(To catch up go to the Shrine Of Pip,I didn't write those fanfics,but I
am using those people.~~~SpGirl13)
MELENY
(Bus stop)
Kyle:Is Estella gonna get here soon?
Cartman:In a few seconds DAMNIT! Where are they I wanna see my babe
Erica!
Pip:Oh I can't wait to see Estella it's been an month!
Stan:(Whispers to Wendy) Are they bringing the you know what for Kyle?
Wendy:(Whispers back) Oh,yeah,they said that it was great for him!
(An Greyhound bus drives up)
(Erica,Estella,and an unknown girl walk off,She has purple hair in VERY
long pigtails,cute,wears an track(across front) long seeve shirt,with
black track baggy pants.With a peace necklace on)
Pip:'Allo Estella,I missed you so! (hugs)
Cartman:BABE!
Erica:Cartman! (Hugs)
Estella:We brought Meleny Miss.Wendy.
Wendy:GREAT!
Kyle: She has stupid hair! HAHAHAHAHA!
Meleny: You stupid ass prick! (jumps Kyle and starts to kick his ass)
Kyle:OW! Stop! Ouch! That hurt damn it! OW!
(Meleny stops)
Meleny:You piss me off again you little dick,and you'll cry like an
little pansy baby to your mommy!
Kyle:(scared) O-okay. I'll n-not p-piss y-y-you off.
Meleny:You will not piss me off what?!
Kyle:Ma'am.
Meleny:Much better.
Erica:She might be 8,but if you make her mad,she'll kick your ass.
Kyle:THANKS FOR THE WARNING!
Cartman:Don't yell at my woman!
Wendy:Uh,we-we have to go some where guys,bye Kyle,Meleny!
Kyle:Huh?
Meleny:WHAT?! You can't leave me here with this,this dick!
(they leave)
Kyle:DUDE!
Meleny:Aw,this is so weak! I have to stay with you!
Kyle:Huh? What the hell are you talkin' about I'm gonna go home and play
kick the baby with my little brother!
(Grabs Kyle by the shirt)
Meleny:YOUR GONNA TAKE ME HOME WITH YA AND LIKE IT!!!
Kyle:Okay,ma'am!
(Kyle's house back yard)
Meleny:Aw! What a cute little baby!
(Yes Meleny has a soft side!)
Ike:Bawwa,cookie monster.
Kyle:Yeah I guess so. Ready Ike? KICK THE BABY!
Ike:Don't kick the baby.
(Kyle kick Ike hits the gate. Ike laughs)
Meleny:Sweeet! Let me try!
Kyle:Okay.
(Ike bounces up were they are)
Meleny: Ready Ike? I'm gonna kick your ass!
Ike:Don't kick my as,Mely.
(Meleny kicks Ike,he laughs)
Kyle:Your pretty cool Meleny.
Meleny:You not such a dick after all.
(Meleny kisses Kyle on the mouth,and unlike in Clubhouses,he just
smiles,and kisses back)
(Then all of a sudden, the wooden gate falls and reveles the other guys)
Stan:CARTMAN,ERICA I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAN ON IT!
Estella:Ah,I saw the new couple kiss.
Wendy:IT'S SO CUTE! KYLE,finally,HAS A GIRLFRIEND,AND SHE"S JEWISH TOO!
Kyle:Your gonna be my g-girlfriend?
Meleny:Why the hell not,we're Jewish,we like each othere,and we
kissed,so how about we go get some gafagahoga and hold hands,sexy!
Kyle:BITCHIN'!
(leave)
Pip:Oh,how such fun it is t see new couples,holding
hands,kissing,sharing secreats! Oh what a glourious day!
Everyone(including Estella):SHUT UP PIP!
Pip:Right-o!
(Kenny's head falls off,dies,stupid,isn't it?)
Stan:OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!
(We hear Kyle far away)
Kyle:YOU BASTARDS!
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