Okay, I have analyzed "The Most Offensive Song Ever" again. My latest version is below. I think I have the best translation of yet with the two revised lines. Please comment?
---------- The Most Offensive Song Ever
MR. HANKEY: Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping
When Angel Gabriel appeared,
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother,"
And Mary thought that was weird.KENNY : Mary said, "I'm not a virgin;
I blew a guy last year."
MR. HANKEY: But then Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear."KENNY : 'Cause you can suck all the dick you want
BOTH : And still be a virgin, Mary!
KENNY : You can suck all the dick you want
MR. HANKEY: And still not be considered flawed.
KENNY : I know you'd like to play...
Have sex right through the mouth.
BOTH : You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.MR. HANKEY: There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
They were so very tired you see,
KENNY : And they couldn't travel through the night.
MR. HANKEY: ...Said she had no money,
KENNY : And that she needed a place to sleep.
MR. HANKEY: Gabriel appeared to Mary
And told her not to weep.KENNY : 'Cause you can suck all the dick you want
BOTH And still be a virgin, Mary!
KENNY : You can suck all the dick you want
MR. HANKEY: And still be the mother of Christ.
BOTH : If there's no room at the inn,
It's not considered a sin
KENNY : To suck a dick to get a place to sleep!
<LAUGHS>MR.HANKEY : That's right!
And three wise men did appear,
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such.
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch.
KENNY : Mary said, "It's such a tragedy,
I can't take them all to bed."
MR. HANKEY: But again Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said...KENNY : You can suck all the dick you want
BOTH : And still be a virgin, Mary!
KENNY : You can suck all the dick you want...<LAUGHS>
MR. HANKEY: Everyone in the nation,
KENNY : Fellatio ain't no sin,
So have a dildo three miles in
MR. HANKEY: And you'll still be a virgin
KENNY : If you give 'em the right kind of pussy!KENNY : You can suck all the dick you want
BOTH : And still be a virgin, Mary!
KENNY : Take it from the ox and the lamb,
MR. HANKEY: And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick
KENNY : For sucking the biggest dick!
'Cause sucking dick
BOTH : Brings peace on Earth and joy!
KENNY : <LAUGHS> 'Cause sucking dick
BOTH : Brings peace on Earth and joy!KENNY : Mary, suck my dick! <LAUGHS>