you nazi bastard.
Susan
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So you won't sign it then?
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FUCKING NAZI CUNT! FUCK YOU!
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On 12 Feb 2005 19:37:34 -0800, "Susan Cohen" wrote:
You should be happy; The only time they ever censored South Park was when Cartman called Kyle's mom a "dirty Jew." So again, the "Chosen People" got consideration no other RACE did. -Rich
You'd better believe it, scumbag. We're not chosen for nothing.
Susan
Well I guess that says it all. So much for trying to understand your position.
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What position? You haven't responed to this thread before.
Susan
"Susan Cohen" wrote in message news:[email]...
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rats ass, the well respected RichA heaved forth with:
"So again, the "Chosen People" got consideration no other RACE did."
Hell Rich the Nazi's even gave them "Special Treatment" and they are still bitching about it. WW 2 ended 60 fucking years ago...GET OVER IT ALREADY!
Regards
Howie
In article , Susan Cohen wrote:
I'm curious. How old are you?
Old enough to know the effect this stupid show is having on my children. Especially when I hear my young son talking like Cartman - my young Jewish son!
Susan
On 13 Feb 2005 20:40:40 -0800, "Suzy the convert" wrote:
Get it neutered, as I suggested before. That will keep it quiet for a while.
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Uh-huh, you *wish*, scumbag.
Susan
Susan Cohen wrote:
Get out of r.a.tv, Susan. :-p Back to your circumfetish.
Can't you get him to talk like Kyle?
HOW ABOUT I STICK YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS AND YOU CAN TALK LIKE KENNY!
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Dear Petition Maker:
Funny but in checking out your petition I was amused to see someone signed as, ahem, "Mike Hunt" who called the effort "asinine" and "tripe." Some of the other entries were pretty funny and much more offensive for all the wrong reasons. Have you looked at these? While not being as sophisticated, I find South Parks' Jewish references occasionally as funny as Mel Brooks' The Producers. While offending some of the supercilious, the stuff is still pretty funny. If you don't like it, don't watch. And yes I went to yeshiva, thank you.
Regards,
Harry Lime www.harrylime.biz
You went to yeshiva? Hey, I'm a shabbos goy. May I lick your ass?
Susan Cohen wrote:
You should respect his authoritie!
** Captain Infinity ...screw you guys, I'm going home
MIKE HUNT? TRY SAYING THAT FAST! HA HA HA!!!
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Is that somehow relevant? If you don't like my petition don't sign it. I don't care if some idiots think its funny to put silly remarks on the petition. The FCC only gets the names and email addresses.
Susan
Fuck you, you uptight bitch.
You are most welcome, scumbag.
Susan
It's not going over very well here Susan.
[email] wrote:
And where is that?
Susan
Please explain your objection to the show. Obviously it is not as self-evident as you believed it to be.
[email] wrote:
See my reply to Steven L.
Susan
Susan Cohen wrote:
Susan, I've looked at the posts you suggested. But I'm sorry to say that I don't find your arguments sufficiently compelling.
At least "South Park," despite its shock-jock shtick, seems to have some redeeming social value in the way it pokes fun at political correctness and so on.
There are other shows on TV that are even more tasteless but don't have the political satire of "South Park." Recently, "Fear Factor" ended its four-year ban on using excrement in their stunts. And so a few weeks ago, they had a stunt in which contestants had to swim thru actual raw sewage. You could see all the turds floating in the sewage and a few turds got stuck to the contestants.
And guess what? I still like that show!
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Wow! You are sick! I suppose you like the Amazing Race too.
Susan
Did any of those Turd's jump up and say "HI-DEE -HO " Then start singing " I'm mister Hanky the Christmas poo....."
<LOL>
Gypsy
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If they did, I'm sure Steven L. would waste no time in telling us.
Susan
Susan Cohen wrote:
Susan, I don't watch the show. But I'm willing to sign your petition if you can marshall some arguments for us non-viewers that it should be banned. Can you point me in the direction of any?
arguments
Scan thru some of my previous posts in alt.tv.southpark and the subsequent threads they generated. You should be able to find them easily with Google.
Susan
"Susan Cohen" wrote in message news:[email]...
SOUTH PARK ROCKS!!!!
(Your a whore)
Watch your mouth, Duckie, or I'll wash it out with soap and put it on your bill! LOL
Susan
What? No one made up a "Susan Cohen Is A Bitch" parody yet? You South Park fans disappoint me :-) Anyway, South Park's probably nearing the end of its run, so I wouldn't worry about it. It's been on since the 90's and hasn't really shocked anybody enough to merit cancellation.
Susan Cohen wrote in message news:[email]...
In article , Dr. Tom B. Whatever wrote:
It's more fun putting fake signatures on her petition. :)
C'mon over, folks! It's fun!
http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?bspsc0&1
I think characters from other shows need to start showing up!
Quiet Desperation wrote:
I'm signature #38!!! :-D
South Park
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Good for you.
Susan
South Park
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You do realise *that* is illegal, don't you?
You should brush up on the law sometime.
Susan
I saw a few characters from "Mr. Show" on the petition the last time I checked.
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My, weren't you lucky, fido.
Susan
CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!
"Heh, heh, I'm Eric Cartman. Uh...goddammit. Goddammit. Heh heh."
Susan Cohen wrote in message news:[email]...
In article , Susan Cohen wrote:
So call the cops. :-P
You mean the FBI.
Susan
In article , Susan Cohen wrote:
I'll be in Gitmo at any moment.
Susan Cohen wrote:
lmfao Only SUSAN COHEN would be arrogant enough to think this bashing of her (lack-of-) character (?) would warrant an FBI investigation. Nice thinking there, Suz. :-p
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Learn to read, scumbag. I said you need to call the FBI not the police for the illegal petition signing. Its not in the police's durisdiction.
Susan
As Cartman once said to Kyle... "Wow, you seem a little irritable. That's probably because you have sand in your vagina."
Susan Cohen wrote in message news:[email]...
sand in
And you have it up your ass, you dirty little shit.
Susan
Susan Cohen wrote:
*Jerry Springer bell dings* Take your freak show OUT of rec.arts.tv, please. And Susan IS the definition of Jerry Springer freak show guest. lol
Dr. Tom B. Whatever wrote:
Is this the Susan Cohen SLUT w/ a circumfetish constantly getting her rox off at the idea of circumcising defenseless infant boys foreskins (prepuces) in the Alt.Circumcision newsgroup? LOL What a WHORE! :-D
Hey, here's a little secret str8 from Suzie's own homebase-- she has an ACTUAL Circumstraint (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=circumstraint&btnG=Google+Search) as a CANDY DISH on her COFFEE TABLE!!! LOL
--- http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MarciaCross/
[email]
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No, you have me confused with a forging troll.
an
(http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=circumstraint&btnG=Google+Search)
Scumbag!
Susan
Susan Cohen wrote:
What do use a used condom (aka a "scum a candy dish? :-o
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Can you say that again? In coherant English preferably.
Susan
He can't. He doesn't know how!
You
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coffee
Yeah...she has it hanging from the rear view mirror along side the little pine tree deodorant. She also has one of those little green pine trees stuffed into her Depends.
Susan Cohen wrote:
You want to ban tasteless shows?
Why don't you start with this one:
COUPLES FEAR FACTOR (3) (1/17/04) . . . . Day two found the couples inside a warm, dry warehouse. That was the good news. The bad news was that the stunt involved gushing, raw sewage - a Fear Factor first!....
The stunt involved side-by-side dumpsters filled with trash. Long, narrow clear chutes lead into each dumpster. Each guy sat beneath the chute and was handcuffed to the outside, popping their heads up inside of it. As tons of raw sewage (imagine the smell!) was pumped down the chute at their faces, their partners would have to navigate the rapidly filling dumpster, crawl up the narrow chute and retrieve the key to the cuffs. Once back outside the chute, the girls would free their men. The first guy to release a Fear Factor flag from the edge of the dumpster would win the heat for his team. When time started, Tina made it into the chute first, but was knocked back out by the first pounding wave of brown slime. She crawled back up only to get knocked out a second time! Amy, on the other hand, was still in the chute and working the combination lock to free the handcuff keys. To everyone's surprise, Tina had managed to free the key before getting knocked out the second time. She soon released Randy who quickly grabbed the flag and stopped the clock at 46 seconds. Over a minute later, Amy got the key only to lose it as she "surfed" out of the chute. Meanwhile, Bobby kept getting a face full of sewage! Amy searched the dumpster for the key, but didn't have much luck. Two more minutes passed before Amy finally found it. It was a disaster of epic Fear Factor proportions. Their final time was 3:57. Things were not looking or smelling good for Bobby & Amy.
Craig & Maria and Roberto & Leah took to the dumpsters next. Leah dove right into the chute, but Maria was a bit hesitant - especially once the first round of icky brown water with mysterious chunks [turds] started flowing. Leah got the key, but well after the winning time. Still, she freed Roberto and he snagged the flag at 1:13. Maria had Craig freed soon after for a final time of 1:44. Neither couple would be eliminated, but neither couple had beat Tina & Randy. Power couples Dean & Ashley and Andre & Amirah were up last.
Both teams were evenly matched as both women struggled with the combination locks while being pummeled with sewage. Ashley got the key first and worked quickly to try and outrun Amirah. Once he was free, Dean stopped the clock at 49 seconds - meaning Randy & Tina had won the trip, the $10,000 and the chance to pick the order at the next stunt. Andre & Amirah finished close behind with 51 seconds, which meant Bobby & Amy were eliminated from Couples Fear Factor. I for one was sad to see them go!
http://www.nbc.com/Fear_Factor/rewind/519_rewind.shtml
No, I want to ban racist tripe like south Park.
the
sewage
So what? That other show on MTV did it first.
Susan
I think watching vicious politicians and especially their ruthless spokesmen like Dore Gold telling lies on television every day is far more tasteless than anything on South Park.
That hypocrite Susan Cohen blithered how she wants to stop other people watching a cartoon show.
FUCK YOU TOO, ASSHOLE!
[email] wrote:
people
Riain- you are a rude, offensive fool with the vocabulary of a four year old. You use the internet as a way to insult people whilst remaining anonymous, which I think is pathetic. If I bumped into you in the street, I would flash my lighter at you- neanderthals like you are terrified of shiny objects. Note how I just insulted you without using the word c**t once?
IF I WAS ANONYMOUS I'D USE A COCKSUCKER NAME LIKE SHAFT2000! AND GO STICK YOUR LIGHTER UP YOUR ASS. BUT TURN IT ON FIRST!
poor poor Riain, He knows not what he does... Doesn't change the fact that every single post you've made seems testimony to the type of numbskull Southpark so eloquently satirizes. Now go and climb a tree like a good little boy and don't come down till uncle shaft tells you.
WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY BIG KIKE COCK, ASSHOLE?
till
Oh, and for the record I'm Jewish as well, so the sucking of your " kike " cock seems much of a muchness really. You really need to expand your vocabulary, dude. Start with A and the rest will take care of itself. Wasn't this thread about Southpark?
SUIT YOURSELF, KIKE COCKSUCKER.
While sniffing her finger after scratching her mold infested snatch and thinking someone would actually give a raggity rats ass Susan Cohen spewed forth with:
I threaten to and now I've made good on my promise.
Ahhh poor Susan...Only 13 signatures...And they didn't even have the balls to leave their names viewable.
Regards
Howie
and
Why should they, scumbag? As the list administrator, I can see them.
Susan
In article , [email] says...
Troll O Meter
in article [email], Susan Cohen at [email] wrote on 2/12/05 10:37 PM:
You know,
This petition will only help restore buzz South Park, a series that jumped the shark a few seasons ago.
Now that Team America flopped, with no sequel in sight, this brings light to what will likely be South Park's final 2 seasons (They are signed until December 06) and the debut in broadcast syndication this fall.
Thank you.
And somehow I don't think they'll have "That's my Bush" to fall back on.
"trotsky" wrote in message news:bI6Qd.66187$IV5.63555@attbi_s54...
Good god don't remind me. I'd rather see old episodes of She's the Sheriff!
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Good riddance.
Susan
"Susan Cohen" wrote in message news:[email]...
oh shut up you ass wipe.
South Park is the second funniest animated show ever made (2nd to Family Guy of course) and consistantly out does it'self...
"Major ChrisB" wrote in message news:2N8Qd.1359$%[email]...
Agreed. Apart from the Family Guy thing, that is.
Like I keep saying, if bigots weren't so stupid they wouldn't be bigots.
Family Guy
Huh? Family Guy is total crap too. But South Park is even worse. Thanks for proving you have absolutely no taste.
Susan
While sniffing her finger after scratching her lice and mold infested crotch and thinking someone might actually care for her Gustapo Thought Police tactics Susan Cohen gurggled forth with:
"Huh? Family Guy is total crap too. But South Park is even worse. Thanks for proving you have absolutely no taste."
Well there's a no brainer...It is called ALT.TASTELESS....You actually think anyone from polite society would be posting in this group? You have just give us all an insight as to just how CLUELESS you actually are...TO THE CLUE CLOSET!
Sieg Heil
Howie
Thought
actually
Well, *you* are certainly tasteless - as tasteless as South Park!
Susan
FUCK YOU, COCKSUCKER.
Susan's 1,000 times better than you'll ever be.
Thought
actually
South Park ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Susan Cohen" wrote in message news:[email]...
You are a dork.
Susan
Such animosity Susan- it doesn't suit a Jewish princess like you.
That good show already made fun of idiots such as Susan in the South Park movie. A lot of the movie dealt with soccer moms who got their knickers in a twist over a "tasteless" Canadian show. The mothers burned books and albums by Canadian artists, they put Canadians in concentration camps, and Canadians had to hide in attics.
The South Park movie and Susan Cohen (a Jew) show that the Jews are the ones who behave most like the Nazim (which makes sense if you realize Hitler was a Jew and that the word "Nazi" is short for "Ashkenazi").
Another funny line from the South Park movie: the Gentile kid won't share any candy with the Jewish kid because he doesn't have any "Jewish candy".
Not much else you can do with Canadians.
the
Uh-huh, you *wish*, you Jew-hating bigot.
"Jewish
You mean kosher candy.
Susan
FUCK YOU, YOU RACIST CUNT.
the
"Jewish
yes yes yes what ever , if the kykes had their way it would be
ban guns, free speech , search seizure, right to a speedy trail , a lawyer, bail, the list goes on and on .
stop generalising you twat. I love South Park. Just because there are a few loud-mouth Jewish liberals, they don't speak for the majority of us.
wrote in message news:42178ece$0$38924$[email]...
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE.
speak
And anal cavity searches for little shits like you.
[email] wrote:
lawyer,
sorry jews but SP is in its 9th season , learn to like it
On 23-Feb-2005, "Riain Y. Barton" wrote:
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, COCKSUCKER!
[email] wrote:
a
Riain Y. Barton top-posted and shouted nonsense.
Hey "Rianin", one of your ancestors says hello. One of your ancestors is in this room with me. You see, there's a lampshade on the lamp in this room, if you know what I mean.
TOO BAD YOU'RE TOO DIM TO ACT AS THE BULB, HALFWIT!
ancestors
NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT A MESSAGE FROM RIAIN Y. BARTON!!!!
THIS IS A FORGERY DONE BY GORDON RADAVICH A SERBIAN CRIMINAL
IN LONDON!
Yes, all of your forgeries GORDON, you Serbian filthy criminal paedophile!
ATTN: Anyone living in Battersea LONDON, mind your passports and your children, ye have a theft and a paedophile living in your area -- His name is Gordon Radavich! He also goes by "The Rev'd" on Usenet.
THIS IS THE FORGED ID: "Riain Y. Barton"
THIS IS MY ID: "Riain" I will never have a gmail account!
http://www.anglican.org/nutjob.html ------------------------------------------------ Arrest made in Tiscali case
As reported by the Wandsworth Borough News:
"Police have arrested a Serbian national following a lengthy investigation into anti-semitic activities. Gordon Radavich, 51, a satellite system installer, was arrested at his home in Albert Bridge Road, Battersea, and charged with various offences under the Public Order Act (1986) and Computer Misuse Act (1990). Several computers and a number of foreign passports were removed from the premises for forensic examination. After a preliminary hearing before Wandsworth magistrates yesterday he was remanded in custody until 16th August."
He is known on Usenet as:
The "Reverend" Terrence Fformby Smythe
"Riain Y. Barton" wrote in message news:[email]...
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in
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ancestors
How about we turn you into a lampshade, you jew-hating bigot!
Susan
FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Susan Cohen wrote:
lol! See how fast they turn tail and run.
Susan
in
Susan Cohen top-posted:
It's obvious why the lampshade reference was used instead of soap. It's possible some people might use a lampshade made out of Cohenskin, but nobody in his right mind would use soap made out of Cohenfat. You see, soap is supposed to be a cleansing substance. Who would make soap out of something as filthy as a Cohen?
I don't top-post, scumbag.
Cohenskin,
You
soap
I'll wash your filthy mouth out with soap in a minute, jerk.
Susan
Dear Mrs Cohen,
On behalf of the FCC, we would like to thank you for your petition to ban South Park. The document has been forwarded to the appropriate department and they have issued the following statement in response. " The FCC, do hereby without recourse to, or contest within any such alliance, league or corporation as might presume to adjudge for any degree of postliminy, henceforth withdraw any forthcoming certificate of broadcasting for the Southpark Studios Company, on the proviso that Susan Cohen backs that ass up and sucks on our chocolate salty balls. On proof of backing up of said ass, if she will retire to the nearest kitchen and make me us some fucking pie, it is more than certain we should be able to come to some arrangement with the aforementioned fascist, insecure, pathetic and ignorant SSSSSLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT!
Your's Sincerely,
Dr Phil
ps- Boy that was fun!
YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT, CUNT. I HOPE SUSAN RIPS YOUR BALLS OFF!
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Oh Barton, barton, barton. tut tut tut!
How I would love to meet you and discuss our little fracass in person. How fun it would be to watch you picking up your teeth with a flashlight whilst you think over all the mistakes you've made in your silly little life. Unfortunately this will never come about, as I have neither the time nor the patience to find out who you really are. Rest assured however, you bore me rigid with your pathetic abuse- if you have nothing either constructive or witty to add to this discussion- go elsewhere. When people told you you could have a mass debate on the internet, did it occur to you that they might have meant the other " mass-debate "- get it?..."mass-debate "...get it? I'm calling you a wanker- a wanker, ya hear!
I await your next collection of mono-syllabic swearwords with eager anticipation,
Shaft the Invincible
If you ever met Riain I'll wager it would be you picking up your teeth. And a lot more besides.
Susan
however,
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get
Susan Cohen spewed the following garbage from her festy eek.
If you ever met Riain I'll wager it would be you picking up your teeth. And a lot more besides
Well allow me to retort. Noone asked you Susan. Everyone on this thread told you that you have to sit at the kiddies table. Now, if you can't behave you'll stay there till we're finished. As for the whole banning Southpark idea that got this sickening ball of crap rolling, looks like its going real well judging by the signatures on your petition.
Shaft Your Superior
thread
can't
In your dreams, scumbag. Everyone knows its where you & your ilk sits.
ball
Better than any petition you'd come up with, jerk.
Susan
Yeah, a lot more than that, Susan. The cocksucker will rue the day he ever met me.
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time
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ya
eager
Susan and Riain = same person, split personality? :-o
Riain Y. Barton wrote:
In your dreams, twit.
Susan
On Wed, 23 Feb 2005 13:35:32 -0500, Terra wrote:
They're both jew wannabes who happen to be Irish.
FUCK YOU RADOBITCH, YOU STUPID CHILD MOLESTING ASSHOLE. YOU AREN'T WORTHY TO SUCK MY BIG KIKE COCK!
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When
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wanker,
The +Revd+ wrote:
Well, top of the mornin' to you! :-D
SUCK MY BIG KIKE COCK, ASSHOLE, AND WE'LL SEE WHO'S WHO.
with
When
GO AHEAD AND TRY IT CUNT. THEY'LL BE FISHING YOUR BALLS OUT OF YOUR STUPID ASS BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN GET A CHANCE TO BEND OVER IN FRONT OF ME.
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No, it was lame. Try better next time or you'll stay after school for more detention with Ms. Chokesondik.
Susan
On 21 Feb 2005 22:37:46 -0800, "Susan Cohen" wrote:
Susan's a bitch she is a big fat bitch she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch. She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
On monday she's a bitch on tuesday she's a bitch on wednesday to saturday she's a bitch same on sunday nothin' different she's a stupid kingkong mayham mayhambyotch.
Have you ever met my Susan Cohen, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean old bitch she have stupid hear she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch Susan's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.
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Have you ever met Susan Cohen she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean old bitch she have stupid hear she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.
I realy mean it Susan Cohen... She's a big fat fuckin' bitch.. She's a fuckin' bitch ass tsjaaaaaaaa
RichA wrote:
I just downloaded "Kyle's Mom Is A Big, Fat Bitch" from Morpheus. Thanks for the suggestion!!!!!! :-D
BTW, Susan Cohen's a big, fat bitch.
AND YOU'RE A COCKSUCKING ASSHOLE - JUST LIKE YOUR POP!
petition
any
sucks
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pie,
Thanks
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Thanks
Drop dead, scumbag.
Susan
petition
any
sucks
she
pie,
That was really lame, scumbag. No wonder this show should be banned - it influences impressionable idiots like you.
Susan
On 12 Feb 2005 19:37:34 -0800, "Susan Cohen" wrote:
No. What kind of good American would be in favor of banning anything?
The Time Has Come, Terwilliger said To Talk Of Many Things...
I think we should ban people who want to ban things.
** Captain Infinity ..."Some of us prefer illusion to despair." --Nelson Muntz
I totally agree!
[email] wrote:
With what? The subject?
Susan
I agreed with the guy that said we should ban people who want to ban things.
[email] wrote:
I think we should ban people who think they should ban people who want to ban things.
Susan
"Susan Cohen" wrote in message news:[email]...
I think extremists of *any* kind should be shot.
Jim
On 26 Feb 2005 20:22:36 -0800, "Susan Cohen" wrote:
You're into banning everything, aren't ya.
On 26 Feb 2005 20:22:36 -0800, "Susan Cohen" wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message :
I think we should just ban everything and be done with it.
Stupid libertarian.
Susan
On 23 Feb 2005 17:54:04 -0800, "Susan Cohen" wrote:
Obviously libertarianism far outweighs whatever political philosophy you occupy, but I'm not a Libertarian.
Now, maybe you can explain why banning something is good for American democracy?
On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 16:51:19 GMT, Terwilliger wrote:
Leftists don't care about Democracy. -Rich
anything?
American
Neither do the conservatives.
Susan
anything?
My concerns are for the children and not American democracy.
Susan
"Susan Cohen" wrote in news:[email]:
If you are concerned about the children, use the V-Chip and block out the "offensive" shows. Shows are rated these days, and either your TV or cable box has technology to block programs that you feel are unsuitable. Read the manual, learn how to use the parental controls, and leave the rest of us alone.
I'm gay and I don't feel the least bit offended by any of the content on South Park. People like you are what scares me about the future of this world, not cartoon characters. In many ways South Park is pro gay, pro Judaism, pro whatever. The show simply portrays the extremities of any given social viewpoint. And it does it in a satirical fashion. Also it takes place in the fourth grade, which as I remember, does include the Cartman's of the world. You sound like Kyle's mom. Get a V chip.
[email] wrote:
gay,
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You are talking out of your butt again, kook.
Susan
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chip.
I've never spoken, or written, to you in my life other than the above post so I don't know what you're talking about. But for someone who's against bad language your responses to the posts that do not favour your opinion are surprisingly foul. How many people are you going to call 'scumbag' before you realize that there are many ambivalent opinions in the world that are just as valid as any other? Honestly, from the way you react I would guess that you have some form of aquired brain injury or psychological disorder. Either that or way too much time on your hands, in which case you could use it to NOT let your children watch programming that is blatantly aimed at adults. Just a thought.
On 23 Feb 2005 11:59:45 -0800, [email] wrote:
The "Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch" song has entered my mind reading this thread.
content
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And its probably the only thing to have entered you mind in the past year.
Susan
On 26 Feb 2005 20:26:00 -0800, "Susan Cohen" wrote:
Oh! I'm so wounded!