[The cafeteria. the line is slowly moving up to chef]
Kyle: hey Stan, did you watch Mortal Kombat last night? Cartman: I did I did! Kyle: I wasn't talking to you, fat ass Cartman: Screw you hippie! Stan: Yeah I saw it dude, i thought it sucked, apart from that bit at the end, where they kick eachother's asses Kyle: yeah Cartman: Hey you guys, I like that bit where that woman met that man on the beach, and they went back to the chick's house and took their clothes off and... Kenny: What the?!? Stan: Dude, that wasn't Mortal Kombat. Cartman: My mom said it was. Kyle: Your mom's a slut with a penis, you can't believe anything she says, ever.
[they reach chef]
Chef: Hello chidren. Kids: hey chef chef: how are you doing today? kids: good. Stan: what's for lunch today chef, Chef: It's a new recipe i downloaded of the internet, along with some pictures of some women doing it d.....but anyway, it's called Fried Yoghurt and Bacon Sandwich Delight, it's illegal in 29 states! Kyle: woah stan: sounds cool Cartman: I want some Fried Yoghurt and Bacon Sandwich Delight too.
[they all get some]
Chef: have you heard the news? Kyle: no Stan: what news chef? Chef: Bill Gates is coming to south park! Cartman: who's bill gates Chef: dammit, don't you know anything, children? Kenny: the bill gates that makes porno movies? Chef: no, not that bill gates Kyle: The bill gates in the 'voyage to uranus' story? Chef: Na.... who told you that? Stan: Mr Garrison Chef: the gay teacher? dammit! don't believe anything he says Kyle: We don't Chef: oh, good. now move along, there's other kids here.
[Downtown South Park. the mayor is standing on a stage much like the one in weight gain 4000, there is a flag there, but instead of saying 'welcome kathie lee', it says 'welcome bill gates']
Mayor: come on everybody, we have one day before bill gates gets here. Let's go to work.
[shot of people tripping over eachother trying to put up flags and banners and photo's of Bill Gates etc]
TO BE CONtinued...