Not "super King Kamehameha" in Kyle's mom's a bitch in D minor

I leave the closed captioning on my tv. When I taped the South Park marathon, the caption was "she's a super two-ton megabitch." After I listened to a few times, I decided that it sounds more like that than "super King Kamehameha", but the captions read "If you ask anything of her she's a..." when it's plain that he says that "and she has stupid hair". So I'm betting the capioning was done from a working script, before the show's final edit. All this is my opinion, but I hope this helps.

Brian, who really watches his marathon tape too much.

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Nice try, dude. The Christmas episode was NOT close-captioned, so the rest of your post is a fairy tale.

Well, that's where you're wrong, ass rammer (snigger). Most UK channels do their own close-captioning, esp. the BBC but also Sky One where SP is shown. So he could live in the UK, or whatever channel he watches could have a similar practise. Besides, listening to it again, it does sound more like mega two-ton bitch. Who's post is a fairy tale now?

-Bob

BassPlyr23 wrote:

Well, to tell you the truth, it was always my belief he said "super kinka maya maya bee-yatch" but I've converted to the beliefs that its "super king Kamehameha (ka-may-a-may-a) bee-yatch" I have listened to my KMIABIDM.mp3 and its DEFINATELY not "mega two ton bitch". It just isn't. I'm sorry. But it's not. Yashar, who knows?

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It should obvious to anyone with an IQ higher than Al Leiter's ERA and a pair of ears that the lyric is "super King Kamehameha bee-yotch." Anyone who claims that it's anything else must have been absent from school the day their history teacher was doing Hawaiian history, thus having no clue who King Kamehameha was, therefore missing the significance of invoking his name as a superlative.

For now and for all time, the lyric is: SHE'S A SUPER KING KAMEHAMEHA BEE-YOTCH!!!!

Besides all that, the song is in C minor, not D minor, but that's besides the point.

I was listening to it in slo-mo and i definately hear a "n" sound in what you say is "kamehameha", it;s definately not an "m"

I was there, and I remember studying him, about 9 years ago, but I have no idea why his name makes a giid superlative.>Besides all that, the song is in C minor, not D minor, but that's besides

actually, it's in neither key. I don't have the song with me, so i can't figure
the exact key right now, but it's a major, not a minor, key. The D minor just
sounds funny, because that's the sort of thing composeres like Bach tacked on
the ends of their song titles.
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First of all: being a UK resident, I have no idea who Al Leiter is or what ERA is either, so I'm assuming that whatever it is, it's above 180. That would make your statement correct butt pirate (hee ho).

Second of all - what in the name of blithering blathering flithering is a super King Kamehameha bee-yotch? I mean, at least mega two-ton bitch makes sense.

Ah shit, downloading the bleeding thing again and you're right, phonetically it sounds like super King etc, but in intellectual terms, it don't make no sense. Damn.

Shit.

Wrong.

Damn it.

I hate it when I do this.

Always opening my mouth without checking the facts first, always saying things I regret later, when will I learn?

I suppose I'd just better slink away and master some asses . . .

-Bob

BassPlyr23 wrote:

BassPlyr23 wrote in article

Actually, it's not in a minor key at all. It's in C major, and modulates to D major.

In article , "Boy Wonder" writes:

Actually it is D minor. I have the wave and it is called Dminor.

RAZbyTAZ wrote in article

It may be *called* " . . . in D minor" but the actual key it is in is as I said. I assume it's a joke that they say it's in D minor but it's in C major going to D major . . .

I believe the discussion was about in which key the song is actually sung, and that's C major with a key change to D major.

In article , Andrew writes:

No I thought we were talking about the title of the song. In the title it is D-minor.

The song is called (quote Eric Cartman): "Kyle's Mon Is A Stupid Bitch In D Minor" But the actual musical key of the song is C major, modulating to D major.

M-kay?

And If anyone wants to disagree "I'll kick you in the nuts"

M-kay?

Boy Wonder wrote in article

Sorry - should have been:

"Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch In D Minor"

I shall kick myself in the nuts.

ROCHAMBEAU!!! :)

...but the lyrics are still "King Kamehameha bee-yatch!"

On 02 Jun 1998 11:11:19 GMT, [email] (BassPlyr23) wrote:

Hey asshole! Just becuase you took Hawiian history doesn't make you a South Park expert. The Lyric is: "she's a super King King Mega Mega Bitch"

On Thu, 04 Jun 1998 23:28:44 GMT, [email] (Mike Cohen) wrote:

Eric Cartman is supposed to be a little kid...did you notice he pronouces many words wrong? He's saying Mega and it sounds like maya.

Andy wrote in message ...

He had no trouble pronouncing "mega" correctly in "Damien".

On Mon, 01 Jun 1998 01:50:57 GMT, [email] (Brian C. Saunders) wrote:

Sometimes I think the closed captioning is done not only for the hearing impaired, but BY the hearing impaired.

Send it to me then! I've got VCR, just no Comedy Central.

Rance

In article ,

No! It is Super Kingkamehameha Bitch!!! I know...I was there!

On Thu, 04 Jun 1998 03:35:03 GMT, [email] wrote:

I reported what my closed captioning captioned. If you had taped the South Patk marathon a few weeks ago, you would have seen the same thing I did.

Brian, who trusts the evidence of his senses despite the uninformed opinions of others who didn't tape the marathon and read the closed captioning.