Cartman Transcription

It seems that every episode has a "What the hell are you talking about, Cartman?" line. The rainbow one is an example.

Does anyone have a transcription for the long rambling for Elephant and a Pig?

Davin

Here is how I remember it (cut and pasted from one of my other posts):

"Hey! Why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman... and making me dance for you... while you smoke crack in the bedroom... and have sex with some guy I don't even know in my father's bed."

Lucas Treffkorn Boy Wodner and Lurker Extraordinaire

[email] wrote:

Well, if I have a line or two wrong, I'm sure someone will see fit to correct me, but what I heard was: CARTMAN: "Yeah. If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'Hey! why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in the bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!" STAN: "Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?" CARTMAN: "I'm just saying you're a little wuss, that's all."