Cartman

Feb 15, 2006, 4:52 PM ET4 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.southpark
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batface wrote...

He wanted more sperm to add to the Sea People tank, and the sperm bank didn't have enough so he got the rest from some guy in an alley who had him suck it out of a hose. Cartman was happy because the guy didn't charge him for it...

While not condoning child molestation, to be molested you have to have a certain amount of innocence. Cartman has none, anything from sucking sperm out of hoses in alleys to jacking off Ben Affleck to selling aborted fetuses to leading a campaign to exterminate the Jews is normal everyday life for him.