Sucky Sucky, Five Dollah!

Nov 25, 2009, 2:06 PM ET6 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Dänk 666alt.tv.southpark

I'm about to leave on a trip to Vietnam. All I know about the place is that it is hot and humid and has lots of hookers.

Helro, soldier boy! Me so horny! Me ruv you rong time!

Sucky sucky, five dollah! You give me ten dollah, soldier boy!

Perry Neheum↩ Dänk 666alt.tv.southpark

My gf and I just got back from 'nam, and did we have a wild time! I pulled my first quadruple!

http://www.xhamster.com/movies/242190/exhibition_06.html

Just a few words of caution ... most of the STDs there are relatively mild, but those gals' CRABS are big and vicious! Ouch!

Better to seek out the $40 a night hookers. They douche on occasion.

My gf found a gook with a 10-1/2" dick ... she paid the guy $15 to pork her -- front and back!

I came(!) away relatively unscathed. Just a little dose of nonspecific urethritis.

OM↩ Dänk 666alt.tv.southpark

On Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:06:15 -0800 (PST), D�nk 1010011010 wrote:

...It's *Fucky* Sucky. And for the record, the first time it was used on screen wasn't in "Full Metal Jacket", but in a scene in 'The Choirboys", a cop black comedy. A rookie undercover vice cop is told not to make the bust until the hooker offers him "fucky sucky five dollah", although the second he does just that the two hookers start screaming "RAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!", which blew the bust.

OM

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Ransack The Elder↩ Dänk 666alt.tv.southpark

On Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:06:15 -0800 (PST), D�nk 1010011010 wrote:

HOOKER
Hey, baby, you got girlfriend Vietnam?
      JOKER
Not just this minute.
HOOKER
Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long
time. You party?
      JOKER
Yeah, we might party. How much?
HOOKER
Fifteen dolla.
      JOKER
Fifteen dollars for both of us?
      HOOKER
No. Each you fifteen dolla. Me love you long time.
Me so horny.
      JOKER
Fifteen dollar
too boo-coo. Five dollars each.
      HOOKER
Me suckee-suckee. Me love you too much.
      JOKER
Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
      HOOKER
Okay! Ten dolla each.
      JOKER
What do we get for ten dollars?
HOOKER
Everything you want.
      JOKER
Everything?
HOOKER
Everything.