Hey while I'm posting my HOLIDAY fic, why not post my Halloween fic?
The New Breed
Scene: Genetics lab
Mephesto: YES! I have finally created a new lifeform that will act supirior to man and can kill out the entire species of man within minutes of being released (Mephesto is standing in front of a shadowy figure) Mephesto: Kevin, observe, the new breed! (Mephesto slowly moves out of the way while the scene quickly changes)
Scene: Cartmans room
(Cartman lays sleeping in his bed, suddenly that recorder by Cartmans bed turns on and Kyles voice comes over it) Kyle: Fatass... (Cartman wakes up) Cartman: Huh? Kyle: Fatass, your late! Cartman: I'll be right down (Cartman climbs out the window and walks through town until he reaches Jimbos Guns, Kenny and Kyle are in it) Cartman: I'm here Kyle: Took you long anough fatass Cartman: Shutup jew Kyle: Allright we have to get ready for the suprise
Scene: Stans house
(There is a birthday cake in front of Stab his mom is sitting with him at the table, his father walks in) Randy: Sharon I just got a note from the genetic engineerist to go up to his mountain and look at his new invention since I am a inventor Sharon: Your not an inventor your a geologist Randy: I know but ever since the combustion thing- well, should I go or not Sharon: I don't know that man kind of creeps me out, and his little monkey friend Stan: Oh, dad can I come, it's my birthday! Randy: Oh all right Stanley but stay out of trouble up there Stan: YAY! (They walk out the door)
Scene: The street
(The three kids are walking down it) Kyle: This is going to be the sweetest suprise party ever Cartman: I got Stan the sweetest present Kyle: What? Cartman: I got him one of those dog whistles so if Sparky tries to hump him he can blow it and be all like hey dog bitch go hump Shelley (Kyle glares at Cartman) (The kids reach Stans house, they ring his bell, Sharon answers) Sharon: Oh hello boys Kyle: Is Stan there Sharon: Oh he went to the genetics lab with his father Stan: You meen the cloning place Sharon: Yes thats the place (Sharon shuts the door) Kyle: Now what are we ganna do Cartman: We'll just go to the lab
Scene: Genetics lab (Mephesto is leading Stan and Randy down the hall) Mephesto: I finally finished my new breed today, come this way so I can show and explain it to you (The 3 of them walk up to a cage covered in a blanket Mephesto: Behold the new breed (Mephesto pulls off the blanket)
(Commercial)
Scene: The streets
Cartman: Wait till Stan gets the whistle, he'll be like, sweet now I won't have to fuck my dog anymore Kyle: Shut up Cartman (They reach the engineering ranch) Kyle: Well here it goes
Scene: Genetics Lab
(There are small dragons flying in the cage) Mephesto: These small dragons have the brain of a dog and the poison of a rattle snake. One bite and you die. They could wipe out the community in an hour Randy: Amazing Stan: Boring. Can we get out of here I wanna have some cake Randy: Alright lets go (They start to walk out but the three other kids burst through the door) Kyle, Cartman and Kenny: Surprise! Stan: Huh? Cartman: Happy birthday Stan, we are having a party now. I got you a sweet gift so Sparky doesn't fuck you. Check it out its one of those dog whistles. It gets into their dog brains and make them go crazy. (Cartman puts his mouth to the whistle) Mephesto: Wait! Dog whistle, dog brain, poison. Little boy don't blow that whistle (Cartman puts down the whistle) Cartman: Why the fuck not humans can't hear it only dogs, watch (Cartman puts it to his mouth and blows it) (The dragons go wild and break the glass cage open, everyone ducks as the dragons fly out the door) Mephesto: Little boy, you just dangered the whole worlds life! Cartman: Well at least Stans dog won't fuck him anymore Kyle: We have to stop those dragons!
Scene: Starks Pond
(Two lovers are sitting on a bench) Tom: Oh Silvia, I love you Silvia: I love you to Tom, we shall live together forever Tom: Yes, I love you! (They kiss as two dragons come up and completely mutilate them)
Scene: Mayors Office
(Mephesto, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and Randy run in to find the Mayor and Officer Barbrady in their underwear) Mephesto: Mayor, Barbrady there are killer dragons on the loose quickly we must stop them! Barbrady: Sure thing Obi Won, why don't you and Anikan go for a Pod Race Mephesto: This is serious Barbrady: Uh huh, sure it is (A dragon breaks the window open and kills Barbrady and the Mayor) Everyone: Ahhhhhhhhh! (They run out of the room)
Scene: Hallway
Mephesto: Wait! I know how to kill the dragons! Stan: How!? Mephesto: All you have to do is (The dragon brakes open the door and kills Mephesto) Cartman: Oh, well thanks for the advice, shithead!
(Commercial)
Scene: Streets
(Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Randy are all ducking behind a tree, dragons are patroling the streets) Kyle: We are really fucked Stan: We are not just a little fucked, we are really fucked Cartman: What the fuck are we going to do Kenny: We can't just sit here like bait (Kenny gets up) Kenny: We have to fight back, we need to kick those dragons ass (Kennny walks into the street as a dragon flys at him. Kenny punches the dragon and it falls over dead) Kids: YAY KENNY! Kenny See its easy- (Suddenly 50 dragons swarm over Kenny completely mutilating his body) Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny Kyle: You basterd Randy: Lets get out of here! (They run off)
Scene: Stans Backyard
Randy: They'll never find us here Stan: Sure, we're safe for now, but what happens tommorow, or the next day Randy: There is a way to kill them, Mephesto said so Stan: Dude! Mephesto's dead Cartman: Oh shit! Kyle: What! A dragon Cartman: No its Sparky (Sparky walks up and starts humping Stans leg) Kyle: DUDE! (A dragon heres and comes up behind Randy) Cartman: Thats it! (Randy turns and screams as Cartman blows the whistle) (The dragon dies and Sparky runs off) Stan: Hey, that dragon died Randy: It was the whistle, the whistle kills them Cartman: The radio station!
Scene: The radio station
(The radio jocks are broadcasting as the bunch runs in) Radio guy 1: This just in the town is being destroyed by poisoness dragons! Cartman: Get out of my way (Cartman pushes the radio jocks out of there chairs) Cartman: Eat this dragon bitches! (Cartman blows the whistle into the microphone and it echoes through the town) (All the dragons die instantley) Cartman: Are they all gone (Stan looks out the window) Stan: I think so! Cartman: Lets get out of here (The group opens the door and walks out to find dead dragons everywhere)
(Commercial)
Scene: Streets
(The group is walking home) Stan: That whole expeiriance sure did suck! Kyle: I'm just glad its over! Cartman: You guys there's just one thing I don't get Stan: What's that? Cartman: Why would Mephesto want to create such a horrible race in the first place Stan: Hey yeah (Suddenly a winged, fanged, red eyed Mephesto lands in front of the kids) Mephesto: You see, I am the queen dragon. I faked my death and now I will kill you! (Cartman blows thw whistle) Mephesto: That whistle doesn't harm me! (Mephesto traps the group at a dead end and goes into bite them) Cartman: goodbye cruel word (Suddenly Mephesto stops and falls over) Randy: What the- Stan: Look its Sparky! (Sparky is humping Mephestos leg) Mephesto: Noooooooo! Get off me dog (Mephesto slowly turns to ashes and then disapears) Stan: Dude, Sparkys humping killed Mephesto Kyle: See Cartman it isn't bad to be gay afterall Cartman: Whatever, just as long as he stays away from my leg Randy: Lets go home and have birthday cake! Kids: Yeah!
~End~
-Dan Has his timing about 2 months off, but that's okay!