Mountain town (Reprise) query

At the end where everon sings (just after "Thank God we live in this little,pissant......") what does everyone say?

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12. Mountain Town (reprise) Performed by The Citizens of South Park

Chef: Everything worked out What a happy end! Americans and Canadians are friends again! So let's all join hands and knock oppression down!

Kids: Don't you know our little lives are now complete?

Mothers: 'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet!

Mrs Broflovski: Super sweet!

All: Thank God we live in this quiet, little, pissant, redneck, podunk, jerkwater, three corn, one horse, one hole, chicken butt, right wing, missing stuff, no mail, truck driving, old dragon, spacey, peabrain, horsewhipped, hungry, uncut, white trash, KICKASS! Mountain town!

This still isn't right.... How aboot: EVERYONE Thank god we live in this quiet little, piss-ant, redneck, podunk, jerk-water, three-corn, one-horse, one-hole, [??], right-wing, whistle-stop, [??]-bell, truck-driving, old-fashioned, Main Street, pea-brained, underbred, hungry, uncut, white trash,

etc. We need an official set of lyrics!

I got what I wrote from the following website. I don't know if it is all correct but it is a nice resource:

Looks good but it does have at least one mistake -- it's "doctor or a lawyer rich 'n' true," not "it's true."

D.G. Porter said...

Are you *sure* on that one? Because I heard it as "it's true" and it makes a lot more sense to me that way (considering who's singing it - I couldn't imagine Mrs. McCormick saying Kenny would be "rich and true").

Tirya

[email] wrote:

A lawyer will be rich and a doctor is s'posed to be true...

While I wont pretend to be able to deceifer this whole thing, there are some things in this list that are DEFINITELY wrong.

jerkwater = Dirtwater one hole = Slimehole Chickenbutt = Peckerwood spacey = greesy

and this is open for debate, but I think 3-corn = 3 whore and truckdriving = drunkdriving. :)

Greg