LICKING CARPET.....

Tell me that wasn't one of the best lines ever in South Park...I must have been laughing for the next 2 scenes...This episode BLOWS away Jesus vs. Satan And Cartman eating box ROTFLMAO!!!!1

ZEKE

Giggle Giggle...tee-hee tee-hee ROFL....LOL...hahahahahahaha

Darcy

what was it cartman was saying: "Ya know my grandpa was half lesbian so I'm 1/4 lesbian"

hehehehe

Great show!

IIDaRcYII wrote in message ...

v1

My eyes were watering for about 10 minutes. I could NOT stop laughing. Definately a "KICKED ASS!!!!!"

John

On 12 Feb 1998 04:06:41 GMT, [email] (ZEKE TRWC) wrote:

I got that licking carpet thing, but about him eating that card-board box <FFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW, plane flying over head>

Somebody feel in me in?

Oh, what is the chance that Carltomen's mom is a lesbian? After all, she seems to love those vibraters, and knew about about what Carltmen should do to become a lesbain:)

Just an idea,

Hey clueless...it's CARTMAN, and second BOX is another word for PUSSY

I don't get it. How does box equate to vagina (pussy)? How? Ok, I'll take your word for it that this is a slang phrase, but how? If I were to try to come up with a term, it would be along the lines of: tunnel, canal, cylinder, tube. But, BOX, who's the genius who came up with this? I could use the word BOX to describe someone's big head, but pussy? This shall remain a mystery to me.

Alex Tellez

On 13 Feb 1998 08:48:27 GMT, Alex Tellez wrote:

Ok....let me get this straight.....you are questioning the etemology of a slang term. Quick question for you.....who comes up with any of the slang that so quaintly finds its way into our language? It is a phenomenon that has been around as long as language. Ebonics, Surfer Speak, Skater Talk, New Yorkese, does any of it make sense? Of course not, they are all lovely little agnots of the English tongue, in other words...if you don't like the word....dont use it.

Thats just my $.02, and if any of the words in this message go over your head....get a dictionary.

it's jsut an old slang that I guess really isn't used that much...i never heard of it...but thenn again think about this...how many people 18 and under get it when chef says the word 'cracker'??

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David Lowery, dood? (;-)

I think they know what the word "cracker" means!!!

On 13 Feb 1998 09:02:01 -0700, "Sir Galahad" wrote:

Uhm, everyone I know.

Uh, just last year I heard a group of African Americans around the age of 12 or so use it. Are you white? That might explain your not getting it.

Rock

See the movie "Rosewood", That'll halp ya out! :)

Osh Kosh B'Joah

On Thu, 19 Feb 1998 21:59:44 GMT, [email] wrote:

African Americans? Is that PC for nigs?

McGurk... Yes, THAT McGurk. You die now.

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On 13 Feb 1998 09:02:01 -0700, "Sir Galahad" offered this unto Shub-Internet:

I don't know about anyone else, but I get it.

Sir Galahad wrote:

i would have to say i would

but then again growing up in the city has that affect on a white boy

ca87s$[email]>: Distribution:

Who cares? He says lots of things, like genetic engineering hoosafudge, crazy cracker, etc. They're all funny (because I don't hear them everyday), and it expands your horizons.

Scott Newman Vancouver, BC

How about this, Vagina - Box Both are are able to have things put in them. :-)

On Fri, 13 Feb 1998 14:46:54 GMT, [email] wrote:

This is how I first heard it...   I'd sure like to put my tool in her
box...   IE my dick is the tool, her pussy is the tool box...  IE
Box...    We used this slang in Sunday School talking about the hot
chicks that were there when I was about 12...

On Sun, 15 Feb 1998 03:08:18 GMT, [email] wrote:

crazy crazy

Do you live in a box? Methinks you think too much.

first grow up, then speak

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"Pap" writes:

You condemn the proper usage of Shakespearean English and a homophone in the same sentence, which is near super-genius level for this newsgroup. And you condemn it without the use of capitalization or punctuation. Who needs to grow up, junior?

Steve *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~**~ Humans are the only species to protect their stupid from natural selection

HEY!!! I'm a dirty little bastard, too! (Stan)

Shakespeare was not a HOMOPHONE, he hung out with lots of gay people. And BTW, I'm not scared of gay people either.

======================== If a billion people believe in a stupid idea, it is still stupid.

Yo soy El Gato Gordo

[email] (DKW63) writes:

Please tell us you are trying to make a joke and not that stupid.

Steve *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~**~ Humans are the only species to protect their stupid from natural selection

HEY!!! I'm a dirty little bastard, too! (Stan)

On 15 Feb 1998 00:24:42 GMT, [email] (DKW63) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Shakespeare just hung out with them to get chicks, dumbass.

Q : What is a Pussy? A : A box that a penis cums in.

box is slang for a vagina.....get it now?

Drunken Bird wrote:

My hats off to you Kenny. That must have taken some discipline to just answer DB's question w/o commenting on his progress with English as a second language.

"...enjoy the Internet while it lasts.. ...it's only a fad" - Flauntleroy

In [email] (Drunken Bird) writes:

No, just eating a box. Think.

Possible, not sure it's likely. One need not be a lesbian to either use vibrators or know anything about lesbians.

I *am* amazed at the opinions I read in this newsgroup at times...