Oh My God! E! ripped us off!!

Those BASTARDS!!

Today's (sat. 3/21/98) E! News Daily made it seem from the promo that they would show the whole Frosty vs Santa student film. They made me sit through an agonizingly boring hour of vapid and meaningless celebrity news (about which nobody gives a crap) just to see about 3 seconds of the episode, and then had the gall to interrupt those 3 seconds with inane commentary. ("Southpark is about four foul mouthed little kids!") (Well freakin' DUH!! Who in the hell didn't know that?)

I'd boycott them if I didn't need my nightly fix of Howard Stern and my weekly fix of Fashion File! (I don't really care about fashion, but I must say I do enjoy those see-through tops!) ; )

(an almost thoroughly disgusted) LM

On Sat, 21 Mar 1998 18:54:28 GMT, "Lee McCauslin" wrote:

DILDOS!!!!!!!

Personally,I dont understand why they bother giving skinney-ass,anorexic chicks w/no breasts see though tops.Theres' nothing there to show any way.

Those are chicks? I thought they were 12 year old boys with long hair.

Laura

On Sun, 22 Mar 1998 11:44:15 -0500, Laura Cox offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Now now, there are a precious few models who fill out those tops very nicely.

Now you really didn't expect E! to show the whole complete short of the Frosty version of The Spirit of Christmas did you? Even if they did, they would bleep out every dirty word in the short so it wouldn't be worth watching.

On Tue, 24 Mar 1998 01:30:39 -0500, [email] (Jerry Roche) wrote:

There are, at most, 3 bad words in Frosty. It wouldn't detract from it at all if you heard 'I told you not to put the ****ing hat on Frosty's ****ing head.' instead of with the fucks in.

Reverend Bob wrote in message ...

I agree with you about bleeps not detracting from "Jesus vs. Frosty." In fact, I think that "Anal Probe" is funnier *because* of the bleeps.

But, there are WAY more than 3 bad words in Frosty. I can think of 6 instances of the word f*** off the top of my head. I'm sure that there are more...

On Thu, 26 Mar 1998 01:44:20 -0800, "Adora" wrote:

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Being the anal guy that I am, I actually went and counted. There were 7 clearly audbile fucks, with maybe a few more in group comotion, and one shit. I underestimated a bit, but the only parts I remembered having bad words was were Stan was saying 'Well excuse me Mr. Rocket-fucking-Scientist'.

Reverend Bob wrote in message ...

I agree with you about bleeps not detracting from "Jesus vs. Frosty." In fact, I think that "Anal Probe" is funnier *because* of the bleeps.

But, there are WAY more than 3 bad words in Frosty. I can think of 6 instances of the word f*** off the top of my head. I'm sure that there are more...

[email] wrote:

there to show any way.

GOD DAMNIT! I thought that was Hanson!

Signed,

Cartman's Dad