'KENNY IN THE WIND' - A SONG PARODY

Sep 19, 199720 posts by 17 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Jon Deutschalt.tv.southpark

Inspired by Elton John's recent appearances in Diana's funeral and South Park, here is a tribute to our favorite accident-waiting-to-happen -- Kenny.

Enjoy.
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"Kenny In The Wind" (to the music of "Candle In The Wind", by Elton John) --------------------------------- Goodbye little Kenny Though we hardly... know ya at all You have the grace to nix yourself And the rats around you crawl

They crawl out of the woodwork And they scamper... up to your brain They drag you and digest you And then they leave your remains

And it seems to me, you live your lives like a flannel-hooded kid Never knowing what has killed you When the rats dig in I'd say we'd like to save you But I'd be lying to ya kid Your demise is what we're waiting for You're our kick-the-bucket kid

The flagpole plunge was rough And don't forget the... Microwave You are South Park's sacrifice A homage to our sick, perverted brains

Every time you die We are struck by Cartman's... apathy Only Kyle or Stan will say "Oh My God, they killed Kenny!"

And it seems to me, you live your lives like a flannel-hooded kid Never knowing what has killed you When the rats dig in I'd say we'd like to save you But I'd be lying to ya kid Your expiration's worth waiting for You're our kick-the-bucket kid

Goodbye hooded friend Though you come back in every... episode We sense you are disturbed by this More than Trey Parker or Matt Stone

And it seems to me, you live your lives like a flannel-hooded kid Never knowing what has killed you When the rats dig in I'd say we'd like to save you But I'd be lying to ya kid Your annihilation's worth waiting for You're our kick-the-bucket kid

(with fervor) And it seems to me, you live your lives like a serene counterbid! Never knowing what will bag you You muffled-speaking foul-mouthed kid! I'd say we'd like to save you But I'd be lying to ya kid Your annihilation's worth waiting for You're our kick-the-bucket kid

By Jon Deutsch [email] http://www.midi.com
MisinYou↩ Jon Deutschalt.tv.southpark

Brava, brava. Well done. Wonder if Elton might want to make a recoring of this version, too? ***************** 'First caller, you're on 'Jesus and Pals'." ..."Uh, this is Martin..." "Martin from Aspen Park, yes, I know." "How the hell did you know that?" "Well, maybe because I'm the son of God, braniac." -Jesus, 'South Park'

mgrudinoff↩ MisinYoualt.tv.southpark

In article ,

Could someone e-mail me the parody lyrics or repost them? I seem to have missed them and they are not on Deja News.

Thanks

Mark Grudinoff [email]

"Come on Stan, kill me." -- Grandpa

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Bette↩ Jon Deutschalt.tv.southpark

(stands and tosses roses on the stage...)

BRAVO! Bravo! Jon, you're a genius with way too much time on your hands!

Bette

"The only real difference between humans and animals is that we're not afraid of the vacuum cleaner."
Kenny↩ Jon Deutschalt.tv.southpark

Jon Deutsch wrote in article ...

<...deletia...>

Cartman: "Kick ass, dude" Kyle: "Totally!" Stan: "Beautiful!" Kenny: "mfrf mrff mmmf!"

> By Jon Deutsch > [email] > http://www.midi.com >
Cyd 007↩ Anniealt.tv.southpark

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? Anyway, he's the kid with the tight hood. He dies a lot too.

Later, Cyd

Kain↩ Anniealt.tv.southpark

Sigh... if you don't know you shouldn't be posting to this NG...

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Bill↩ Anniealt.tv.southpark

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Arthur Levesque↩ Anniealt.tv.southpark

Could you please repost it?

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Derek Cashman↩ Arthur Levesquealt.tv.southpark

On 30 Sep 1997, Arthur Levesque wrote:

I have the Kenny in the Wind parody, and many other funny stuff, archived at the Wrecked Humor Collection, located on the WWW at:

http://www.concentric.net/~dcashman/humor

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Dave↩ Derek Cashmanalt.tv.southpark

For those who have requested it: (I didn't write it, but I love it!)

"Kenny In The Wind" (to the music of "Candle In The Wind", by Elton John) --------------------------------- Goodbye little Kenny Though we hardly... know ya at all You have the grace to nix yourself And the rats around you crawl

They crawl out of the woodwork And they scamper... up to your brain They drag you and digest you And then they leave your remains

And it seems to me, you live your lives like a flannel-hooded kid Never knowing what has killed you When the rats dig in I'd say we'd like to save you But I'd be lying to ya kid Your demise is what we're waiting for You're our kick-the-bucket kid

The flagpole plunge was rough And don't forget the... Microwave You are South Park's sacrifice A homage to our sick, perverted brains

Every time you die We are struck by Cartman's... apathy Only Kyle or Stan will say "Oh My God, they killed Kenny!"

And it seems to me, you live your lives like a flannel-hooded kid Never knowing what has killed you When the rats dig in I'd say we'd like to save you But I'd be lying to ya kid Your expiration's worth waiting for You're our kick-the-bucket kid

Goodbye hooded friend Though you come back in every... episode We sense you are disturbed by this More than Trey Parker or Matt Stone

And it seems to me, you live your lives like a flannel-hooded kid Never knowing what has killed you When the rats dig in I'd say we'd like to save you But I'd be lying to ya kid Your annihilation's worth waiting for You're our kick-the-bucket kid

(with fervor) And it seems to me, you live your lives like a serene counterbid! Never knowing what will bag you You muffled-speaking foul-mouthed kid! I'd say we'd like to save you But I'd be lying to ya kid Your annihilation's worth waiting for You're our kick-the-bucket kid

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April↩ Davealt.tv.southpark

ohmyGOD!

I laughed so hard when I read that. Thanks for posting it (I can't get alt.tv.southpark on my newserver)!

Over on alt.music.pink-floyd we've been having conversations about South Park, so I posted it there, too.

I decided that my favorite character is the Vietnam vet with the voice box ("Kumbaya, m'Lord/Kumbaya"). It reminds me of the skit that Denis Leary does on his "No Cure for Cancer" CD about the guy with the voice box at the drive-through window.

:)
John↩ Aprilalt.tv.southpark

could someone repost this? I just found this group yesterday, so missed it. Thanks!

John

On Sun, 5 Oct 1997 08:49:59 -0400, April wrote:

Jon Deutsch↩ Johnalt.tv.southpark

Inspired by Elton John's recent appearances in Diana's funeral and South Park, here is a tribute to our favorite accident-waiting-to-happen -- Kenny.

Enjoy.
====

"Kenny In The Wind" (to the music of "Candle In The Wind", by Elton John) --------------------------------- Goodbye little Kenny Though we hardly... know ya at all You have the grace to nix yourself And the rats around you crawl

They crawl out of the woodwork And they scamper... up to your brain They drag you and digest you And then they leave your remains

And it seems to me, you live your lives like a flannel-hooded kid Never knowing what has killed you When the rats dig in I'd say we'd like to save you But I'd be lying to ya kid Your demise is what we're waiting for You're our kick-the-bucket kid

The flagpole plunge was rough And don't forget the... Microwave You are South Park's sacrifice A homage to our sick, perverted brains

Every time you die We are struck by Cartman's... apathy Only Kyle or Stan will say "Oh My God, they killed Kenny!"

And it seems to me, you live your lives like a flannel-hooded kid Never knowing what has killed you When the rats dig in I'd say we'd like to save you But I'd be lying to ya kid Your expiration's worth waiting for You're our kick-the-bucket kid

Goodbye hooded friend Though you come back in every... episode We sense you are disturbed by this More than Trey Parker or Matt Stone

And it seems to me, you live your lives like a flannel-hooded kid Never knowing what has killed you When the rats dig in I'd say we'd like to save you But I'd be lying to ya kid Your annihilation's worth waiting for You're our kick-the-bucket kid

(with fervor) And it seems to me, you live your lives like a serene counterbid! Never knowing what will bag you You muffled-speaking foul-mouthed kid! I'd say we'd like to save you But I'd be lying to ya kid Your annihilation's worth waiting for You're our kick-the-bucket kid ----------------------- By Jon Deutsch [email] http://www.midi.com

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John↩ Jon Deutschalt.tv.southpark

Damn, that was a fast response. Thanks! Whoever did this, it "Kicks Ass!!!"

John

On 8 Oct 1997 23:42:06 GMT, "Jon Rathenport" wrote:

posterkid↩ Aprilalt.tv.southpark

So I'm *not* the only person who thought of Denis Leary then...

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April↩ posterkidalt.tv.southpark

On 8 Oct 1997, posterkid wrote:

" s t o p m a k i n g f u n o f m e . . . " " i ' m n o t m a k i n g f u n o f y o u . . . "

What's a PGP fingerprint? I know the NCIC fingerprint, but it can't be it...

:)
Dave↩ Davealt.tv.southpark

Public apology time. I reposted this without giving proper credit.

Special thanks to Jon Deutch ([email]) who's twisted sense of humor gave us all a laugh or two (or nine). Hopefully this was just the first of many. Howbout a whole parody tribute CD, hey Jon??

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But i DID say I didn't write it...