The Top Ten South Park Episodes Ever

Well it's the day of giving and I was gonna give this group a Thanksgiving fic... but I'm a lazy bitch so instead enjoy this now and the fic will come soon! Argue with me all you want.

10: Rainforest Shmainforest

9: Toms Rhinoplasty

8: Scuzzlebutt

7: Starvin Marvin In Space

6: Chefs Mom

5: Cartman Gets An Anal Probe

4: Cartman Vs. Shelley

3: Chinpokomon

2: Clubhouses

and...

1: Mr. Hankey (Original)

Plus for your reading enjoyment a special preview of my Thanksgiving fic...

Scene: Cartman's Kitchen

(Cartman's mom stands by the sink stuffing a Turkey.) Diana: (Singing) Oh I'm going to carve this turkey for a happy holiday. Cartman: Stop singing and stuff faster, WOMAN! Diana: I'm sorry honey, I'll stop (The doorbell rings.) Diana: Can you get get that honey? Cartman: But mooommmm! Diana: Forget it, I'll get the door!

-Dan "Archie and Jughead were lovers." "Shut the f*ck up." "It's true. Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch- that's why Jughead wears that crown-looking hat all the time: he's the king of queen Archie's world."

THANK YOU! At last someone who *doesn't* think that Cat Orgy sux!

Hey Drew,

BANG! WAKE UP CALL! <g> (think back to your e-mail to me!)

Best Wishes,

Millasur ~ Total South Park Webmaster http://www.totalsouthpark.com - Your #1 for South Park on the Net! http://server3.ezboard.com/btotalsouthparkmessageboard91994 - Totalsouthpark.com Message Board

My wake up call is even *ruder* :) it goes along the lines of (From a Bart Simpson alarm clock, i.e. NOT SOUTH PARK) "Yo dude! Wake up and get outta bed! Yo dude! Wake up and get outta bed!"

How could you not include the lesbian substitute teacher on your list?

TerrancePhilip wrote in message.....

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HE DID! Because, umm, the episode with the lesbian teacher in it is called "TOM'S RHINOPLASTY" which is actually #9 in his top 10 list :-)

Top ten? Umm. okay, here's my top ten episodes....

• Cat orgy
• Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
• Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
• Mr Hankey
• Rainforest Schmainforest
• Tom's Rhinoplasty
• Underpants Gnomes
• Cartman Gets and Anal Probe
• Prehistoric Iceman
• Starvin Marvin (original)

Crappiest 3 episodes (no offence):

• Jakovasaurs
• Tweek vs. Craig
• Not without my Anus

That's my top ten and three anyway, feel free to bitch and argue as much as you want.

"There are no Stupid Questions, Just Stupid People" Stevo webmaster @ Kenny's hall of Death http://members.xoom.com/Kennys_hall

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ORIGINAL MESSAGE :

Jughead

Am I the only one who actually liked Tweek vs. Craig? Other than that, I agree with you on the crappiest eps, but that Korn's Ghost Mystery thing and Cat Orgy should also be included.

Steve, can I talk to you real quick? Just for a second, Steve. Steve, I'm not normally one to get involved in this kind of thing, but everyone's been saying that you're a poopeater. Yeah, they say that you like to eat poop, that it makes your breath smell like poop, and that, well... you like it.

I don't know why, Steve. I don't know why.

;)

Steve Sutton wrote in message news:81nsg6$hn3$[email]...

<<Am I the only one who actually liked Tweek vs. Craig?>>

I loved it. And so do a number of people I know. I thought that it was extremely beautiful on many levels, and also very funny on many other levels.

My top ten:

• Cartman Gets an Anal Probe.
• Cartman Gets an Anal Probe.
• Cartman Gets an Anal Probe.
• Cartman Gets an Anal Probe.
• Volcano.
• Cartman Gets an Anal Probe.
• Cartman Gets an Anal Probe.
• Cartman Gets an Anal Probe.
• Weightgain 4000.

• Cartman Gets an Anal Probe.

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