Here's the second part of the fanfic! For those of you who want to wait and read the whole thing at once, I should be through with it sometime next week. I'm going to E-mail it to BM so she can post it to alt.tv.southpark.creative (since I don't get it) and put it on Billzhouse.com. Now, where were we...?
GARRISON'S SECRET - Part 2 by Steve Sutton
Garrison (pausing): Does the whole school know about that?! Kenny: {Nope, just us.} Garrison (steamed): Fine, then! All you little bastards get "A"s! Now, I think that y'all should just forget that you even heard the word "Barbie"! What do you think, Mister Hat? Mr. Hat: DESTROY THEM! DESTROY THEM NOW! Garrison: Now, Mister Hat, let's not go getting ourselves in a tissy. I'm sure that won't be necessary. (Later, the guys are waiting in line to get lunch in the cafeteria.) Stan (singing to himself): You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy... Wendy: Hi, Stan. Stan: Oh, hi Wendy. Wendy: Stan, I was wondering if you wanted to come over to my house tonight for Baebay's birthday party? There's going to be lots of cake and ice cream and fun things to do. Stan: She's having it at your house? Wendy: Yeeaaahhhh. Kyle: Sorry, Wendy. Stan can't. We're going over to Mister Garrison's house to find out what his secret is. Stan: Whoa, dude! We are? Cartman: Kickass! Kyle: Yeah, dude. Remember, we talked about it? Stan: No? Wendy: Why, that's perfect! We'll all go together! It'll be fun! Kyle: No girls allowed, Wendy. Wendy: Stan, you want me to come, don't you? Stan (to Cartman and Kenny): A little help here, guys? Wendy (screaming): I SAID DON'T YOU, STAN?!?! DON'T YOU WANT ME TO COME?!?! Stan: Yes, dammit, I want you to come. Wendy: I knew you did, Stan. See you tonight! Kyle (angrily): Aren't you forgetting about Baebay's party, Wendy? Wendy: Oh, that. I just made that up. (Wendy walks away.) Kyle: Dude, you're spending way too much time with that chick. Chef: Hello, children. Guys: Hey, Chef. Chef: What's happening? Kyle: Bad. Chef: Bad? Kyle: Oh, sorry. I mean nothing. Chef: Are we feeling blue, children? Cartman: He's just jealous because Stan likes Wendy Testaburger. Kyle: I'll kick your ass, Cartman! Chef: Oooh, that ol' green-eyed monster gotcha by the balls, huh Kyle? Kyle: What?! Chef: Oh. Well, I guess I could've put that another way. You see, children, jealousy is a perfectly natural thing to feel... Kyle: I'm not [bleep]ing jealous, dammit!
TO BE CONTINUED...