THAT JOKE

Wasn't that sick, just twisted, makes you say ew, but not as sick as it was supposed to be!

HAS ANYONE ELSE TRUIED TO TYUPE WIUITH THIER DUICK?

IT'S PRETTY COOL, EXCEPT I GET CUM ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD.  ONCE I WAS IN A
PARKING LOT AT 4 IN THE MORNING AND I SHOT THIS PIGEON WITH A 30-30 AND FUCKIN
DIED.  I WENT UP TO AND STEP ON IT AND IT SOUNDED LIKE THAT SOUND YOU GET WHEN
SQUEEZING A RUBBER DUCK.  IT WAS ITS GULLET OR SOMETHING.  THEN I RIPPED THE
WING OFF AND THERE WAS GUTS AND SHIT.   IT WAS NASTY, SO I TOOK THE BIRD HOME
AND GOT HIGH AND COOKED IT.  IT WAS GOOD.  PIGEONS TASTE ALMOST AS GOOD AS A
DOG, BUT THE MEAT IS MORE TENDER THAN A CATS.  KITTENS ARE PREFERABLE WHEN IT
COMES TO MEALS, BECAUSE THEY ARE FULL OF FAT.  I LOVE IT WHEN THE MEAT IS
MOSTLY FAT!   HAS ANYONE EVER KICKED A KITTEN HARD AS THEY POSSIBLY COULD.  IT
JUST FLIES AND LAYS STILL.  THEN STOMP ON IT UNTIL MUSHY STUFF AND BLOOD COMES
OUT OF IT'S NOSTRILS AND MOUTH.  IT GETS ALL BLOATED.  HELL YEAH.  I LOVE
EATING THEN!!

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