Sad Truth

Apr 5, 199813 posts by 11 posters
13 posts
Jon Osborn

'The Lorax'? I suppose you think people are going to read your vague reference to something they've never heard of and think, 'Wow, I've never heard of 'lorax' It must be something sinister, mysterious and cool.'

Will you just get over yourself, please?

BTW, this reminds me of the Xarol. I'd explain what Xarol is, but I'm just way too sinister, mysterious and cool to do so.

Three cheers for the dogs!

I think its official, this group has gone to the dogs, no wonder so many people left. Will our beloved newsgroup ever be the same? Yes! If some people decide to leave...and I pray that they do. This reminds me of "The Lorax". If any of you can get what I mean by that...

SpringRobin "If you must ask...its leather!"

And to add to that, a song lyric..

"Nobody told me there'd be days like these...strange days indeed!"

SpringRobin "If you must ask...its leather!" SpringRobin wrote in article ...

I remember that book! One person cut down a trufula tree and then all these other people joined in. The Lorax kept on warning them to not cut down the trees but they did it any way. Then they ran out of trufula trees and everyone left. But the guy who had started cutting down the trufula seed which he gave to a little boy to plant and start a new trufula forest.

In article , "SpringRobin" wrote:

alt.fan.lorax?

I can't find it.

later, Levi

-> From: [email] (Jon Osborn) -> Subject: Re: Sad Truth -> -> On 5 Apr 98, SpringRobin wrote: -> >I think its official, this group has gone to the dogs, no wonder so -> many -> >people left. Will our beloved newsgroup ever be the same? Yes! If so -> >people decide to leave...and I pray that they do. This reminds me of -> >Lorax". If any of you can get what I mean by that... -> -> 'The Lorax'? I suppose you think people are going to read your vague -> reference to something they've never heard of and think, 'Wow, I've -> never heard of 'lorax' It must be something sinister, mysterious and -> cool.' -> -> Will you just get over yourself, please? -> -> BTW, this reminds me of the Xarol. I'd explain what Xarol is, but I'm -> just way too sinister, mysterious and cool to do so. ->

Yeah? Well, it reminds ME of the Naardxas! Figure THAT one out yourself, cause I'M NOT TELLIN YOU WHAT IT MEANS!

Huhhuh huhh uhh uh hu h. I'm so cool.

Justin Robertson wrote in article ...

WHAT! You don't know about the Lorax??

I hearby sentence you to go back to grade school and bone up on your Dr. Seuss!

In article , [email] (Justin Robertson) writes:

Man oh man.

It's The Gramulphabetz all over again.

Jeez, didn't anybody read Dr. Seuss when they were kids?

Jeremy B

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"- Ralph Wiggum

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Probably not! You figure, it's probably mostly preteens writing a lot of these "one-upping" posts. These kids were, more than previous generations, weaned on the TV. Most of these people probably think the only thing Dr. Seuss ever did was the Christmas special "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas," and couldn't tell you where the local library is unless they have to pass it on the way to school, when they actually go. Yes, I know that's a broad and sweeping stereotype of the post-"Gen X" generation, and not everyone is like that, but hang out at any mall on any given afternoon, and you'll see exactly why I've formed the opinions I have about this generation.

This newsgroup is quickly becoming prime resource material for those who think shows like South Park should be taken off the air, lest they lower childrens' IQ's any further... Let's just hope no researchers out there are lurking!

Andy

(By the way, lest anyone should think I'm on old man spouting off on "those darn kids," I'm 22, and just missed being included in that post-"Gen X" generation. I can't say I'm disappointed...)

I know what the Lorax is! I'm under 22! Oh please oh please! I posted exactly
what SpringRobin probably meant by comparing this to "The Lorax". Of course, my
fave Dr. Suess is still, and will always be, Yurtle the Turtle. Yes, this
particular story (not one of the better known) is about a greedy turtle who
wants to rule over all that he sees, so he makes other turtles stand atop one
another so he can be above everything. Heres a little extra trivia for you
guys, the turtle was based on "Adolph Hitler"
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I suppose you were solving the world's problems at the age of 13.  LEST
you forget where you were during those awkward times.  There're just
tryng to find their own identities.
     I didn't know that they were branded the "post Gen X generation".
Frankly, I don't even think a generation has passed.  But, if that's the
case, it would really suck to be referenced to another generation and
not even have a stupid little media-created title of their own.  So
lighten up and try not to brand entire groups of people.
     And LEST you think I'm a young whipper-snapper (heh, heh, snapper),
I'm older than you are.

I couldn't get enough, so I had to self destrucTAH

Don't you mean thorax?

SpringRobin wrote in article ... > I think its official, this group has gone to the dogs, no wonder so many > people left. Will our beloved newsgroup ever be the same? Yes! If some
Ahem. The Lorax was a book by Dr. Suess , in which a creature (called The
Onceler, I believe) comes and cuts down all the trees in a lovely place, and
slowly all the animals leave. I forget what th trees are called, but they had
some HUGE part in that book. I suppose basically what "SpringRobin" meant by
this refernece was that all these new people are scaring the others away. End
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